COME SHOP WITH ME! BUYING SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE (BABY PURCHASE)
Lazy has been having a sort around. She needs to do a massive wardrobe sort out as half her clothes don’t fit and the season is changing. Creepstopher is upstairs sorting out the wardrobe room. Lazy has been helping Isla with homeschooling and needs to do bits with Esme but she’s currently doing independent learning. Jace and Mila are occupied. Lazy is printing stuff off Twinkl because Jace struggles with letter recognition, which is totally normal at just turned 4. She has been reading about pen control because she thought it was about learning to hold a pen correctly. She has been forcing it onto Jace whereas he needs to learn in his own time. She got a massive order from Perry’s Woodcraft yesterday but the most important part was missing. The business have rectified this and it’s due to arrive today. The lady forgot, which is completely normal and absolutely fine. She’s using the wood shapes for sensory play. Lazy cannot find her glue gun so ordered a new one and it’s due to arrive. Time lapse.
Lazy has unpackaged the woodwork order to show us. They’re about to start teaching Jace primary and secondary colours. There’s a car garage to help with counting to 10. There are crayons for Mila. Jace has known his colours for years. The business sent a free Buckingham Palace for Princess Delonge. She goes on the business’s website and starts screeching about some cute wooden gingerbread men and cookie jar. Creepstopher would kill her if she spent more money on wood. She saw names on there and might get them. Jace knows his name but it would still be really cute. They’re hoping to do the gender reveal tomorrow. Creepstopher and Lazy are awaiting the email but have arranged everything. Their friends have made doughnuts with the pink or blue icing inside. Lazy sent the test off on Tuesday and they should’ve received the email yesterday or today. It goes all the way to California.
Creepstopher has just got the “hot wife” to drop him off at the garage to pick up the van.
Well if that isn’t confirmation he’s a bigamist I don’t know what is. The van has been for a service so it’s ready for the lucky person who will inherit it in the next couple of weeks. He is really sad and feels like he’s betraying her. Someone is going to look after her but he has a crushing guilt inside.
He’s showing more emotion about this van than he did over the ‘miscarriage’. He knows he sounds like a loser. He’s precious about everything he owns and gives it a soul.
The van has always had a good new car smell. Lazy puts incense in it. Savannah needs a clean and then she’s ready for her new home. Creepstopher is close to tears. He feels guilty because the van can hear him. He has to make sure the new owners look after her. She sold within the first day of the sale being mentioned. The buyers look legit.
Lazy has to pop to a few shops. She hasn’t been to Home Bargains for a proper mooch around for months. She’s coming for a storage box for the wooden stuff she received because Creepstopher has been moaning and asking her where she’s storing it all. Without messing his house up she’s going to grab storage boxes to keep him off her back. Lazy forgot her handbag but wants to try the new dragon fruit drink from Starbucks. There is one in the city centre and Creepstopher asked her to get soft drinks for the weekend.
Lazy chucks various items into her trolley. She is looking at baby training toilet seats for Jace. He hates going to the toilet on his own. He has his own special seat with a little ladder but it wobbles and doesn’t feel secure so makes him feel worried. Lazy has been looking at the Disney Princess one but goes with the shark one. He never has accidents and was potty trained day and night just after he turned 2. Mila has started potty training. Creepstopher claims the power action wipes are the best wipes ever. Isabelle needs more notebooks for her revision. Lazy treats herself to a bag of Foxes mints as she has massively struggled with the most horrendous sour taste in her mouth. She also got a cheese sandwich and some colouring and writing books for Jace. He and Mila both love Peppa Pig. Lazy’s chuldren get easily bored if they colour with pencils or crayons. She forgot to get a storage box so he’s nipping to The Range.
Lazy is fuming as she paid £10 for a glue gun but they’re £4.99 in The Range. Back in the car she tells us she got her storage box. She’s driven to Farm Foods for soft drinks. They also go there for Ben & Jerrys. Lazy can live without ice cream and wouldn’t turn to it for a snack. Creepstopher loves cookie dough and caramel chew chew. It’s 3 for £10, which for Ben & Jerrys is reasonable but is extortion for ice cream. Lazy can’t eat more than 4/5 mouthfuls. She’s constantly checking her emails and has an hour left. If she doesn’t get the email then the reveal is off. They email by 10am California time (6pm uk time) and the 8 hour window starts. It’s 5pm. Clip of Jace and “Me-wa” saying they love each other.
Absolutely not staged and Lazy is 100% not holding a share bag of Magic Stars in front of him as a bribe.
Lazy should not have bought baby girl clothes in tiny baby but she is convinced she’s having a girl. She bought them in Matalan. So adorable. So cute. She is convinced she’s having a girl but has the receipt. She bought them in tiny baby as all of Lazy’s babies have been in tiny baby for a few weeks. She can either take them back or the girls can have them for the freaky reborns.
Or you could give them to the mother of Creepstopher’s next secret child. I swear one day there will be an episode of Long Lost Family where he’s reunited with one of his kids and they find out they have 47 siblings. Lazy tells Esme off for telling Jace about boy-eating spiders. Dinner will be something quick and easy - homemade Subways. Creepstopher is outside on the lawnmower. He runs out of petrol. Cackle.
Lazy shows us the sub ingredients. She doesn’t like tuna at the moment so will have chicken, ham and cheese. Shot of the ingredients.
Preview of tomorrow. Lazy feels really ill. Creepstopher opens the email. They watch a video. Creepstopher starts shrieking and says its amazing. I think it’s a boy from the reactions.
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Reaction to finding out the sex of Baby Clickbait.
I go between feeling chronically sorry for that girl to not at all when a glimmer of her old personality shines through. And Issy hen! You are not an influencer. Brands won’t touch you because of your family, it’s been proved in the past. You couldn’t influence a professional Eskimo to have a roll about in the snow.
