The Ingham Family #91 Like an angry badger that’s been poked with a stick

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I live in Bradford,I've just been to Tesco(other supermarkets are available lol)and was really shocked to how empty the shelves were,managed to get some toilet rolls,but didn't have any bread or milk
 
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Don't Shop (No Doubt you will anyway) The Social Distancing song

You and Chris
You'll have to be together
Everyday together
Tough tit
I really feel
That you're losing your fanbase
I really believe
This could be the end (of your channel)

It looks as though your views are getting low
It's not real
Well, we know it's a fake show

Don't speak
Not interested in what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me 'cause your voice hurts (my ears)
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
"How can I scam the ifam again?"
Don't tell me 'cause your voice hurts (my ears)

Your "memories"
They can be inviting
To pedophiles
Mighty frightening
As your views die
Both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry (laughing)

It's all ending
You gotta stop pretending

You and me
I can see your channel dying
Hopefully?
 
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I am glad their back, why shold they not be back in this miserable situation.
 
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I only go on holiday once a year (Devon) and I doubt it‘ll happen this summer, but I get so excited on the morning we leave the house to get the train! I bet the girls don’t even feel excitement for holidays anymore
 
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Random thought, but have you seen what izzy posted on her instagram... why would you let your 14year old post a photo in her bikini?! Bad parenting.
Seems to be following in her mother’s footsteps she’ll probably be a young mum. The way she carries Jace around I reckon she’ll like that
 
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Feeling very annoyed that they actually managed to get on their 5* holiday to the Maldives (which they got for free), and there’s people like myself and many others who’ve saved hard for an upcoming holiday that is likely to get cancelled and we’ll lose A LOT of money :(
 
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Dance Monkey
Tones and I
Creepy says oh my god I see the way you shine
Take your photo my darling, and DM me it is fine
You know you stopped me dead when I was scrolling by
And now I beg to see you skinny dip its not a crime
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you skinny dip just one more time
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody so stunning like you before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
Drop that towel I'll make you do it all again
I said oh my god I see you walking by
Take my hands, my darling and look me in my eyes
Just like a monkey I've been preening my whole life
And you just beg to see my beanie one more time
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg you drop that towel just one more time
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, Wooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you sneak out your room again
Ooh (all again, all again)
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh (all again, all again)
Ah ah, ah ah, ay
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
i say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you drop that towel again
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, woh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
All again :ROFLMAO:
 
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Dance Monkey
Tones and I
Creepy says oh my god I see the way you shine
Take your photo my darling, and DM me it is fine
You know you stopped me dead when I was scrolling by
And now I beg to see you skinny dip its not a crime
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you skinny dip just one more time
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody so stunning like you before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
Drop that towel I'll make you do it all again
I said oh my god I see you walking by
Take my hands, my darling and look me in my eyes
Just like a monkey I've been preening my whole life
And you just beg to see my beanie one more time
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg you drop that towel just one more time
So I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, Wooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you sneak out your room again
Ooh (all again, all again)
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh (all again, all again)
Ah ah, ah ah, ay
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
i say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you drop that towel again
I say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, woh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
I say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
All again :ROFLMAO:
Hahahaha legend
 
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Random thought, but have you seen what izzy posted on her instagram... why would you let your 14year old post a photo in her bikini?! Bad parenting.
I can guarantee it wasn’t Isabelle that posted those pictures which makes it even worse that her parents would do that ! Literally pimping out your teenage daughter 😡
 
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I'm living my best social-distancing life playing all these tunes on YT and singing along with the Tattle Lyrics instead of the originals.

"And you just beg to see my beanie one more time" STOBBIT! 😂
 
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Can you imagine them just now trying to get home I’d love to be a fly on those bargain suitcases 🤣
 
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Back to horrible weather, empty supermarkets, no house move or trips to B&M or matalan and I am calling it now Chris will have the Coronavirus by the end of next week and try and blag himself an nhs bed only to recover in record time of 24 hours and be out illegally skating and woohooing.
 
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