The Kearns #32 Jacks of all trades, masters of none. All fun and games til the flood waters come!

[swampratkearns]

Phew, lucky Brandley isn’t tall enough to hit that horizontal support beam when doing cartwheels!

He’s gonna be that wanker parent who hangs around the teenagers and their mates when they are like 15/16 and having a couple of bevs who thinks he is cool but all the kids thing is a dick but won’t say anything cause he lets them drink there

 

[emmygluewho]

That hair coming out of his nose irritates me beyond belief. If you're going to grow a mo keep it well groomed Brad.

Brad looks great for 53.

 

[kearns legal letter]

He is in the army and doesn’t seem to share much of his life online, definitely seems more sane than Brad

I thought he was an actor? Or attempts to be one? That’s what Google told me when I stalked him a while back.

 

[grifter]

Love the power station in the background

He looks like a 5 year old.

 

[kearns legal letter]

It’s called different things in different parts of Australia, but I didn’t know it came in a roll either! Can’t say I’ve ever contemplated buying the slices for my kids 🫠

It’s polony in my neck of the woods. I’ve heard it be called fritz too.

 

[TheAssistant]

It’s called different things in different parts of Australia, but I didn’t know it came in a roll either! Can’t say I’ve ever contemplated buying the slices for my kids 🫠

My dad told me what was in it and I’m scared for life. I lucked out my kid hates it.

 

[FreddyFrog]

I called it Beef German (I think......having to go back a while in the memory banks here)

Can't wait to see a chunk of devon on the kiddies tasting plates

Also, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure most stores keep the dog food rolls and the devon very separate?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

What is she talking about??
When I first read this I thought Carl Barron had died and that was why she was sad. Please, learn how to use your words to communicate. It's literally your job. View attachment 2123957

I still don’t know. At first I thought she’d gone for an actual bike ride, which seemed very out of character. Then I couldn’t work out who Carl “Barren” was or why that was sad. Then she made another cup of tea?

Even by her standards, this is woeful content. Show me another angle of Ted eating an Easter egg or something. Anything is better than this.
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Also, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure most stores keep the dog food rolls and the devon very separate?

I can’t speak for what sort of supermarkets they have in Swampville, but down here the dog meat is kept in the aisle with the dog food and the people meat is with the people food 🫠

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Where has this been living? Have I missed seeing it in the massive amount of stuffed toys that the boys have? Or has it just been shoved in the garage?

Probably was stuck behind that huge tree in the boys’ shared bedroom back at the half house
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I can’t speak for what sort of supermarkets they have in Swampville, but down here the dog meat is kept in the aisle with the dog food and the people meat is with the people food 🫠

“The people meat” that just really tickled my pickle

Now I’m craving fresh white bread, polony (WA girl), hot chip and tomato sauce sandwiches. That was a treat when we were home sick from school and I still have it every now and then when I’m needing comfort.

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

This must be the Carl BARREN reference

 

[Msoscyq]

That hair coming out of his nose irritates me beyond belief. If you're going to grow a mo keep it well groomed Brad.

And how there is extra hair on his philtrum. Urgh!

 

[mummasoc]

This must be the Carl BARREN reference

Surely she understands that if you’re going to reference something , make sure it’s something that a lot of people recognise not some obscure quote from a washed up comedian (sorry Carl )

 

[leeeeleeee]

What is she talking about??
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Has she had a small stroke?

 

[notgifted]

I thought he was an actor? Or attempts to be one? That’s what Google told me when I stalked him a while back.

He possibly was, but he’s either Airforce or Navy, not army

 

[screenfreelookatme]

He possibly was, but he’s either Airforce or Navy, not army

Oh no, the comment above that he bought something from Vinnie’s . Clearly doesn’t have the same childhood trauma as Brad. Weird that he’s somehow the only one of his siblings that does

 

[SezTheMacaw]

That’s not my … last name? I had a ridiculous chuckle at that

Trigger warning next time thanks. Why does knocksy look like he’s wearing a Lego wig.
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Oh my god that’s the funniest load of tit to ever come out of their snaggletoothed mouths.
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“That’s not my….last name?” What a dumb kid.
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Haven’t you seen Where the Crawdads Sing? You don’t need shoes where they’re from.

 

[lilpickle]

He possibly was, but he’s either Airforce or Navy, not army

Seeing Braddles in a line up with what I can only assume is an average sized male, you really do get a feel for how teeny tiny he is. I bet he hates that photo

 

[Cheesecakelover]

Honestly I've woken up today really ragey. These people give me so much ick that I feel like I need a shower after reading about them. They act like such entitled twats and they've turned these boys into entitled brats. May you get everything you bloody deserve. Hope we have a really wet winter.

 

[Floppygunt]

Is her nostril about to eat him!!!

 

[waitingandwondering]

Will we get an Anzac Day, “When I was in the army” post?
Better bloody not!