The Tim Tracker #140 Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato

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She will get pregnant again, absolutely. Because Tim is weak. She’ll call it an oops baby. She loves being pregnant and nursing so she has an excuse to do nothing.
For someone that couldn’t get pregnant she’s certainly spitting them out now
 
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Hasn't Marriot hosted them before? I don't understand these places hosting the same vlogger more than once.
 
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4 years ago and they’ve only been increasing their bland theme park food intake?
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She literally makes me squint with how dumb she is. I squinted and said out loud “The FUCK?!?”
“he’s been 4 months this entire time”
 
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I actually think their new outdoor space is gonna look good. Not sure about painting the kitchenette the same colour as the house, but it looks like it’s going to be nice. BUT those dumplings looked horrible. How can something be undercooked and burnt at the same time????
 
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$20K for the bbq/refrigerator and counter units?
Can anyone confirm this?
Everything I’ve seen on line, even at the place (I forgot the name, but I looked it up when someone had named it previously) they bought it from, is less expensive.
Back when the stuff was in the garage I went to the site and built out what I thought their kitchen would look like.


And based on the latest progress it looks like I was pretty close. So, unless they managed a better discount I believe they spent at least $20,000.

 
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Jenn really can’t give her husband a compliment can she? Never forget that awkward Valentine’s Day kiss. Something ain’t right with that girl. I would have to sleep with one eye open, I don’t trust her.. not even a little bit. You can even see the fakeness when she pretends to love on her kids.
Don’t worry Tim, Jess will be complimenting you very soon.
 
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All joking aside I really hope they don’t end up with a fire. Been there, done that. Lost everything. Neighbor’s teen daughter passed away (fire started in the room she was in while she was sleeping). I get panic attacks if there’s smoke. It’s traumatizing.
 
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No code for single family homes. Multi-family is 10 feet. Grill manufacturers recommend a minimum of 3 to 5 feet. They are definitely going to scorch the shit out of their house since they cook everything on maximum inferno.
Plus the grill is right under the windows. I guess the windows stay closed most of the time, but I’m sure the little odor molecules will find their way inside the house, so it will have a perma-burger smell.
 
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The soot will go great with the inevitable mold that is going to grow back on that light-colored paint.
 
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That child’s dark eye circles are so terrible. Allergies? Crying? Lack of sleep? Bad nutrition? All of the above?
 
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