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The Kearns #37 rumours swirling about Brad’s little gym romp, things not so rosy at the muddy swamp
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Haven’t watched her stories for few weeks. Went to see them today and Jesus she is boring as bat tit. No sense of humour. No wit or charm. Filters out her forehead vein. Ugly ass skanky fake nails. Bogan as fck inbred looking kids that are so bratty and the type I hope my daughters never befriend at school. Yuck yuck yuck. Can’t even hide her pathetic “please click like on brandleys reel”. Sez, IF PEOPLE LIKE SOMETHING THEY WILL CLICK LIKE. THATS HOW THE LIKE BUTTON WORKS YOU twit.
Why would you include the gross half eaten ones? Not a ringing endorsement 
I happily do too, but I don’t get paid to dribble tit about how healthy I am nor would I because I have credibilitySo do Iplease don’t disown me… I love all you kearnts
I hadn’t even noticed the half eaten ones. Surely shows they weren’t that good.
Interesting!!!
duck me… my stomach dropped for a minute. I thought she was going to say “The moment Brad busted me with my pear”Strange that Brad had time to go upstairs and see her
I can’t imagine being on a Zoom call and some dude dials in from a toilet block, wearing a shirt three sizes too small. What are you supposed to do in that situation?
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Brandy Kearns, award-winning writer and journalist, with an update for Tattle Life Digest. Celeb_Lawbreaker has fired shots at our least favourite sibling-spouse duo overnight, suggesting the Swamp Creekers are estranged because Sez has been posting herself and her son-nephews almost exclusively on socials.
This ordinarily wouldn’t sound alarm bells that there’s trouble inparadise swamp land because Sez makes a living out exploiting the awful-toothed children, but it’s the other content that’s a giveaway. Sez has not issued a 'I love being loved by you’ post to Brad in some weeks, she is taking a page out of Brad’s book with passive aggressive word salad posts about sibling-spousal resentment, and the children have accompanied her to the gym more than any child should - would someone think of the other gym goers!? We also haven’t heard about the kitchen being closed to Brad or how handsy he is, and instead the stadium of followers are being treated to what Sez thinks are sexy thirst trap gym photos of her in a pink crop top. #WearTheCropTop #EatTheNutella
Swamp Creek Police have set up Strikeforce Swamp Offical to get to the bottom of the lies, and Det. Karen Ann Kearns reported, “We may never get to the bottom of the swamp house because it’s a poorly built home on a boggy flood plain amidst global warming, but we do know that the house is filled exclusively with an unused Thermomix, smoke and mirrors.”
A source close to the Kearnts also said “Whenever Sez hears any truth around Swamp Creek, she’ll immediately post content that suggests the opposite, and then hijack Brad’s socials, which are on her phone, to do the same. Her bear claws work overtime typing on those days.”
More to come.
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Swamp Creek Police have set up Strikeforce Swamp Offical to get to the bottom of the lies, and Det. Karen Ann Kearns reported, “We may never get to the bottom of the swamp house because it’s a poorly built home on a boggy flood plain amidst global warming, but we do know that the house is filled exclusively with an unused Thermomix, smoke and mirrors.”
A source close to the Kearnts also said “Whenever Sez hears any truth around Swamp Creek, she’ll immediately post content that suggests the opposite, and then hijack Brad’s socials, which are on her phone, to do the same. Her bear claws work overtime typing on those days.”
More to come.
One croc shoe between 4 kid feet lol
Fit mums…watching this gyms stories the number of people sitting looking at their phones…you don’t have to pay gym fees to do that
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It’s pathetic isn’t it
Also, this ain’t HIIT. They’re all going at a snails pace
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Looks like it might actually be a nutraorganic mould too, so, we can blame them for not making the moulds match. It’s what happens when they import them from Ali express as cheaply as possible.
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I feel like gagging at the look of those gummies, no wonder Teddy had the watery mouth after trying to each half of one
Those choc chip cookies she showed in stories look like proper dog shits
Is it this or is it “asking for new pants summer”?
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But she’s trying to lose weight to catch up with Laura B, such a witch
She really is!
The crop top, getting new Lskd pants….
it’s gross. Considering she didn’t even catch up with LB when she was on the Gold Coast. She’s fake as duck.
sending off Teddy’s school paperwork… shedding a tear because she won’t have anyone to convince To do her a ads for her
I'm cackling at the idea that someone, once, told Sez that converse shoes were good for lifting weights and she's just clinging on to that thought with all she's got.
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