The Ingham Family #270 Sarah Ingham - making a house a home bargains

[babybelle]

The kiddie fam think the Minghams are going skiing

Oh blimey can you imagine it. If heffaflump and Nancy the poncy broke their leg? The bill would send more than coffee up the walls because I very much doubt they ever bother with travel insurance.

 

[whatamess123]

I can’t believe that they actually think anyone would be jealous of those trips in their tiny van.
Right now I’m in my really cozy, comfy bed. My house is warm and even though my hubby snores really really loudly next to me, I’d rather be here than in a crappy van in the cold
I would like to sleep though not gonna lie.

Sounds like my dad.He`s no longer with us ,but i can still remember as a teen ,if he went tp bed before me ,you`d hear the bedroom door open ,and him get into bed.Then it was like a light switch ,a slight pause ,and then the loudest snoring i`ve ever heard..LOL ,when they went away anywhere ,my mum had to take a light sleeping tablet ,else she`d be shattered the whole time.Have you some decent earplugs? xx

 

[Vesty]

N0nce boy just to let you know the stuff is tit the axe won’t cut nowt the harpoon will break and the shovel won’t dig nothing, I talking from the point of view from being ex military I’ve seen the crap they sell on Amazon even weekend warriors won’t use them and anyone who’s been in any military service won’t use them
I really hope the council do watch your vlogs and questions you about the money you spent on tit but won’t pull out on a screen for the outdoor steps you foo
Why buy Jace another bike for that’s now 5 he has and it was only Xmas 4 weeks ago ffs Sarah you or taking the piss plus you say your sisters needs your support but your not gonna be much good when she’s stuck in Yorkshire and your stuck in a van in the North Pole
Plus how the hell you all going to fit in that van 7 people then clothing, cases, boxes of food SMH
Or these 2 fuckwits preparing for the apocalypse?

 

[Flowerstar68]

Or these 2 fuckwits preparing for the apocalypse?

They are the apocalypse,

 

[Ruby2233]

When Ketrina posts about her family, Lazy makes it all about herself in the comments.

 

[Mostyn]

No mention of Leah

 

[Otterwise]

Granny Jane will be on the phone, begging the kids to go for the hot Bombay bad boy flavour to try and keep warm...

Just saw your profile pic. Is it from his tiktok? The one where he sings with his 'I am hotshit' facial expression, but looks like he is desperately keeping himself from shitting his pants?

 

[Cooper123]

When Ketrina posts about her family, Lazy makes it all about herself in the comments.

I absolutely HATE people like this! Can't stand anyone else having the limelight so have to bring everything back to themselves. Poor katrina doesn't seent to realise what a selfish bleep her sister is.

 

[Ruby2233]

I absolutely HATE people like this! Can't stand anyone else having the limelight so have to bring everything back to themselves. Poor katrina doesn't seent to realise what a selfish bleep her sister is.

Lazy seems very jealous of her sister. What a witch she is.

 

[Otterwise]

A SUPER CUTE SURPRISE & MASSIVE AMAZON TRAVEL HAUL!

Motorway time lapse. Footage of road. Creepstopher is on an electric bike, which is totally dead. Back home he tells us it’s part of his new morning routine of a 5 mile bike ride every day. He loves it and was particularly beautiful this morning. Since getting home it’s been a tornado of a morning. He is home alone with the girls. Lazy is shopping because there is something is exciting coming up. Lazy is busy tomorrow but the next day they’re off. Mila has stolen Lazy’s makeup. He tells her Mummy will kill get and takes it away. He has laundry to do. Creepstopher heads into the playroom and tells us King Jace is being a good boy. The curtains haven’t been opened.

They set up the fish tube thing for Mila this morning. Esme came down to tell them something she’d been doing in regards to schoolwork. She proceeded to do a ballerina move and fly kick the fish tube thing across the kitchen. It smashed and water went everywhere up the wall and skirting boards. Creepstopher realises he forgot to button up Mila’s shirt.

The weather wasn’t meant to be doing this but the Inghams live in the UK. It hasn’t rained for a long time. Creepstopher has to cycle 7 miles to pick up the van but it’s raining. He’s too tight to call a taxi and wants to get wet. Two break pads on the van needed doing but now another two need to be done. It’s a hella extra cost. He’s counting his blessings as he’s been upgrading his water tank. He had one last job to wrap the water tank in thermal material. The garage are Gs and said they will do it free of charge whilst it’s on the ramp. The bikes are flat dead as he broke the charger. It’s severed and wrecked. He will be cycling the whole way. Dishwasher/cleaning time lapse.

