The first Fanta wee of the day. That would really pop against the zingy white snow!Creepy could have pissed it out in the snow.
Ah, tracking I forgot about. Female condoms I've used for quite a while, my partner who hates condoms thinks they're worse than regular ones. I was thinking along the lines that f pull out but it's not fail safe. Then again theyre happy to churn out kids so it probably doesn't matter if any methods failCondoms, ovulation tracking, femidoms, pull outthere's quite a few non hormonal forms of contraceptives lol
Totally agree, Isla has so much potential. Their family was so neat at 3 they were able to cope. The kids were clean. Had a routine, went to school, went to after school clubs and looked happy.Sorry wee bit late to the news (practicing my own version of OLLI by working on uni assignments... oh wait, education isn't part of their OLLI is it?)
What breaks my heart about all this is poor Isla. She used to be the baby of the family. Now she's suddenly the forgotten middle child. What's so sad is that she clearly adores that one on one time she does get with Sarah— see how excited she was for the Butlin's day out! It's not like she's hard to please and Tattlers on here have had lovely thoughtful ideas for days out with her, museum trips, afternoon tea etc. Yet Sarah still can't be bothered and neglects herSame with Mila, such a lovely wee baby yet Sarah makes out that she's a "thug" for her normal developmental behaviours. She should feel grateful for the kids she has, not roll her eyes when they talk or allow them to be splashed all over the internet for God knows who to see.
And lastly, kids of all ages thrive on routine. This is the age where they should be trying so many different things: new after school clubs, sports teams, field trips etc. These are wonderful opportunities you don't always get later in life yet these parents are squandering it because Chris is a pweirdo and Sarah doesn't care. The kids are stuck in a tin can rattling around different areas. It may as well all be the same considering they do the same thing regardless of if it's the Arctic Circle or a random campsite in England.
I'm gonna go with the biggest form of contraception they have...creepy. he's a walking oneAh, tracking I forgot about. Female condoms I've used for quite a while, my partner who hates condoms thinks they're worse than regular ones. I was thinking along the lines that f pull out but it's not fail safe. Then again theyre happy to churn out kids so it probably doesn't matter if any methods fail
So it wouldn’t be a shock if you got pregnant would itHe apparently doesn't use them! So if she's not been on hormonal, he's doesn't use those, there's not really many options left beyond not getting jiggy at all, or withdrawal
Or eyes closed, hands out for a surprise and they’re handed a baby grow or something baby related, whatever it is it won’t be original, just lots of open mouths and squeezing out tearstell me your not in love with your husband with out telling me those photos she looks like she can’t stand him do we think the 3 girls reveal will be written in the snow or a baby outfit in the snow
Oh good point. I did not think of that because I really try not to think of that part of Creepys bodyThe first Fanta wee of the day. That would really pop against the zingy white snow!
The only problem with this fantastic suggestion, is that his 'writing instrument' simply isn't big enough for such a fancy task. He'd just end up pissing all over himself.
They’d probably get more views if they filmed a genuine negative reaction at this point in timeIt would be great if the reveal to the kids showed Isabelle saying 'for fucks sake' and stamping out of the room and Esme screeching that she doesn't want another sibling. Sadly, it'll be the open mouthed, fake crying as usual. They won't give a shit what Isla and Mila think and will probably have to buy Jace a new toy everyday to try and keep him sweet.
I think they are playing the long game...get 3 more little ones and 1 of them is sure to make a vlog go viral like Esme did for them before....If they're doing this for views, 9k in three hours says they're onto a loser. Not due until October so I guess we'll still get the annual two month summer holiday of toll roads, sunburn and moaning about the price of bottled water... They'll be lucky if anybody's still watching by Christmas.
When was Katrinas baby born?Wonder if she decided she didn’t want to be outdone by Katrina having the youngest baby in the family
The only thing wrong with this is the ‘travel less’ - the kids don’t get in the way of what Sarah wants to doTodays “the girls and Jace” reaction prediction:
All sat down together, Jace front a centre (Mila in another room possibly, definitely not included).
*emotional music*
Dramatic talk from Chris about how he’s got some bad news. Cue Isla peeping around to see what her reaction should be. Jace mumbling some form of sentence.
Lazy giggling behind the camera.
Chris then tells the girls they are having to sell the van and travel less this year.
The girls pretend to be sad, Isla’s forced tears are probably already brewing as she looks at Esmè.
Lazy pipes up -
“And this is why” and hands them a piss covered test.
Isabelle’s hand goes over her mouth, Esmè cries (who knows the real reason) and Isla is bawling now she’s had validation from Esmé to cry.
Jace screeches “WHAT MAMMAH? WHATS THAT MAMMAH”
Lazy then tells Jace that there’s going to be a new baby.
Camera cuts to avoid showing Jace being a brat.
“Milaaaa you’re going to be a big sister” from Creeps.
If Jace had red hair he’d have had a buzz cut long agoSaw this on lazys instagram yesterday!!
She says I'm the vlog she's been tracking so I'm guessing that. I need this baby content to stop so I can go back to not watchingCondoms, ovulation tracking, femidoms, pull outthere's quite a few non hormonal forms of contraceptives lol
Absolutely. I found it very telling that on this latest vlog, Creepy opened the filming with, "This may potentially be the most important video that I make all year."This baby is defo a cash cow and they can't even hide it. The £ signs in their eyes during that fake pregnancy test video, the fact each event such as them finding out, the kids finding out. Gender reveal, etc all separate videos to gain as much views and money and Chris literally telling Sarah to do sarah Says videos completely show how they are milking it. They've become so desperate they can't even pretend it's not financial gain. Disgusting.
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