The Ingham Family #288 The Inghams wanted Turkish delight, but instead discussed farting on the flight
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Worst vlog in ages, Sarah talking nonsense, endless screeching and shouting and Esme being a total attention wh*re. Awful.
To be fair, at least she’s getting on with something & being creative. Even if it’s not to artist level, she does seem to enjoy art.
A SPECIAL DISNEY SURPRISE FOR ESMÉ & ISLA!
Moaning about lighting. Big Frank is starting to heal. It’s quiet in the house because Creepstopher is out on a course to be able to drive the new RV. He keeps getting upset because no one will call it a van. They’re calling it Olli but Esme isn’t happy. Comment below and tell Esme it’s a good name for the van because it stands for one life live it. Creepstopher needs a licence to drive it. He passed the theory and medical tests. The final hurdle is to pass the intense driving test over a few days. He couldn’t believe his luck yesterday because he was expecting to have to drive a lorry but he’s actually taking his test in a Mercedes Sprinter. Lazy isn’t worried about him passing. He’s forgotten basic things like checking wing mirrors but passed the reversing part yesterday. He set off at 5:30am as it’s not near the house and it’s now 1:30pm and he’s on his way home. He’s been driving the whole day. The actual test is tomorrow. The test centre said if he doesn’t pass they can get him in for another test before they go away.
Isabelle and Esme have had a shower. Esme banged on the door and demanded that Isabelle get out of the bathroom. There are four bathrooms in the house and they want to get in the same shower. Isabelle chases Jace.
Lazy was talking on Instagram and asked a question. The ifam want more pregnancy content. They’re on the third baby they’ve done on YouTube. They aren’t having the baby for content which is why she doesn’t want to use it for content. She has five names she loves. Esme would call her Barbara. Lazy shows us her 21 week bump. Isabelle forgot she was pregnant yesterday because the dress hid the bump.
Isabelle can’t cook to save her life. She’s burnt her bagel as she and Lazy were having a chat about what she’s studying at the moment. Esme has painted Taylor Swift. Apparently it’s such a good picture. She painted an old microphone to look like Taylor’s your microphone and Creepstopher was furious. She has also attempted to turn Barbie into Taylor and will put an LOL microphone in her hand before dancing around the bedroom with her.
Isabelle will walk past Esme’s room and every light will be on including the LED lights, main light and lamps, plus the tv. Esme is the reason the electricity bill has been £500 for the past few months. It’s the only way her room will look nice. Isabelle burns another bagel. She only ever has one lamp and her record player on.
Esme says Jace wants to tell us his favourite song. He likes going into her room and singing Haunted by Taylor Swift. He loves a Million Dreams. He asks Isabelle if she has chocolate on her bagel but it’s just burnt. Lazy gives Jace and Mila their lunch and they watch Peppa Pig.
Creepstopher is home and Lazy has decided to take Esme and Isla to the cinema to watch the new Ariel movie. She tells them and they start jumping and screeching.
Esme and Isla have wanted to see Ariel since it came out. Jace and Mila hold hands and walk down a path and the pylon field. Esme shows us the salted popcorn. Isla eats hers with cheese sauce. Lazy has cherry tomatoes and her popcorn. She got soft drinks too but they tasted horrendous as there was something wrong with the machine so they have to wait 10 minutes. The movie is meant to be good and critics said they enjoyed it in the end. It’s one of Lazy’s favourite soundtrack movies and she will be able to sing her heart out. The Inghams couldn’t be much louder if they tried.
Lazy shows us her bump again in the cinema toilets. She cried when the dad said you shouldn’t have to lose your voice to be heard. She is filming in the toilets with Esme because Isla needed the toilet. Esme’s favourite Disney movies are the real ones. She has started watching them recently. Isla is allowed to join in at last. Snow White and Elsa are her favourite Princesses but Snow White is her favourite movie. The green screen wasn’t great back then. The Little Mermaid is too scary for young chuldren. Ursula was terrifying. Jace would be ok at the time but there would be an after effect. Creepstopher wants them to get milk on the way home.
Esme asks Mummy to do her best Ariel riff as they're driving home. They cackle at Isla’s impression and Esme doesn’t want to do it at first. She’s terrified.
Esme is home. She looked on the wall and her book has arrived. Mummy has ordered a few things so had to check it wasn’t a present. Squealing and gasping. It’s as if Taylor Swift has just walked into the room. Attempts and fails to squeeze out tears. She hates books but loves this. The cover is reversible. Esme is obsessed with love stories and romances. She will start reading right now and read all night.
