Why are they posting these boring slogs that are so far behind and irrelevant, storms that happened weeks ago etc their channel is a mess. I hope this is the beginning of their demise
The Lodge Guys #20 Heads still shiny, both still whiny, eyes still sagging, filthy hoodie has me gagging!
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We can only hope!
It’s not techy at all. Just hints that they’re too cheap to get a decent laptop or upgrade their storage so they’re doing everything they can to keep it manageable.
I was being sarcastic LOL
Speaking of IT, if prick was half decent at it, you'd think he would have remote shutdown the apartment pc not have a 2hr detour
Needy and greedy
Looking down on the meek
All pouty and shouty
Four times a week
Half bald and baggy eyes
Their faces all wizen
Spouting their bullshit
To anyone who'll listen
They live in their caravan
Or sometimes their flat
All passive, aggressive
Like a pair of sad twats
Spouting venomous poison
They cut like a knife
They pretend not to care
Yet they read Tattle Life
Buying subscribers
Is the name of their game
A pair of z listers
So desperate for fame
They'll take from whoever
To get a free ride
Then drop them in a heartbeat
When they no longer provide
So pay attention to my words
Open your eyes
Always look over your shoulder
For those dodgy lodge guys
Needy and greedy
Looking down on the meek
All pouty and shouty
Four times a week
Half bald and baggy eyes
Their faces all wizen
Spouting their bullshit
To anyone who'll listen
They live in their caravan
Or sometimes their flat
All passive, aggressive
Like a pair of sad twats
Spouting venomous poison
They cut like a knife
They pretend not to care
Yet they read Tattle Life
Buying subscribers
Is the name of their game
A pair of z listers
So desperate for fame
They'll take from whoever
To get a free ride
Then drop them in a heartbeat
When they no longer provide
So pay attention to my words
Open your eyes
Always look over your shoulder
For those dodgy lodge guys
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I love this!
and that looks NOTHING like theirs lolol
Clean your grout Anita 
Prick is so full of tit! So he just looks at a picture then can make the meal from that.....no wonder they cover all their food with random sauces!
Nick's range of spice knowledge ..
Like doing any other nations dish then chucking a lot of Korean or Japanese sauce on it!
Or half a jar of pesto!Cinnamon Toast C**ts
And no bloody salt and pepper no flavour … salt and pepper doesn’t cost a lot
I actually LOLed when he says he sees a picture and just goes from there. You make the same bleeping meal but just make it look different! Everything you make contains the same ingredients so will have the exact same flavour and therefore nothing like what you saw!!
Did they not say that they would be making the famous curry while in Florida as they were self catering and going to watch what they ate as they were out there for so long?! That didn't come off . . . but I forgot, its because of the price of cauliflower out there. Too expensive for what is supposed to be their cheap healthy meal.
And it bugs me no end that these guys are so lazy, calorie driven that they buy pre-packaged prepared fruit to eat rather than the whole item plastic free and prepare themselves. What the f*** else as they doing all day that they can't chop an apple for a snack?!
Did they not say that they would be making the famous curry while in Florida as they were self catering and going to watch what they ate as they were out there for so long?! That didn't come off . . . but I forgot, its because of the price of cauliflower out there. Too expensive for what is supposed to be their cheap healthy meal.
And it bugs me no end that these guys are so lazy, calorie driven that they buy pre-packaged prepared fruit to eat rather than the whole item plastic free and prepare themselves. What the f*** else as they doing all day that they can't chop an apple for a snack?!
For a growing man eating quorn is not good if your not a vegetarian. You need protein in your diet all because they can’t afford chicken
Quorn is a complete protein. I assume they eat it rather than meet due to less calories and lower fat. Is also cheaper than meat. They should just cut down on the booze and enjoy your food instead of making strange changes
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