You can tell when she’s been reading here, at this point we’re giving her content dailyI got some samples I think it's called black love but I'm not sure, I don't know. As if they'd only offer mens samples cos you bought mens, ps flo, creed is the brand not the aftershave name.
We're having a date night tonight but not going out, might go out tomo instead - what?? So tonight is sitting at home watching TV? Hardly a date night.
We watched a film but I don't know what it was called. I'll put a poll but I won't bother. A morning chat is her new thing, what her spouting tit at her phone, that's hardly a chat if it's 1 way.
Insisting her free gift is actually a present, banging up a few crap discount codes, and asking if we want to watch a dress haul … no thanks flo your sense of style is stuck in 2000