Could you imagine…
You’re married to a below avergqelittle man with who ‘became an influencer’ after one of his bogancore posts went viral among demented bogans, he shuts himself in his toilet cubicle office for 16 hours a day because he can’t do his job in the standard 8 hours, he’s butt hurt because his parents didn’t buy him Etnies to do flips in as a preteen, he failed as an army officer and as a police officer, and his style of parenting is playing favourites with the sporty child and buying 2 boats.
What a catch, amirite?
Now, here’s the best part!
Imagine you’re his wife. Big in idiocy and little in intelligence. He’s a better influencer than you, he’s a better worker than you, he is less dramatic about his family than you, he had a longer career than you as a police officer, he’s the favourite, more fun and better parent (according to both of you anyway), and dare I say it, he’s got better teeth than you.
What’s lower than below average?
HAHAHA.