There's those back rolls getting squeezed together again. Yikes. Also, I have to think at this point she's actively trying to get skin cancer. She already looks 39 going on 73.First few minutes in …deja vu?
The same spa overview and stone selections.
For someone who lost their mother to skin cancer around her current age, Dejennerate doesn’t seem to avoid the sun.
Fairly red here.
And it’s only the third full day at Aulani!
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Omfg I legitimately went “what the duck are you talking about you gaping mole?!” our loud and my son came running saying “mommy what’s wrong?!”
We should add the wind to the Saboteur list for not allowing them to go pee in the lazy river again I guess they're allergic to the ocean which is right there and what most people come to Hawaii for. Oh wait, it's "too cold" for these thin-skinned people.
They're probably assuming he's with the van driver again. He must be super trusting since they left J$ with him on a previous trip.
Maybe I Should add Tim to the signal??
Help me 3-peat and I’ll make it happen!! The new signal is already done and ready to go!! Much better than the first!
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On "parents day out", Dim ditched both his tumor of a wife + the kid to go flirt with Moana and fondle furries.
WTF did Ginn do "getting some alone time before baby"?!?! Just bleeping sleep for 6 hours?
What did J¢ do all day, just get hidden whenever his parents were nearby? Check out all the identical floors again with Planny B?
WTF did Ginn do "getting some alone time before baby"?!?! Just bleeping sleep for 6 hours?
What did J¢ do all day, just get hidden whenever his parents were nearby? Check out all the identical floors again with Planny B?
So the nanny took Buddy to the beach, the splash pad and the scavenger hunt. At least he got to do more than he did with them for the past two days.
Then they pop in and let him eat an old cupcake that he got when they arrived
Then they pop in and let him eat an old cupcake that he got when they arrived
What a nightmare. That suit is so unflattering in every way. A flowering camel toe, as well.
Once she is done being pregnant and nursing Baby Crouton, her boobs are going to be down to her feet. At least it might cover up her creepy finger-toes.
All in all, it was J$'s perfect birthday! 
Who wore short shorts ? ……Tim wore short shorts 
someone that can post in YouTube ask if Jackpot was alone in the room
someone that can post in YouTube ask if Jackpot was alone in the room
OUCH!!
Alrighty then.
Jeffrey Dahmer more like.
The only thing that makes any sense at all is that Tim probably wears those to get attention from his obsessive NSFW stan dudes for engagement. Because I have never seen worse men's swimwear in my life, possibly including Borat's banana hammock suit.
Jeffrey Dahmer more like.
Dim’s shorts are worse than the orange ones. $40K trip and spends $8 on children’s trunks. He is fatter than he normally lets on. There’s a lot of large back there.
Ginn looks 50 and abso-bleeping-lutely terrified of the shower.
The duck if these two need a kid free day or a spa day.
They look like salted, dried up bleeps left to rot in the Hawaiian sun. Hawaii has tit weather today across all island, so they missed it once again. Lucky assholes.
Ginn looks 50 and abso-bleeping-lutely terrified of the shower.
The duck if these two need a kid free day or a spa day.
They look like salted, dried up bleeps left to rot in the Hawaiian sun. Hawaii has tit weather today across all island, so they missed it once again. Lucky assholes.
That entire parents day out vlog was just a WTF fest over and over.
So glad Ginn got her fancy seafood because she never gets to eat seafood as a native Floridian..
So glad Ginn got her fancy seafood because she never gets to eat seafood as a native Floridian..
Look at the state of it...
Before I ever go on holiday I make sure I have a nice haircut and a beard trim. This guy spends $40k and can't be assed to even pop to the barbers?
Before I ever go on holiday I make sure I have a nice haircut and a beard trim. This guy spends $40k and can't be assed to even pop to the barbers?
Welp, thanks for the nightmare fuel.
This calls for a new avatar!Or........he could get that done RIGHT THERE IN THE SPA!
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