The Tim Tracker #113 1 Chainz, 2 Nanniez, 3 Napz, 4 Chinz

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Um, where did Buddy take his nap right before they got into the car and left Aulani? They said they were checking out at 11 but not leaving the resort til 3? Did B just plop him on a couch in the lobby?
Probably. And they made Jackson take a nap, then woke him up so they could leave for the airport to catch a red eye flight back to Florida !

Meanwhile, while he napped they saw Mickey, Minnie and Donald in their Hawaiian outfits.

Jackson would have LOVED it!!

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I assume that shot of Gin and Buddy next to each other on the plane was simply for tattle
Jinx! That was my exact thought
 
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They so aggressively fondle every piece of merch. Stop rubbing your nasty fingers all over something if you're not going to buy it, that's so unnecessary. Dim got so excited about Duffy and Duffy's friend being "naked", the guy behind Ginn looked startled (I approve of his hat ).



Dim was also really into the "large poseable" Moana doll.

Even her lower arms are seeing the effects of her food binging.
 
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To get themselves a Mary Poppins that can actually fly the kids to the islands, I guess. If they do Aulani again next year their stupid. Just like they were stupid this year after last years video catastrophe. I wonder if they are trying to write it off as a loss, I'm sure that will work out great if they audited.
 
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Did they have him scream off the balcony every fucking morning at AAWAAHAAAAhhaaani?
The TIm Tracker #114: Jumbo Shrimp and Jumbo Turds
Ooh ooh, or this!
TheTimTracker#114: Jumbo Shrimp and Jumbo Simp
 
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A minute in and there’s Dim making Buddy all sad and whiny about leaving. Why do they suck so much and do that every single vacation?
Why so negative? I look at it as Dim training the kid to not want to return to the nap bunker.
 
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I like when they pretend some of the junk they've bought is for random mysterious "friends". So did they tell their "friend" they couldn't give him his little magnetic shoulder stuffed turtle for more than a month after they returned from their trip because they had to film a stupid "HUGE HAUL!" vlog first?

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Dim showing off the plastic drink tumbler you can get soda refills in: "we talked about this all throughout our vlog series".
No dude, you talked about it in one vlog while you sat by the pool without your kid stuffing your faces with sausage and shrimpies and talking with your mouths full. Pepperidge Farm remembers, even if you never seem to.
 
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I think the kid gets upset about going back home, because they make it sound like home isn’t that great to be. Just by the tone of Dim’s voice saying it’s time to go home and visit their house. They also don’t clean their house much and it’s stressful living amongst a mess and the hotels, ships, etc usually get cleaned often.
 
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Do you think they're stockpiling crap for an Ebay shop or something as their secret safe gig? It's a ridiculous amount of shit. How many of those turtles and teddy things do they have?! Every trip they bring home several. Why would they wait a month to use the crap they bought? Nobody cares, and your cultists will watch your HHAAAWWLLL, do you love it? schlock fest of excess of Tim, Jane & (not)Jackson.
 
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It’s annoying cause you can get that stuff either at the Poly gift shop, on eBay, or the Vero Beach gift shop. We just went to the Poly today and they had some shirts, bags, and a spirit jersey from Aulani. Then their attempt at getting the chocolate covered macadamia nuts are at Target. The shortbread cookies are at the Poly and on Amazon.
 

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I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if they dry hump all their stuffed animals. Poor "naked" Duffy.

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Ginn: I know we have a lot of t-shirts but we just haaaaaad to get these t-shirts!
Also Ginn: Oh I completely forgot I got this tshirt from Kahlua - Koala - our Kooaahhlooooahhhh Ranch TORES!
Also Ginn: I wish I knew what it said on the shirt! (try googling it, you intrepid research expert)
 
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if they dry hump all their stuffed animals. Poor "naked" Duffy.
I mean, yeah. He's finger fucking his Loungefly while he does it. We've seen that pinky.
And they're threatening a FOURTH trip. Why not just travel the world? They've could've traveled the globe twice on just what they wasted on these stupid trips. Huhuhuhuhuh tuuune in for the same shit. Again.
 
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Almost choked at Ginn saying of one of her many t-shirts: "I got this oversized so I can wear it with leggings".

Um.... that shirt is not "over-sized", it's going to be way too tight even after Anotherson escapes from the fiery depths of hell your womb and you already wear leggings with your skin-tight t-shirts that don't cover your camel toe. I guess whatever helps you sleep better at night and halfway through the next day though.

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She says Buddy has been wearing this shirt since they got back. It looks like it also hasn't been washed since he started wearing it. It's stained and ridiculously wrinkled.



Can't Dim borrow one of her sports bras?
 
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