Is that a janky tooth on the/our left or a stray pube?
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That wasn't a massage and those weren't knots. They just cut you out of your super-tight swim shorts.
I often wonder if Jackson even knows what a child is. He strikes me as one of those rescue puppies who's never been around another dog before and therefore doesn't really know HOW to dog.
I'm sorry, but Tim holding in the pee shakes while exiting the hot tub is just the perfect avatar!Welp, thanks for the nightmare fuel.This calls for a new avatar!
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I love you all too much to go all-out horror.
If it was the guide, it would have been Kevin who is awesome. If it's the driver? Dude seemed cool, but not cool enough to leave a kid with
Tim didn’t like his $68 steak.
Clutched his pearls over it!
At the vid end Tim says they will be venturing out to explore the island in tomorrow’s video.
Raise of hands.
Who believes they will be mimicking Ordinary Adventures’ November Aulani and Waikiki trip to a tee?
me me!Just like Dejennerate does not have a maternal bone in her body.
Tim has never had an original nor creative thought in his brain!!
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What the duck did I just watch? The whole spa thing made me want to come - the shorts are way too small and I never want to see beef curtains taking a shower again.
Ten seconds with prop. I really hope he did have a nice time without them.
Then off to eat at four seasons watching Dim eating fries as a starter like he’s on master chef. bleeping cav. Or I guess you’d call that red neck stateside? Not sure what the equivalent is. They go to a nice restaurant and he wants chips to start. But of course they moan about it. Parents day out? Every day is parent day the selfish ducks.
Ten seconds with prop. I really hope he did have a nice time without them.
Then off to eat at four seasons watching Dim eating fries as a starter like he’s on master chef. bleeping cav. Or I guess you’d call that red neck stateside? Not sure what the equivalent is. They go to a nice restaurant and he wants chips to start. But of course they moan about it. Parents day out? Every day is parent day the selfish ducks.
and still Borat has more self-awareness the Jenn. Talking while stuffing her face, clothes selection, she clearly doesn't care . . . and she's the stinking editior.
Come help me 3-peat! I have a new tracker-signal pic ready to go if I do. It’s EPIC! Don’t let Commobore run out the clock with his cluster posting! Let’s go!
Excuse me?
"Filet Two Ways" It's both the filet and Tim's diarrhea of the filet from the next morning.
The filet mignon, of course!
I am surprised that Timbo didn’t go for the $200 tomahawk ribeye.
I forgot. Tim only has a tomahawk steak when someone else is paying the bill.
Hi George!!DJ had the butterfish. ($55)
The presentation plating was a nice touch, but the accompanying backstory the server told went over DJ’s head.
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You guuyyzzz you can’t get skin cancer on your back or shoulders *insert stupid Ginn laugh*.First few minutes in …deja vu?
The same spa overview and stone selections.
For someone who lost their mother to skin cancer around her current age, Dejennerate doesn’t seem to avoid the sun.
Fairly red here.
And it’s only the third full day at Aulani!
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I guess Hawaii doesn’t have those signs on their drains about no dumping, drains to ocean. Because I cannot imagine the amount of grease sloughing off those two during the power wash showers.
Haha. I saw that but chose to ignore it. I know there are Stan’s that find them sexy. I just was a little horrified we might have one here.ha ha made me want to vom
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Looks like a mediocre filet.
Steakhouse 71 or Yachtsman for good Disney steaks, YUM.
Steakhouse 71 or Yachtsman for good Disney steaks, YUM.
Ha ha rest assured I’m in the right place … when I read what I wrote I almost had yet another vom after my seeing the mats in their swimwear earlier vomI guess Hawaii doesn’t have those signs on their drains about no dumping, drains to ocean. Because I cannot imagine the amount of grease sloughing off those two during the power wash showers.
Haha. I saw that but chose to ignore it. I know there are Stan’s that find them sexy. I just was a little horrified we might have one here.
I hated this moment so much, I'm supposed to be a straight woman attracted to men, but all I felt was nausea at the thought that his shorts might come all the way down in that moment. Which makes the fact that these two managed to procreate probably really only the real miracle. I guess love really is blind. Or maybe that's why Ginn doesn't wear her glasses and Dim takes his contacts out and puts on a hazmat suit except for his crotch when they had to do the deed.
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