Creepstopher asked Lazy to buy milk. She text “no worries Babe x” to him. He knew there was no way she would just buy milk. He isn’t keeping tabs on her as they both have the banking all but he gets a notification when she buys something. She never gets a notice as he turns it off when he buys something. He knows every single penny she spends and keeps tabs on when she’s out. He never questions it though as she would flip her lid. He doesn’t wear the trousers in their relationship. Lazy has no idea how much is in their account but he knows to the penny as he deals with the bills. He was expecting £1.80 but she’s come home with £35.75 of wonky strawberries, crisps, cake she’s been craving as she’s not had a jam roll poly since she was 6, fairy cakes and anti bac wipes for her dreamboat. Creepstopher is on a diet and wants to eat crap but he can’t. He’s been good for a long time. Lazy tells Babe it’s only been three days. Cackle. He felt rancid. Mini rant about now starving yourself. He’s doing the Special K diet on the Aldi brand. Special K is boss with healthy nut snacks in between.
Esme, still clutching her book, runs downstairs and tells Mummy she’s been practising her Ariel riff. Singing. Windows shattering. Cats run for their lives.
End of vlog
I thought he'd put this in the RV? Today it's back in the kitchen.
Moaning about lighting. Big Frank is starting to heal. It’s quiet in the house because Creepstopher is out on a course to be able to drive the new RV. He keeps getting upset because no one will call it a van. They’re calling it Olli but Esme isn’t happy. Comment below and tell Esme it’s a good name for the van because it stands for one life live it. Creepstopher needs a licence to drive it. He passed the theory and medical tests. The final hurdle is to pass the intense driving test over a few days. He couldn’t believe his luck yesterday because he was expecting to have to drive a lorry but he’s actually taking his test in a Mercedes Sprinter. Lazy isn’t worried about him passing. He’s forgotten basic things like checking wing mirrors but passed the reversing part yesterday. He set off at 5:30am as it’s not near the house and it’s now 1:30pm and he’s on his way home. He’s been driving the whole day. The actual test is tomorrow. The test centre said if he doesn’t pass they can get him in for another test before they go away.
Isabelle and Esme have had a shower. Esme banged on the door and demanded that Isabelle get out of the bathroom. There are four bathrooms in the house and they want to get in the same shower. Isabelle chases Jace.
Lazy was talking on Instagram and asked a question. The ifam want more pregnancy content. They’re on the third baby they’ve done on YouTube. They aren’t having the baby for content which is why she doesn’t want to use it for content. She has five names she loves. Esme would call her Barbara. Lazy shows us her 21 week bump. Isabelle forgot she was pregnant yesterday because the dress hid the bump.
Isabelle can’t cook to save her life. She’s burnt her bagel as she and Lazy were having a chat about what she’s studying at the moment. Esme has painted Taylor Swift. Apparently it’s such a good picture. She painted an old microphone to look like Taylor’s your microphone and Creepstopher was furious. She has also attempted to turn Barbie into Taylor and will put an LOL microphone in her hand before dancing around the bedroom with her.
Isabelle will walk past Esme’s room and every light will be on including the LED lights, main light and lamps, plus the tv. Esme is the reason the electricity bill has been £500 for the past few months. It’s the only way her room will look nice. Isabelle burns another bagel. She only ever has one lamp and her record player on.
Esme says Jace wants to tell us his favourite song. He likes going into her room and singing Haunted by Taylor Swift. He loves a Million Dreams. He asks Isabelle if she has chocolate on her bagel but it’s just burnt. Lazy gives Jace and Mila their lunch and they watch Peppa Pig.
Creepstopher is home and Lazy has decided to take Esme and Isla to the cinema to watch the new Ariel movie. She tells them and they start jumping and screeching.
Esme and Isla have wanted to see Ariel since it came out. Jace and Mila hold hands and walk down a path and the pylon field. Esme shows us the salted popcorn. Isla eats hers with cheese sauce. Lazy has cherry tomatoes and her popcorn. She got soft drinks too but they tasted horrendous as there was something wrong with the machine so they have to wait 10 minutes. The movie is meant to be good and critics said they enjoyed it in the end. It’s one of Lazy’s favourite soundtrack movies and she will be able to sing her heart out. The Inghams couldn’t be much louder if they tried.
Lazy shows us her bump again in the cinema toilets. She cried when the dad said you shouldn’t have to lose your voice to be heard. She is filming in the toilets with Esme because Isla needed the toilet. Esme’s favourite Disney movies are the real ones. She has started watching them recently. Isla is allowed to join in at last. Snow White and Elsa are her favourite Princesses but Snow White is her favourite movie. The green screen wasn’t great back then. The Little Mermaid is too scary for young chuldren. Ursula was terrifying. Jace would be ok at the time but there would be an after effect. Creepstopher wants them to get milk on the way home.
Esme asks Mummy to do her best Ariel riff as they're driving home. They cackle at Isla’s impression and Esme doesn’t want to do it at first. She’s terrified.
Esme is home. She looked on the wall and her book has arrived. Mummy has ordered a few things so had to check it wasn’t a present. Squealing and gasping. It’s as if Taylor Swift has just walked into the room. Attempts and fails to squeeze out tears. She hates books but loves this. The cover is reversible. Esme is obsessed with love stories and romances. She will start reading right now and read all night.
