They don't do any
bleeping school work. It's glaringly obvious. They faked Izzy's GCSE results - very badly - & occasionally for content Sarah will print off a couple of worksheets on frogs & say Isla's doing Biology today.
This is a list of broad mathematical topics Isla, going into year 7 next academic year, would be doing:
- Decimals and percentages.
- Fractions.
- Algebraic Techniques.
- Angle relationships.
- Length.
- Area.
- Data Collection and Relationships.
- Pythagoras' Theorem.
By now Esme would be tackling Algebra, Trig & Statistics. Just as well her old dad's a qualified pilot, eh? He can be Maths Master.
Do you honestly believe that Sarah & Creepy, who don't appear to have been arsed teaching their toddler to count past 4 are capable of conveying any part of that? You've seen their spelling & grammar, how do you think that's going to aid them in teaching English? Sarah can be in a country and not know what continent it's on so I'm assuming her geography lessons would be a bit
tit. I doubt he could name the Prime Minister & may well believe the House of Lords is something to do with cricket, so anything they have to say on the topic of Politics & Government would be about as useful as a chocolate teapot & we've all seen her cook so let's imagine for a moment her Food Science & Nutrition lessons shall we?