Fatty was raving about how nice the staff were and how they'd reserved them a space in the carpark.
They couldnt take their RV down beside the cabin because of the recent bad weather and the fear that the RV might slide right into the loch...so those poor blokes were offering to ferry the Minghams and their luggage down to the cabin.
Little did they know they would be carting the entire contents of Primark and BnM down there. How many trips do we think it took them? All that food they'd packed away in the cupboards and fridge/freezers, needing to be bagged back up!
This will be a rinse and repeat of previous years at forest holidays, a little half hearted walk, Prinny getting told off for getting muddy, shots of the teenager sipping on alcopops in the hot tub, Creepy wearing the same stinking pair of pyjamas 4 days on the trot, Lazy cooking frozen roasties for Christmas day and hailing herself as Nigella for her efforts, too many presents for the tiny living room, Isla telling some yarn about hearing Santa clatter onto the roof of the cabin and Esme all gleeful that she heard his bells, Creepy feeling all nostalgic so asks to extend their stay, only to find out its too expensive so he'll lie and say they're fully booked. Yawn, yawn and yawn again.
already your being hunted by the Drumchapel Grooming Gang
