The Tim Tracker #107 No class in First Class

[AliceSpillstheTea]

I could see them making a video if they were on the flight with the severe turbulence.

This is probably what they would write:

"WE ALMOST DIED IN FIRST CLASS! !!! Checking into Ahhhh-lani. J$ Has a Fit & We Play Hide the Nanny."

They would also include screenshots with their stupid reactions.

 

[mjm9]

Not sure this was said yet, since i'm still catching up...but these are the "expensive" $10 shorts they bought J$ from Target. They probably threw the swim diaper on him so things would stay in place down there. Not sure why they wouldn't toss his swim suit on....

OR that’s a ACTUAL diaper!

Swim or regular diaper …THAT’S Nasty!!

 

[Imbris]

New vid...slacker parents day out!

 

[littlemuv]

No, you're not a stalker, Mary.
Not one part of your effusively, over-the-top, praiseworthy comment laden with ridiculous compliments for them screams stalker.


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on another note…..
just noticed TTT is back to 890K subscribers.

Room for Tim, Jenn, both the spawn and Planny B pushing. Perfect!

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

New video: “parents day out”…

these people have zero responsibility

Tim has a hard time not calling Jenn “mommy”

guess what jenn, your son doesn’t

BECAUSE YOU ARE A bleeping tit MOTHER

she has zero definition between her head and shoulders. It’s just a bleeping blob

They are both absolutely giddy to be without the kid. It’s disgusting

tims shorts are so bleeping short MY GOD MAN HAVE SOME DIGNITY

I think one of those shower jets shot directly into his a, his face was absolutely thrilled

omfg the NSFW Reddit is going to have a FIELD DAY with Jenn’s shower shots. I can’t watch anymore I’m going to vomit

 

[Commobore]

Flips desk. Every day's 'parents' day out' with you two. Pair of absolute mats.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

When the kid naps 5 hours a day in the room, aren't most days parent's day out?

I only watched 10 seconds but both of them look like absolute tit. Day 4 of the babymoon. Isn't a babymoon supposed to be rest and relaxation before the new baby arrives.

 

[Commobore]

The cheek to even call yourself parents when you hire someone with the intent of spending as little time BEING a parent as possible.

 

[Quasimodo]

"We're gonna get a couples' massage. We're gonna take you with us!"

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

They invited them to come in an hour ahead of time to use the showers. It’s because they need Jenn to remove her layer of grease

 

[Quasimodo]

His short-shorts simultaneously are too small and look like they're going to fall down. I can't believe they thought these shorts were a good fit for him.

 

[BoPeeps78]

His short-shorts simultaneously are too small and look like they're going to fall down. I can't believe they thought these shorts were a good fit for him.

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That second picture it looks like he's trying to squeeze a fart out. LOL

 

[hcslacs]

Still no mention of Planny B? It’s so odd. We only know about her because of that one video. Do they not think that the casual viewer would wonder where Buddy is during their day out? Did they just leave him alone in the room? Was he sitting apart from them on the plane next to a stranger. Why did you order 3 adult meals and one child at dinner. I guess most people would assume that Gin ate two dinners, I guess.

 

[Quasimodo]

Only Ginn would look this scared to shower.

 

[Joanie Taylor]

His short-shorts simultaneously are too small and look like they're going to fall down. I can't believe they thought these shorts were a good fit for him.

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Is Tim pregnant, as well?

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

I fought the good fight and kept watching. Tim gets the garlic and duck large French fries…which is funny because that is what Jenn’s lips are filled with…garlic and duck large

 

[Commobore]

His short-shorts simultaneously are too small and look like they're going to fall down. I can't believe they thought these shorts were a good fit for him.

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That entire lower backroll looks like his upper a. Just like you say, makes the shorts look skintight but also looking halfway pulled down.

 

[mjm9]

First few minutes in … deja vu?
The same spa overview and stone selections.

For someone who lost their mother to skin cancer around her current age, Dejennerate doesn’t seem to avoid the sun.
Fairly red here.
And it’s only the third full day at Aulani!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim said it was nice to get a massage to get out the knots in his muscles that he had from their "looooooong flight". YOU bleeping FLEW FIRST CLASS, cry me a bleeping river with your knotted muscles all stretched out in first class. duck you Dim.

 

[Commobore]

Dim said it was nice to get a massage to get out the knots in his muscles that he had from their "looooooong flight". YOU bleeping FLEW FIRST CLASS, cry me a bleeping river with your knotted muscles all stretched out in first class. duck you Dim.

That's not a knot in your muscles - that's a goddamn hernia.