Esme is packing. She needs to pack lots of warm clothes. All the clothes are new. She is so excited for us to find out where they’re going but is sworn to secrecy. Hoovering time lapse. Isabelle has a love hate relationship with packing. It’s therapeutic but stressful. She is nervous about where they’re going. An excited nervous. She’s organising her clothes into piles. She wants to take a jumper with her but there is a jumpy spider on it. Most of her wardrobe is black. She hasn’t shown her cute towel yet. She puts it on the bed to show us. It has her name and an avatar of a girl she drew on it.

Lazy is in the car. The audio is echoey as she’s filming on her phone. She’s doing something naughty and Creepstopher will kill her. She found a tricycle on Marketplace this morning so bought it. The scuttlebugs are outdoor toys. She is disappointed with King Jace’s current bike. Creepstopher said the handlebars needed tightening but they keep coming loose. The tyre is also loose. The tricycle she found is bright red and the biggest bargain. The man bought it as a prop for Halloween but never used it and his 4 1/2 year old is too big for it. It will be given to King Jace as Mila is too small for it. Lazy is illegally filming whilst sat in standstill traffic. She’s desperate for diesel and a per. It’s a close call but she makes it to the petrol station.

Mila is asleep. King Jace is with Isla. The Amazon man knocked at the door with a monster delivery. Creepstopher turns the boxes around so we can’t see the Rosabelle Manor address. He is opening them to see what’s inside. He’s excited. A lot of things are boring. The best one is first - lots of socks. Next is a can of driving spray. You have to make sure you recycle boxes. The next box is a variety of winter gloves, a light sensor for the house as one has stopped working and is constantly on so rising the electricity bill, Creepstopher’s first ever axe so he can chop his own firewood “and proper *growling* mmmghhhgmmmhhgggh”. Bloody hell I hope they hide that axe from King Jace. Next box is oooooooh a hooded balaclava, ice scraper for the window, rubber for the van door seal, proper wild man toy of an army foldaway-able shovel in case they need a tit are stuck in the snow. The shovel doesn’t look great. It comes with a little dagger blade. He finds the instructions which says it has a harpoon. Next box is more gloves and mittens. Another box is top secret and we can’t know yet. Next is a heavy duty tripod so they can cook on the Dutch oven in the wild. The most exciting one is next. This is a just in case of emergencies; tyre snow chains. Van upgrade of wall news, axe holder to mount on the wall. Well that will end well. Not. SD card and the brand new Insta 360 camera to put to good use. Torches, 8 pack magnetic hooks, mobile phone tripod holder, windscreen tripod to get shows out the windscreen and toilet chemicals. He then proceeds to bang on about the waterproof 360 camera. The last one didn’t have the waterproof thing on it so was destroyed. He need the camera for skating. The camera is cool for action sports. I’ve had enough of the N0nc£ so I’m moving on.

Lazy is in Tesco. She is also going to Aldi. She popped in to use the toilet and has found reduced to clear bowls that can go in the microwave. You can put “soap” (soup) in them. The bowls are good for meals and pot noodles so a pan is not needed. She got a little clothing set for Mila that she’s been looking ever for. It’s 12-18 months so too big but will be fine with the sleeves rolled up. Baaaaargain £30 reduced to £17. She got 7 microwaveable bowls. Creepstopher told her they only needed one or two between all of them. He didn’t understand it’s not a pan. She got tights to go under Mila’s leggings. Finally she bought disposable nappies and wipes. They switched to reusable nappies but it’s difficult when wild camping. It’s not impossible but on this trip it will be a week between washing machines. She doesn’t want dirty nappies in the van. But she’s ok with the dirty n0n(€ sat next to her.

Lazy is now in Home Bargains. She and the girls recently found a new shampoo and will never use anything else. It’s liquid pearl shampoo and she’s buying 6 as they’re reduced. If you use it you’ll never go back to what you used before as the smell is unreal. The smell is like a Tetley teabag. She also tells the ifam to switch to a White Glo toothbrush as you have never felt toothpaste foam in your mouth like that bad boy. She bought the girls one and is getting one for Esme.

Lazy has asked Creepstopher to put his camera on his face. Cackling about the food she’s stocked up on. She shows him the trike. He is upset as the house is full of the little bikes. Lazy tells him he only has one. He says they’re all idiots.

