The Tim Tracker #107 No class in First Class

[Quasimodo]

I like that Ginn said she liked the "fist" sommelier as she waddled down the hallway after dinner like she was on a sinking Titanic instead of a level building built on land. Freudian slip?

I think they'll never stay at Four Seasons. At Aulani they can pretend they're bougie and classy and walk around yapping with their fuzzy balls and camera in their obnoxious Disney Hawaiian shirts and get boners over fondling/being fondled by furries. Outside of that, they stick out like sore greasy thumbs who look like the obnoxious vloggers that they are. I imagine everywhere they go, they use the same crap they used on Kevin the tour guide about how they're youtube celebrities and begging to be sponsored. It's just pathetic.

Well, at least if they're going to continue to be the usual typical obnoxious Hawaiian tourist, I'm glad Hawaii keeps upcharging them up the wahoo for everything for having to put up with their greasy zitty crappy asses.

It's not even the type of fish the dish is supposed to come with, but all of a sudden she's worried about her mercury intake. After eating a shitload of fish already for days. bleeping bonehead.

After months of consuming enough fish while pregnant to empty out an aquarium, she's now glad to have a fist sommelier to educate her. Because it would be too hard for her bloated greasy fingers to just google which fish on the menu has too much mercury content, although the way she stuffs her face, she could eat enough low-mercury fish to actually make it a high-mercury meal.

 

[mjm9]

According to them management got them crappy view. They hated standard view and pool view I love it. They’re always miserable.

On a serious note, I don’t watch OA, they’re fine I don’t hate em or anything. Did they rent points? If so, the Aulani mgmt was really sucking up to them. If on the hotel side, same thing but less weird. DVC members tend to not get anything (nor should we).

disclosure: I hadn’t watched the OA video completely when I posted. I found out later (according to P&K) that a friend had arranged the charcuterie board and crackers to them, so I deleted the inaccurate part of my post.

 

[Caramadden0404]

There's those back rolls getting squeezed together again. Yikes. Also, I have to think at this point she's actively trying to get skin cancer. She already looks 39 going on 73.

I would never defend Gin but I just wanted to make a comment regarding the skin on her upper back/shoulders/arms. I am 3 months older than Gin and grew up in Central FL until age 13. I was constantly sunburned somewhere on my body. I have had blisters from severe sunburn and sun poisoning (now scars). One time I had to be out school for a week because I went to the beach and did not have sunscreen on. Point being, I think many people in the 80's and early 90's did not take skin protection as serious as it is now. It appears to me that she was probably repeatedly burned when she was younger. I also believe she should step up her skincare protection especially with her age and what happened to her mother.

 

[bluebird33]

The Tim Tracker #108 Tiny Tim & Ginny Mercury

 

[mjm9]

Funny you bring that up because when they are doing the room tour, Tim says--what's in the fridge? Jenn opens it and there's nothing. I didn't think anything of it until you mentioned it. When Peter and Kitra were doing their room tour, there were crackers or something like that on the dresser with a note and Kitra says, oh wow, how nice, crackers! Then a few minutes later they open the fridge and find the platter inside. So I think maybe Tim was expecting something to be in the fridge. Aulani Management Saboteurs!

Guess Tim didn’t watch OA’s video another few minutes more like me.

But a grifter (Tim) always has to grift.

 

[Quasimodo]

It would probably cost Dim less money to just hire a sex worker dressed up as Moana so he could show off his foot tattoos all night. You didn't have to spend $40K+ to keep visiting alone some young chick who didn't factor having to put up with a zitty crappy micropenis unkept grown dude into the job duties.

 

[Caramadden0404]

Jen is into the zone of body habitus where even reasonable dieting of three or four months will only have a minor impact on her physic. If she wanted to get back to even the immediate pre-Jackson pregnancy look she’d need a full time trainer and/or a couple years to accomplish it. If she shed 15 or 20 pounds that would be laudable, but it is not nearly enough to get back to a more pleasant look. ATW is the same way. I don’t think it makes someone terrible to slip into a doughy state in middle age, but most people don’t put themselves out there into the social media sphere either.

There is a reason celebrities have trainers, fashion consultants etc. It really is kind of sad. Jen was never hot, but she was pleasant enough. Now she looks like the grumpy Mom every neighborhood had as a kid that when you saw their wedding picture on the wall you’d think “what the hell happened?”

Wonder if Gin would just add on weight loss surgery (gastric sleeve) to her mommy makeover? Wouldn't put it past her to think that it is the easy way out!

I've often wondered if Dim watches any of the videos Gin posts. Or just assumes her editing is good enough and she doesn't make him look like a tool.

Wasn't "Tim's Review" part of their 9+ hour upload process?

 

[S. McQueen Light]

Wonder if Gin would just add on weight loss surgery (gastric sleeve) to her mommy makeover? Wouldn't put it past her to think that it is the easy way out!

I wonder if they would fess up to surgery, or just have Jen disappear for a couple weeks? In a few months she lose a bunch of weight and claim it was a new heathy lifestyle?

 

[eatcherheartout]

Meanwhile, over on TTT subreddit, the Stan’s think these two bozos are millionaires. I don’t think even at their peak, were they clearing a million dollars.
Reddit brings out the worst of the Stan’s. Anyone who doesn’t kiss the Trackers a is downvoted into oblivion and accused of being a jealous hater.

 

[Quasimodo]

I would never defend Gin but I just wanted to make a comment regarding the skin on her upper back/shoulders/arms. I am 3 months older than Gin and grew up in Central FL until age 13. I was constantly sunburned somewhere on my body. I have had blisters from severe sunburn and sun poisoning (now scars). One time I had to be out school for a week because I went to the beach and did not have sunscreen on. Point being, I think many people in the 80's and early 90's did not take skin protection as serious as it is now. It appears to me that she was probably repeatedly burned when she was younger. I also believe she should step up her skincare protection especially with her age and what happened to her mother.

