Random thought, but have you seen what izzy posted on her instagram... why would you let your 14year old post a photo in her bikini?! Bad parenting.
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Its so sad because she used to be quite adorable!I’m honestly going to hell for this, but this child doesn’t only act evil and spiteful, she LOOKS evil and spiteful and tbh it actually absolutely terrifies me
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i would seriously loose my sh** if this happens... i’m not joking. entitled, selfish, exploitive, self absorbed, arrogant... there are no wordsWas just thinking about the food situation what’s the betting Sarah does a woes is me video about how she can’t get her “ bits and bats” and before you know it the ifam are sending loo rolls and pasta
With sincere apologies to the lovely Kate Bush:
Smothering Blights
Out on the Maldives windy beach
We'd roll and fall in sand
You had a temper, like my jealousy
Too fat too greedy
How could you leave me (and go skating)
When I needed to nag you
I hated you, and Tattle too
Bad dreams in the night
They told me we were going to miss our flight
Leave behind my inflatables, inflatables
Inflatables
Creeeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
Creeeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
Ooh it gets dark, it gets messy
When you use your Just for Men
I bleat a lot, I eat a lot
Of Orange Twirls without you
We're coming back love, all sunburnt
My only one dream, is bubblegum ice cream
Too long you've roamed in the night
In the hotel toilet trying to pick a fight
We're coming home to B&M, B&M, B&M
On lockdown
Creeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
Smothering Blights
Out on the Maldives windy beach
We'd roll and fall in sand
You had a temper, like my jealousy
Too fat too greedy
How could you leave me (and go skating)
When I needed to nag you
I hated you, and Tattle too
Bad dreams in the night
They told me we were going to miss our flight
Leave behind my inflatables, inflatables
Inflatables
Creeeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
Creeeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
Ooh it gets dark, it gets messy
When you use your Just for Men
I bleat a lot, I eat a lot
Of Orange Twirls without you
We're coming back love, all sunburnt
My only one dream, is bubblegum ice cream
Too long you've roamed in the night
In the hotel toilet trying to pick a fight
We're coming home to B&M, B&M, B&M
On lockdown
Creeeepy, it's me Lazy we've come home
So coooold, let me borrow your beanie
*Jaws theme plays*
I don't understand how they still have their 1.3 million subs! I thought we would have seen a mass exodus of people unsubscribing from their channel by now. I'm almost positive that he's tinkered with the subscriber count as well, as it doesn't make sense that they only receive 100,000 views or less per video when they have so many subscribers!
Sarah Ingham's a liar
(Alicia Keys)
That Lazy Ingham she's on fire
She lives in a fantasy, heading down the runway
She's living in a world, and it' is dire
just a catastrophe, and she thinks she can fly away
Oh, there is no underground
And she just cant get her head round
Oh, she got her head in the clouds
And she's not backing down
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
not one to inspire
This witch is a liar
Acts like a girl, but she's insane
thinks she is bright, but half wit brain
asking if we are all ok
You can try but you'll never forget her name
She's the one with the orange twirl
very greedy and grabaaaaaaay
she got her feet on the ground
And is heading to town
Oh, the creep he has lost her
Because She is heading for costa
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
Reality will transpire
This witch Should retire
THIS witch SHOULD RETIRE
(Alicia Keys)
That Lazy Ingham she's on fire
She lives in a fantasy, heading down the runway
She's living in a world, and it' is dire
just a catastrophe, and she thinks she can fly away
Oh, there is no underground
And she just cant get her head round
Oh, she got her head in the clouds
And she's not backing down
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
not one to inspire
This witch is a liar
Acts like a girl, but she's insane
thinks she is bright, but half wit brain
asking if we are all ok
You can try but you'll never forget her name
She's the one with the orange twirl
very greedy and grabaaaaaaay
she got her feet on the ground
And is heading to town
Oh, the creep he has lost her
Because She is heading for costa
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
Reality will transpire
This witch Should retire
THIS witch SHOULD RETIRE
Related, I honestly think they launched the family travel channel now cos with school cancelled (or likely to be in UK and probably until september) they are honestly such thick knuckle draggers they think it's the perfect time to become full time travel bloggers.
I'd bet *any* money that's their plan and the reason for the ridiculous timing of the launch.
Isn't Isla's birthday at the beginning of April too?
The prime minister said to today he expects this to go on until the summer. So she wont be getting any big day out either.
I cant wait to see how they play this. If they attempt to go out and film it, they'll be shot down by so many people and it will lose them views. If they stay in and film then they'll lose views.
The prime minister said to today he expects this to go on until the summer. So she wont be getting any big day out either.
I cant wait to see how they play this. If they attempt to go out and film it, they'll be shot down by so many people and it will lose them views. If they stay in and film then they'll lose views.
God I wish I could see their actual reactions when they get back and not just what they might put on a vlog
I seriously hope kids aren't off for that long!
Somebody Told Me (Chris Ingham is a pedalo) - The Killers
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen year old girls and Chris is still on the game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But Premier Inn ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't tell Sarah, she might piss!
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my family channel...
Well, somebody told me I am a pedalo
Who looks like Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets
That I loved in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Of hell no-ing, woohooing
Woohooing around
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen year old girls and Chris is still on the game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But Premier Inn ain't close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't tell Sarah, she might piss!
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my family channel...
Well, somebody told me I am a pedalo
Who looks like Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets
That I loved in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Of hell no-ing, woohooing
Woohooing around
I was hoping Boris would announce a ban on planes coming into the UK and they would be sent back to the Maldives. What a shame.
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DAYUMSarah Ingham's a liar
(Alicia Keys)
That Lazy Ingham she's on fire
She lives in a fantasy, heading down the runway
She's living in a world, and it' is dire
just a catastrophe, and she thinks she can fly away
Oh, there is no underground
And she just cant get her head round
Oh, she got her head in the clouds
And she's not backing down
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
not one to inspire
This witch is a liar
Acts like a girl, but she's insane
thinks she is bright, but half wit brain
asking if we are all ok
You can try but you'll never forget her name
She's the one with the orange twirl
very greedy and grabaaaaaaay
she got her feet on the ground
And is heading to town
Oh, the creep he has lost her
Because She is heading for costa
This witch is a liar
This witch is a liar
Reality will transpire
This witch Should retire
THIS witch SHOULD RETIRE
And they've landed, if they actually were due back today. Maybe we should do a group WOOHOO
Yes Lazy was planning a party, looking at party bags a few weeks ago. Well that shouldn’t be happening now!
But knowing them nothing will change - they will still go on their daily shopping trips to Matalan/peacocks/primark/B&M/Morrisons all together. Click baiting any tickle in their throats.
Next flight back is Saturday.. although they said they were flying back today.
If i remember rightly Isla didn't have a party last year either. I cant imagine she has many friends
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