Lazy walks King Jace over to the trike. The girls follow. She tells him to keep his eyes closed. Screeching. There is space for Mila to stand on the back.

Lazy always wishes they’d stocked up more on food for trips. We’re lucky with prices at the moment in the UK. It’s cheaper than other places. There is a whole top box free this trip so Lazy thought they could stock up on base meals including rice, pasta, tuna and soups. She got plastic boxes to put everything in. There are sauces that need to go in the fridge. She got loads of sauces for noodles and lots of tuna. Mila is told she can’t have the bueno. They have a load of tinned soups and vegetables, cuppa soups, mug shots and grains. There are quick and easy lunches of noodles and rice to add to meals. She just needs to get a few veggies whenever they go to a supermarket. Nothing will be wasted. There is another four bags. Creepstopher has opened the bueno Lazy told her she couldn’t have. Whatever they don’t eat will be eaten on a future trip.

Creepstopher has put the kettle on to make a brew. Lazy is not sure the tracksuit will fit dinky dot Mila so it will go over her snowsuit. The reason she’s trying to get organised is she wants to visit Katrina. Mila drops her rainbow drops on the floor. Katrina is struggling with breastfeeding. The midwife told her Kobie had lost 1oz but the midwife today told her the original midwife had mixed it up. He has dropped from 6lbs 4oz to 5lbs 9oz. If he has lost anymore on Friday he will be readmitted to hospital. They’ve advised her to get a breast pump and she has started that. They don’t have a big family and Lazy is her only support. The family is teeny tiny and Lazy is the only woman. She knows how stressful the first couple of weeks are. The bedroom breastfeeding chair will be donated to her.

Dinner is quick and easy. Tomatoes, mushrooms, avocado and egg on toast. She shows some of the prep. The kids are on their bikes. She shows us the plates she recently got for King Jace and Mila. King Jace has gone through a phase of being fussy at dinner. If you overfill his plate it overwhelms him. More like he's upset he's not having a plate of chocolate for dinner. There is a start point and he works his way around to a finish that has a treat hidden underneath. It’s a treat he would get after dinner anyway.

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WTF is that face he pulls with his axe? And pray tell what is he going to do with that and a harpoon? This man and his toys

 

[Ruby2233]

Just saw your profile pic. Is it from his tiktok? The one where he sings with his 'I am hotshit' facial expression, but looks like he is desperately keeping himself from shitting his pants?

This one

 

[paolo]

Sarah Ingham going on and on about bursting to have a "pee". Do shut it up as the imagery of you squatting your Frank invested thingamabobbydo is too much
On her way to Aldi but popped in to Tesco just to empty her bladder.
Charming.

Now we have Sarah Ingham saying to "ignore Mila"
Sarah doesn't like to be interrupted when the baby comes to her needing attention.
Yeah, just "Ignore Mila", she says.

 

[Otterwise]

If the van gets checked a lot of that food will get confiscated, such as the tuna, spam, no doubt they will take dairy, and fresh veg and fruit, which most isn't allowed.

As long as they don't confiscate the sweet treats, Lazy won't care. I pity the poor customs agent that gets between Lazy and chocolate.

 

[Ruby2233]

You can tell that Creepy has a lot of fans on tiktok

 

[skyelau]

If a lot of that food is going into the top box and they are heading to Finland won't things freeze in tins?

 

[paolo]

If you've never watched with subtitles you really must!

 

[Tublet83]

You can tell lazy secretly wants ketrina to fail at bf, she’s such a selfish witch and just wants to have one up on her

 

[whatamess123]

When Ketrina posts about her family, Lazy makes it all about herself in the comments.

Except for 2 things Sarah.YOU heavily filtered your pic and then posted it fir views and ££££.

 

[MissWinnie]

When Ketrina posts about her family, Lazy makes it all about herself in the comments.

Oh duck off Sarah - what you playing at making it all about the bloody golden boy even on someone else’s posts. It’s like you are obsessed with the kid. Even if Ketrina is responding/hearting the pics - that post wasn’t a post to plaster your own pictures across the comments Let your sister have the limelight on her own profile!

 

[Ruby2233]

Except for 2 things Sarah.YOU heavily filtered your pic and then posted it fir views and ££££.

I didn’t post the video that the sister posted, but Lazy’s comment was definitely a dig at her. One up man ship, I look better than you, kind of comment.