A SPECIAL DISNEY SURPRISE FOR ESMÉ & ISLA!
Moaning about lighting. Big Frank is starting to heal. It’s quiet in the house because Creepstopher is out on a course to be able to drive the new RV. He keeps getting upset because no one will call it a van. They’re calling it Olli but Esme isn’t happy. Comment below and tell Esme it’s a good name for the van because it stands for one life live it. Creepstopher needs a licence to drive it. He passed the theory and medical tests. The final hurdle is to pass the intense driving test over a few days. He couldn’t believe his luck yesterday because he was expecting to have to drive a lorry but he’s actually taking his test in a Mercedes Sprinter. Lazy isn’t worried about him passing. He’s forgotten basic things like checking wing mirrors but passed the reversing part yesterday. He set off at 5:30am as it’s not near the house and it’s now 1:30pm and he’s on his way home. He’s been driving the whole day. The actual test is tomorrow. The test centre said if he doesn’t pass they can get him in for another test before they go away.
Isabelle and Esme have had a shower. Esme banged on the door and demanded that Isabelle get out of the bathroom. There are four bathrooms in the house and they want to get in the same shower. Isabelle chases Jace.
Lazy was talking on Instagram and asked a question. The ifam want more pregnancy content. They’re on the third baby they’ve done on YouTube. They aren’t having the baby for content which is why she doesn’t want to use it for content. She has five names she loves. Esme would call her Barbara. Lazy shows us her 21 week bump. Isabelle forgot she was pregnant yesterday because the dress hid the bump.
Isabelle can’t cook to save her life. She’s burnt her bagel as she and Lazy were having a chat about what she’s studying at the moment. Esme has painted Taylor Swift. Apparently it’s such a good picture. She painted an old microphone to look like Taylor’s your microphone and Creepstopher was furious. She has also attempted to turn Barbie into Taylor and will put an LOL microphone in her hand before dancing around the bedroom with her.
Isabelle will walk past Esme’s room and every light will be on including the LED lights, main light and lamps, plus the tv. Esme is the reason the electricity bill has been £500 for the past few months. It’s the only way her room will look nice. Isabelle burns another bagel. She only ever has one lamp and her record player on.
Esme says Jace wants to tell us his favourite song. He likes going into her room and singing Haunted by Taylor Swift. He loves a Million Dreams. He asks Isabelle if she has chocolate on her bagel but it’s just burnt. Lazy gives Jace and Mila their lunch and they watch Peppa Pig.
Creepstopher is home and Lazy has decided to take Esme and Isla to the cinema to watch the new Ariel movie. She tells them and they start jumping and screeching.
Esme and Isla have wanted to see Ariel since it came out. Jace and Mila hold hands and walk down a path and the pylon field. Esme shows us the salted popcorn. Isla eats hers with cheese sauce. Lazy has cherry tomatoes and her popcorn. She got soft drinks too but they tasted horrendous as there was something wrong with the machine so they have to wait 10 minutes. The movie is meant to be good and critics said they enjoyed it in the end. It’s one of Lazy’s favourite soundtrack movies and she will be able to sing her heart out. The Inghams couldn’t be much louder if they tried.
Lazy shows us her bump again in the cinema toilets. She cried when the dad said you shouldn’t have to lose your voice to be heard. She is filming in the toilets with Esme because Isla needed the toilet. Esme’s favourite Disney movies are the real ones. She has started watching them recently. Isla is allowed to join in at last. Snow White and Elsa are her favourite Princesses but Snow White is her favourite movie. The green screen wasn’t great back then. The Little Mermaid is too scary for young chuldren. Ursula was terrifying. Jace would be ok at the time but there would be an after effect. Creepstopher wants them to get milk on the way home.
Esme asks Mummy to do her best Ariel riff as they're driving home. They cackle at Isla’s impression and Esme doesn’t want to do it at first. She’s terrified.
Esme is home. She looked on the wall and her book has arrived. Mummy has ordered a few things so had to check it wasn’t a present. Squealing and gasping. It’s as if Taylor Swift has just walked into the room. Attempts and fails to squeeze out tears. She hates books but loves this. The cover is reversible. Esme is obsessed with love stories and romances. She will start reading right now and read all night.
Creepstopher asked Lazy to buy milk. She text “no worries Babe x” to him. He knew there was no way she would just buy milk. He isn’t keeping tabs on her as they both have the banking all but he gets a notification when she buys something. She never gets a notice as he turns it off when he buys something. He knows every single penny she spends and keeps tabs on when she’s out. He never questions it though as she would flip her lid. He doesn’t wear the trousers in their relationship. Lazy has no idea how much is in their account but he knows to the penny as he deals with the bills. He was expecting £1.80 but she’s come home with £35.75 of wonky strawberries, crisps, cake she’s been craving as she’s not had a jam roll poly since she was 6, fairy cakes and anti bac wipes for her dreamboat. Creepstopher is on a diet and wants to eat crap but he can’t. He’s been good for a long time. Lazy tells Babe it’s only been three days. Cackle. He felt rancid. Mini rant about now starving yourself. He’s doing the Special K diet on the Aldi brand. Special K is boss with healthy nut snacks in between.
Esme, still clutching her book, runs downstairs and tells Mummy she’s been practising her Ariel riff. Singing. Windows shattering. Cats run for their lives.
End of vlog
I thought he'd put this in the RV? Today it's back in the kitchen.


Love it when they slip up like this.
