So with Nick doing the Math 1lb a day lost = 9lb in a week
and then coz they’ve lost weight this means they can use those saved calories on sweets, booze & toasted teacakes which means they’ve actually lost -7lb in a week 
The Lodge Guys #20 Heads still shiny, both still whiny, eyes still sagging, filthy hoodie has me gagging!
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and then coz they’ve lost weight this means they can use those saved calories on sweets, booze & toasted teacakes which means they’ve actually lost -7lb in a week I think it is because they have trust issues and obsess over food. Thy have split them in bowls and know which is which as Pouty doesn't put coriander on top so they know the other hasn't had more than them if they were to split it out from a big container!
You see this all the time with the 2 of them measuring to see which is the bigger portion and both going to grab it because they are constantly starving themselves counting calories.
Its the kind of thing you would see in kids tbh and usually you would say that whoever cuts the food in half, the other person chooses first so that there is not an unfair splitting of food.
Starve, calories, calories, calories, then binge. Rinse and repeat. Why are two mid 40 year olds yo-yo dieting? What a poor example to set for their nieces, and for the sheep who blindly hang upon their every word, like skipping protein in their main meal for 3 days, just to be able to drink gin 
Got to say Chef Prick learning how to cut an onion has genuinely made me lol.
The knife annoys me more than it should do!! And it's the only knife they use!Who cuts an onion with what looks like a small bread knife?!
Another tedious rinse and repeat slog. Mooching around aimlessly for content. Running out of essentials as usual (on this occasion milk) - why not just do a poxy weekly shop? Do they not do one just so they can fill their days up with something instead? Must be a struggle having absolutely no purpose on a daily basis! Then we get treated to ANOTHER curry that is exactly the same as the previous slog! Oh sorry they replaced sweet potato with butternut squash. Whooppeee! And what is it with them always being knackered? How can you be knackered when you bleeping do nothing? I always thought I’d love to retire in my mid forties. Watching these two frauds has made me reconsider.
Same with the bloody part melted plastic spatula that gets used for everything when cooking!
Ffs Prick go out and buy some proper knives 
I bet the charred cauliflower tastes delish.....
Delicious, yoghurt with berries topped with mould spray
It actually infuriates me. Why not buy a wooden spoon and a decent set of knives? Using that knife makes life so much harder than if he used the correct knife for the right job (I realise everyone knows this apart from Nick apparently!)
Also, can anyone help decipher the terrible handwriting? Cali = Cauliflower?
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Cooliss?! Did chef Prick mean coulis?! My god 2 grown men in their mid 40s again getting up at 9.30, their lives are totally aimless, they MUST be so bored. Every day is best ?! Really?! Every day is the same, an aimless drive round, a toasted currant teacake and a rubbish dinner... yaaaaawn
Writing is appalling (and I read doctors handwriting all day)! It does look like they’re going to winter park on the 24th?It actually infuriates me. Why not buy a wooden spoon and a decent set of knives? Using that knife makes life so much harder than if he used the correct knife for the right job (I realise everyone knows this apart from Nick apparently!)
Also, can anyone help decipher the terrible handwriting? Cali = Cauliflower?
I know I joked a wee while back that we hadn’t seen the infamous Lodge Guys Curry for ages but this is taking it to the extreme. Would you really want to eat it for eight days in a row?
Along with his fear of holes, that phobia comes and goes, along with his claustrophobia that comes and goes, along with his asthma, that’s just appeared, still waiting for an inhaler to make an appearance!!
Only a matter of time before he starts dipping his bread into a runny yolk and says it’s the best thing he’s ever tasted.
Aye or the bean juice that he hates so much
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