I couldn't work out what was going on with Sarah's jumper today, which was embellished with those massive, shiny, silver sequin discs (now THAT'S what I call 'fussy', folks!)
Was she wearing it in an effort to attract Jace's attention, like a baby's sensory toy, drawing his eye to the shiny, dazzling objects flapping about? It's just as well that she doesn't seem to go near him all that much, mind you, because those gigantic sequins are a definite choking hazard.
Or was she actually trying to scare him away, like when gardeners hang reflective CDs near their crops to repel the birds?
Or maybe she's trying to deter other birds? i.e. Creepy's adoring ifam who apparently flock to him like magpies seduced by his sparkly bits and bats (or you could say, like flies on tit), looking to steal him away as some kind of perverse treasure for themselves? The pair of them do a mighty fine job at repelling this bird though, I seriously can't imagine anyone being even remotely attracted to either of them and shiny, happy people they are not!
And did they really call Jace "monkey boy" in today's vlog (apparently because of his skinny, long arms)? So this charming duo is not content with the other naff nicknames they're trying to make stick. How many names does one baby need? And as for that pathetic attempt at yet another tiresome hairdryer prank......sigh...... #takeyourhairdryerandshoveitwherethesundontshine #howmanyinghamsdoesittaketokilloffachannel
Quite frankly I don't know why I didn't switch off that snoozeworthy video when Creepy announced "Anyways, we're just kickin it in Morrisons right now." (What?!!!) Talk about scraping the bottom of the content barrel. Someone needs to tell that d-head that you can't polish a turd!
Was she wearing it in an effort to attract Jace's attention, like a baby's sensory toy, drawing his eye to the shiny, dazzling objects flapping about? It's just as well that she doesn't seem to go near him all that much, mind you, because those gigantic sequins are a definite choking hazard.
Or was she actually trying to scare him away, like when gardeners hang reflective CDs near their crops to repel the birds?
Or maybe she's trying to deter other birds? i.e. Creepy's adoring ifam who apparently flock to him like magpies seduced by his sparkly bits and bats (or you could say, like flies on tit), looking to steal him away as some kind of perverse treasure for themselves? The pair of them do a mighty fine job at repelling this bird though, I seriously can't imagine anyone being even remotely attracted to either of them and shiny, happy people they are not!
And did they really call Jace "monkey boy" in today's vlog (apparently because of his skinny, long arms)? So this charming duo is not content with the other naff nicknames they're trying to make stick. How many names does one baby need? And as for that pathetic attempt at yet another tiresome hairdryer prank......sigh...... #takeyourhairdryerandshoveitwherethesundontshine #howmanyinghamsdoesittaketokilloffachannel
Quite frankly I don't know why I didn't switch off that snoozeworthy video when Creepy announced "Anyways, we're just kickin it in Morrisons right now." (What?!!!) Talk about scraping the bottom of the content barrel. Someone needs to tell that d-head that you can't polish a turd!