Oh for sure, I got burned plenty as a kid/teen (I'm about 2.5 years younger than Ginn), but I don't understand why she thinks about sun protection enough to buy overpriced versions of it at Sephora in small bottles, yet can't be bothered to find something and then actually use it to cover her back and shoulders on all their tropical vacations to avoid looking like this:

Like usually you get burned a couple times that harshly in your early 20s maybe during an all-day drunken pool party in college or accidentally during a cloudy day where you mistakenly assumed UV rays wouldn't reach you and so you learn the hard way how painful it is to forget to reapply and it rarely happens again. In the last few years though her skin damage has gotten considerably worse even if some of it was from childhood/teen days. She consistently gets burned on every vacation and then fake laughs it off and shows off her sunburns. Maybe she thinks her big dumb hats will magically protect the rest of her body.

She's either really stupid, really lazy, or purposely self-destructive. Or in reality, she's a combination of all 3.

And the other thing that concerns me is that they don't take sun protection for their kid seriously enough either. They thought it was hilarious when he was barely 2 and already had a deep farmers tan. I don't think either are the type to remember to reapply sunscreen on him especially if he puts up a fuss - they give in to his tantrums instead of teaching him he just needs to put up with getting sunscreen reapplied often.

 

[nevinsmommy]

The way they say ukulele drives me insane. I mean I know it’s pretty close to the Hawaiian pronunciation (which they only know because of the ukulele class gone rouge in the last Hawaii trip series) but it comes out ooocoo as one word then a hard LAY followed by a mumbled lay. Why they tryin’ so hard!? Nobody is impressed with your knowledge of foreign languages you mats.

 

[HeyLetsGoState]

I think they'll never stay at Four Seasons.

They got the first dinner reservation at Mina's. How do I know? Because they were seated before the torch lighting ceremony that takes place every night. They would stick out so bad at that resort. It was at like 35% capacity the week they were there too.

Thank god no one told those Bozos about the Sunday buffet

 

[PistachioNut]

They've shown him without a swim diaper before - I have no doubt they thought they could forgo it and Buddy had an accident at least a time or two before they went back to the swim diaper instead of you know, working on fixing the issue at hand. But they have no problem calling out some poor kid who barfed in the ocean on their last cruise and continuing to talk about it with other people nearby. Or maybe it was their second to last cruise. Or third to last cruise. They all blend together.

The filet mignon, of course!

I am surprised that Timbo didn’t go for the $200 tomahawk ribeye.
I forgot. Tim only has a tomahawk steak when someone else is paying the bill.
Hi George!!

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DJ had the butterfish. ($55)
The presentation plating was a nice touch, but the accompanying backstory the server told went over DJ’s head.

FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS for chicken?wowee

 

[Heidi27]

This is how ginnzilla going to look after prop2 arrives

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Has anyone been able to ID where they got that abomination of a pair of swim trunks? I looked on Shore since they seemed to spend a lot of time there but didn't see it there surprisingly enough. Also, she should ask for her money back for that blueberry floral catastrophe of a swimsuit she had on today. Maybe that's why they don't give J$ blueberries they are afraid he's going to eat Jen. I wonder if it was an actual maternity suit because it seemed to have no support whatsoever. And yeah, she has some major damage. I try to avoid the sun but still cringe at the freckling I got from marching band way back in the day. And even then I was slathered in SPF 75 and still burned. I don't know how the Blueberry doesn't care more about that especially having a close family member dying from said disease.

I hate saying it but not having J$ there was actually a relief for me to watch. I just cringe with how much they ignore that kid. The ten seconds he was in it was cringe worthy enough. I really don't know why they dragged him along on this catastrophe of a trip-okay, I know why they bought him with them. We all do. But a few thumbnails of him posing with furries is not going to bring up the view count and really he'd be much happier away from his self absorbed a-hole parents and god knows the incubator would be relieved.

 

[TubeTired]

they are afraid he's going to eat Jen.

Nah, my money's on Jen to do the eating.

 

[Newbie1978]

What is going on with Jens lips. Has she had work done on them? I’m not sure they were always that big?

 

[rageblackouts]

Has anyone been able to ID where they got that abomination of a pair of swim trunks? I looked on Shore since they seemed to spend a lot of time there but didn't see it there surprisingly enough.

The brand is Duvin, they are sold at Shore stores but maybe not sold online? I had to look the brand up when he modeled them because they really are SO TIGHT, and was surprised to find they really are for adults and not children. From the way they describe the sizing it sounds like they are designed to be more of a fitted design, but he definitely could've/should've gone up a size or two!

 

[What the What?!]

The type of steak that one gets at a Seafood restaurant! Serves Tim right for going to a Four Seasons Fish Restaurant! $68 for a petite steak. Sounds about right. This is what happens when you do not do adequate research. ffs

I can’t even hate watch these two trash human beings and parents but glance at the video thumbnails. What the F is wrong with Tim when he tries to smile? He looks like every old man I used to take care of in nursing homes with his slack jaw waiting for me to shove his meds crushed in applesauce into it

@Cocobean9 Nailed it!

His face in the 2nd photo looks like he is trying to fart. Seriously - are they kids shorts? They are way, WAY too tight.

Indeed, @MrsB61. Methinks it’s low key shade! He was criticized for wearing the orange swim trunks and now he is wearing Smurf-size blue. Notwithstanding, all in all Tim looks terrible!

 

[littlemuv]

I'm sorry, but Tim holding in the pee shakes while exiting the hot tub is just the perfect avatar!

This looks to me like he’s been caught taking a dump in the hot tub and didn’t have time to pull his shorts up properly