Creepstopher asked Lazy to buy milk. She text “no worries Babe x” to him. He knew there was no way she would just buy milk. He isn’t keeping tabs on her as they both have the banking all but he gets a notification when she buys something. She never gets a notice as he turns it off when he buys something. He knows every single penny she spends and keeps tabs on when she’s out. He never questions it though as she would flip her lid. He doesn’t wear the trousers in their relationship. Lazy has no idea how much is in their account but he knows to the penny as he deals with the bills. He was expecting £1.80 but she’s come home with £35.75 of wonky strawberries, crisps, cake she’s been craving as she’s not had a jam roll poly since she was 6, fairy cakes and anti bac wipes for her dreamboat. Creepstopher is on a diet and wants to eat crap but he can’t. He’s been good for a long time. Lazy tells Babe it’s only been three days. Cackle. He felt rancid. Mini rant about now starving yourself. He’s doing the Special K diet on the Aldi brand. Special K is boss with healthy nut snacks in between.
Esme, still clutching her book, runs downstairs and tells Mummy she’s been practising her Ariel riff. Singing. Windows shattering. Cats run for their lives.
End of vlog
I thought he'd put this in the RV? Today it's back in the kitchen.
Please tell me they didn’t take their dirty racist selfs to go and watch The Little Mermaid?
Yep, I would much rather her painting than making the crotched cuddly toys she's going to try and sell. No one ever choked on a painting.
Makes me feel so icky/angry when the creep talks about money Sarah’s spent pinging up on his phone. That’s so abnormal and major red flags. Also, Sarah not knowing the amount they have in their bank account (if true) just makes her look massively irresponsible. FFS they have 5, soon to be 6 kids they’re responsible for. How on earth can you be in that situation and one parent not know the state of their finances?
Chris saying “I don’t wear the trousers in this relationship”. Yeah, we all know that don’t we mate, but heard it said that you do like to keep the beanie and your socks on
Chris saying “I don’t wear the trousers in this relationship”. Yeah, we all know that don’t we mate, but heard it said that you do like to keep the beanie and your socks on
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She's always done that. Thing is at 11 she should know how to react to a surprise naturally. Just act how you feel, not copy what your sisters doing.
Totally agree with this. Such a shame that their parents don’t nurture their kids interests, and get them into some classes, but I suppose it doesn’t fit in with their schedule of travelling
Why’s creepy giving mila malteasers?? They're really discouraged for under 3s as they’re a serious choking hazard. Dumb dumb and dumber every day 
A very hyper and loud vlog today.
they also only seem to have 1 bank card between them which I find odd tooMakes me feel so icky/angry when the creep talks about money Sarah’s spent pinging up on his phone. That’s so abnormal and major red flags. Also, Sarah not knowing the amount they have in their bank account (if true) just makes her look massively irresponsible. FFS they have 5, soon to be 6 kids they’re responsible for. How on earth can you be in that situation and one parent not know the state of their finances?
Chris saying “I don’t wear the trousers in this relationship”. Yeah, we all know that don’t we mate, but heard it said that you do like to keep the beanie and your socks on
The hotel they stayed just reposted one of the clips creepy filmed there.
Oooh! So was it gifted then? I'm off to look!!
Edit.. on insta? I can't see it but I'm blocked by creepy so don't think I see reposts.
Me and my husband have a joint account. The only time I get a notification, and vice versa, is if he takes money out of the cashpoint. If he started monitoring every penny I spent I’d go absolutely ballistic. It’s a major red flag and I don’t understand why Sarah puts up with it. She can’t have the banking apps on her phone otherwise she’d know how much money they don’t don‘t have down to the last penny.
She’s as thick as pig tit and completely naive. He must be thanking his lucky stars about the day he met her. She doesn‘t care that he’s a n, doesn’t care that he‘s unfaithful and doesn‘t care that he’s financially abusive. At least he puts the hoover round and wipes down with an anti-bacterial wipe, hey?
She’s as thick as pig tit and completely naive. He must be thanking his lucky stars about the day he met her. She doesn‘t care that he’s a n, doesn’t care that he‘s unfaithful and doesn‘t care that he’s financially abusive. At least he puts the hoover round and wipes down with an anti-bacterial wipe, hey?
You do not practice or take test in sprinter van my husband done test two months ago ! Utter lies. What I don’t understand about them is why lie about that ? Why say had license before when he doesn’t ? They are compulsive liars it’s scary , lie about details that don’t need to be lied about. They think everyone else is as stupid as them !
Very odd. He also said “I know what bank card she’s using” in tonight’s offering. It seems like he holds all the cards, and she gets them from him when she goes out.
Has that girl never seen a book before? Wind it in, christ. And wash your hair.
It was only this.
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