The Tim Tracker #107 No class in First Class

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I can’t even hate watch these two trash human beings and parents but glance at the video thumbnails. What the F is wrong with Tim when he tries to smile? He looks like every old man I used to take care of in nursing homes with his slack jaw waiting for me to shove his meds crushed in applesauce into it
 
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That flight to Hawaii in the news - at least 36 injured, 11 seriously injured. The turbulence came out of nowhere. Remember when T&J let J$ play on the floor of a plane? He would 100% have been seriously injured if this happened, and we all said it at the time too!
There have also been a few shark attacks, nowhere near them, but still.
First few minutes in … 🤔 deja vu?
The same spa overview and stone selections.

For someone who lost their mother to skin cancer around her current age, Dejennerate doesn’t seem to avoid the sun.
Fairly red here.
And it’s only the third full day at Aulani!
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What is with the prize bird large trussing she's gotten into? Is this a thing for the feeders?
 
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Will someone let Dim know just because he has a micropenis (3 inches with a shoe on), doesn't mean he needs to wear microshorts?

Do they think using their clothing as a tourniquet somehow prevents the large from continuing to grow? Are they masochists that enjoy getting their large painfully squeezed into even more rolls?
 
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How long before squirrelbanditz’s comment gets deleted?
It's the future Dim from ol'Jabroni that got me, if he pops up in my face I'm certain I'd be reflex knocking him the duck out.
Will someone let Dim know just because he has a micropenis (3 inches with a shoe on), doesn't mean he needs to wear microshorts?

Do they think using their clothing as a tourniquet somehow prevents the large from continuing to grow? Are they masochists that enjoy getting their large painfully squeezed into even more rolls?
This has to be a troll, right?! He looks like a simpleton whose mom just gave up because Dimmy loves those shorts, no, no, those shorts. He's too big to fight now.
 
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We should add the wind to the Saboteur list for not allowing them to go pee in the lazy river again I guess they're allergic to the ocean which is right there and what most people come to Hawaii for. Oh wait, it's "too cold" for these thin-skinned people.
I wanted to look it up.

For reference the ocean temperature today in Ko Olina is 78°F (25.5°C).
The ocean temperature on Anna Maria Island today was 70°F (21°C).
 
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They will get this and then have to get something else because you cannot take wagons into the parks.
And even then, Jenn will be sitting in it, Tim will be pulling it with one hand, 2c tucked under his arm whilst NannyZ and J$ trail along behind to the sound of 'Do you luuurrrvvee it Buddiez'
 
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LOL @ Ginn who lacks any sort of dining etiquette asking the server if her appetizer was a finger food. EVERYTHING ends up being a finger food to these two anyway cause she either uses her fingers to eat it or just fingers the food before she eats it. She bleeping uses her fingers to hold something in place to cut it instead of using a fork.

Maybe take some bleeping etiquette classes before you go spending hundreds of dollars on dinner.



Dim: "we haven't left the resort yet cause it takes us 20 days to acclimate to the time change" 🥴 So last time, it took them more than a week to "acclimate" before they desperately booked a last-minute overpriced private tour, right?

Meanwhile, I take red-eye flights in economy where I barely get any restful sleep, but hit the ground running with my itinerary (planned in advance at least roughly + having researched what's actually open or closed) in my new destination. Ain't nobody with a FT job got time to spend 5 days of their PTO just "acclimating" to time zones. These tubes are exactly the kind of people who would go to Sicily and eat at the crappy hotel restaurant every night (sorry, another White Lotus reference 😆).
 
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Look at the state of it...

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Before I ever go on holiday I make sure I have a nice haircut and a beard trim. This guy spends $40k and can't be assed to even pop to the barbers?
Which is a change. He used to be at the barbers getting that ridiculous hair cut every few weeks.

God I'm so jealous of their amazing lifestyle! They look so fit, healthy and relaxed on it. Must be lovely to have all that time and money to spend caring for yourself and your appearance. And being able to spend so much time with their child... They clearly live it and his development is so far beyond any other child his age. Ooohhh I can feel the jealousy surge through me.....
 
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Dim is the only 40-year-old guy who goes on vacation and gets a giant festering zit while on vacation.
 
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I'm actually happy that they spent the entire day together alone. I bet this was J$ best day ever. He got to play and hang out without being asked 9000 ridiculous questions with a camera shoved in his face. It's sad that 3 days in, his parents are done with him, but I'm happy the kid could (hopefully) just be a normal kid for a day.
 
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Does anyone know if the Trackers have me shadowbanned on YouTube, will they still see my comments? Or will my comments not show up at all for anyone other than myself to see?
 
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