HITTING THE BIGGEST WATERPARK IN THE COSTA BRAVA - SPAIN!
Creepstopher DeWronge asks who’s down for the biggest waterpark in the Costa Brava. Slide footage. Lazy tells us Jace often gets overwhelmed with the amount of water at waterparks because of the buckets that tip over and drench you every three minutes. They’re in the chuldren’s area at Pirate Cove. Jace and Mila are exploring the pirate ship with shallow water so Lazy is sat on her toad arse watching them because no kid has ever drowned in shallow water before..
Time for the girls to do the big slides. Isla has done a lot of research. There is a vertical slide Isla can’t do it as she isn’t 16. Slide footage.
Jace is screeching so I can hardly hear Isabelle. Isabelle, who turns 18 in exactly two months, thought she’d be allowed to go on the kids slides. Foghorn Jace-us Christ interrupts her and demands to be filmed on the slide. Creepstopher obliges.
The Inghams are at AquaBrava, the biggest waterpark in Costa Brava. It’s monstrously big. Creepstopher has his top off. Isabelle and Esme aren’t allowed on the kids slides but Isla can go on some as 150cm is the maximum height. Lazy can’t do any slides. Pool footage.
The slides need a good scrub. Esme grips onto Isla’s wrist as they go on the slide together in separate rings. Isla is not holding onto the hand grips like you're meant to. Creepstopher can be seen bent double and trying not to wet himself at the side of the pool. Nope my mistake, he's filming. Esme over exaggerates as she talks about the slide. More slides.
Esme lost a challenge with Isla so has to do the drop slide. Creepy cackle from Creepstopher. She’s doing it for her own video. It’s monstrously big. Isabelle forgets to take her glasses off on a slide. Isla wins a race. Creepstopher films some random girls on a ride and Esme claims they're ifam they met in the queue. Time to grab Mama for lunch and then come back for more slides.
Time for a break from the sun. Esme and Isla seem to be sharing a bottle of coke and Isabelle and Jace the other. Everyone is having pizza except Isabelle, who is having a burger. Lazy drank a loads of Fanta lemon so has hiccups. It’s the drink of summer and all the ifam love it. You’re not allowed to take food or drink into the waterpark apart from water. There are plenty of places to eat so they ordered food at a thingymabobbydo. Jace grasses Lazy up that she brought a big Ikea bag with loads of snacks in the bottom. They found it abandoned on the shore at “laxan cwaaaaaaa”. They had loads of stuff to take back so just took it. Creepstopher and the girls had to take all the snacks out before they were confiscated by security. Lazy couldn’t find Jace’s bottle so rooted through the bag and found a pack of raisins instead. Pizza/burger and chips lunch.
Lovely lunch finished. Isabelle is going to read in the sun. The book is called The Queen of Nothing, also the title of Lazy’s future autobiography. Mila keeps drinking the pool water. She’s nearly washed out of the pool by a wave so Lazy Big Tits drags her back into the water by the cloth of her swimsuit. Creepstopher cackles. No one makes any effort to keep her head above the water. More pool footage.
Isabelle seems to be commentating this vlog. They’re about to go and get showers because everyone has left the waterpark.
Lazy asks Mila if she’s feeding her baby. She’s eating raisins. Isabelle has seen her tan. They’ve all had showers and have pyjamas on. They’re going to drive for an hour or so. Lazy thinks they should’ve done two days but need to get back on the road. Isla has drawn in felt tip pen around a mosquito bite to make sure it doesn’t spread. They always do that when they get to a certain size to make sure there’s no infection. Creepstopher wants his phone to see where they need to go. Isla gets it out of his handbag whilst he strokes Lazy’s meatball head and tells her she’s beautiful. Costa Brava is clean and tidy with places to eat. They had a lush day. They found Jace’s water cup and the snacks they dumped in the van doorway because they couldn’t take them in. Mila picked up two bear cakes and said “one for Mimi and one for Jacey”. Jace shows his beheaded cake to the camera.
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