KITCHEN RENOVATION DISASTER (& PLAYROOM FINAL REVEAL)
The Inghams aren’t taking the day off vlogging today (Sunday) as they have a busy week and will be taking a day off then. It’s been a busy, creative morning. Jace is having a cosy pyjama day in pyjamas he didn’t sleep in. Tomorrow is Halloween and Jace is excited for more sugar. He wants to dress up as a ghost but Lazy reminds him that he wants to be a spider with red eyes.
Lazy and Creepstopher are about to measure the wood for the wall. She asks him if he’s nervous. There is another leak in the sink; there was the exact same problem in the other side but Creepstopher will be able to fix it. Lazy never checks the channel statistics and they’ve been in green, which means they’re gaining, for so long. They’ve gained 2000 subscribers this week. Creepstopher moans about all the jobs he has to do. Lazy is never buying a new house from an independent builder. Creepstopher wouldn’t be living in a house if it were just him and Lazy as he would be living in the van full time, because it’s easy to maintain and a new view every day. Lazy reminds him the chuldren need a base and somewhere to come home to home comforts; she’s not right or wrong, it’s just an opinion. The house is a money pit and they were messed over because the builder didn’t finish half the things he should’ve.
Lazy and Creepstopher measure the wall but he doesn’t believe Lazy’s answer so makes her climb up whilst he checks it. He gives her some orders and then says she was wrong.
Time for Mila’s high chair to have a makeover. Lazy has been putting it off because two companies gifted her similar makeover kits. She feels guilty putting one account’s products on the chair. She tells the ifam to follow both accounts. She cannot recommend the £15 Ikea high chair enough. Don’t buy high chairs with thick padding and unicorns and rainbows as they’re hard to clean. She had a fat bulky one with Isla and it was a nightmare. She didn’t like that it didn’t have a footrest. Buy a cheap high chair and jazz it up by
begging for freebies supporting a small business on Instagram. The first one is from Giggle and Graze. The second is from My Cove Baby. One of the most important things is the leg rest. Lady cleans the legs and wraps them in the paper. She doesn’t have the insert for the cushion so she can’t finish it. Lazy shows us the finished high chair. Another beg for the ifam to follow both companies.
Cackling at Blob The Builder cutting wood. He didn’t want a tool bench to cut wood on for Christmas because he already has one in the form of a £10 ikea table. Creepstopher thinks they’ve messed up with the varnish as it’s going patchy. Lazy isn’t worried. Jace and Mila are having lunch whilst Lazy makes herself crumpets with too much butter on them. She needs to film a Sarah Screeches and then do something fun with Jace.
Lazy has got out all the fun Halloween craft bits bits she bought. She’s going to do a few bits with Jace and ask the girls if they want to join in. She has bowls that she needs to fill with sweeties. Jace and Mila read. Creepstopher is stuck outside in a downpour. He is swearing but we can’t hear as the door is shut. He runs into the garage. Sweetie bowls are full. Mila is perched on the edge of the sofa holding her doll. One bowl of sweets is for the Inghams and should last a week. There was a post on the Facebook group from someone who wants to take her children trick or treating. The village doesn’t normally do it but Lazy replied saying she would leave the gate open. 10 or 12 others also said they would as well. The Inghams will go around the neighbourhood together as a family. Jace loved it at Alton Towers on the sponsored trip that wasn’t sponsored, and gets excited when they talk about the Haribo trick or treating. It’s 2pm and Esme has come down to get cups of tea, eye balls and French fancies for herself and Isla.
Lazy pours paint into a pot and puts leaves on top of a bin bag. Jace peers over the top of the island with the rehearsed open mouth like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen
Lazy and Creepstopher have messed up. Lazy doesn’t like the paint and he is in a foul mood. He feels like he’s made a massive mistake. One coat of the walnut paint looks dirty and two coats are too dark. The second one looks better on camera but like soot in real life. With the walnut there is too much dark. Creepstopher moans about the wall paint. Lazy asks the ifam for their opinion. Mila is finding her signature Dixon foghorn voice. Creepstopher wanted to buy foam panelling van lifers stick to the wall.
Jace is upset because he’s hurt his finger. Mila climbs up onto the learning tower and Lazy says she needs to order her one. Another craft of making paper plate monsters.
Esme and Isla are watching tv in Esme’s room. It’s a rainy pyjama day. Mummy cut Isla’s fringe. A girl joined Esme on Roblox last night. It was cool that she got to meet Esme and gave her one of her dream pets. Esme doesn’t seem to have given her anything in return. Esme says she isn’t giving her a shoutout to get free pets from ifam. She has been trying to get on when Roplex Gaming is online but can’t work out the time difference with America. Neon bats are Esme’s dream. They have to find a rich server. She shows us something she crocheted in honour of Roland the mouse.
The last job of the day for Lazy is in the playroom. Creepstopher brings her a coke and she says she hasn’t had a fizzy drink in ages because getting the Air Ups made her want to drink water only. She needs to buy a tester pot of paint from Ikea. When they were on holiday Lazy bought a climbing arch from Aldi. The room is more organised and they’re putting the soft play in Jace’s room as he’s the only one who plays with it.
Lazy is done in. Creepstopher comes in for a kiss. He says he loves her and loves the beautiful room. The room is done for now but Lazy has bought a few things for Jace for Christmas that she isn’t giving him for Christmas now as they’re joint gifts. He’s not going to look at a box with a pile of wood and give a big reaction. She has a supermarket, ironing board, washing machine and clothes airer thingymabobbydo. She thinks the room looks so cosy. It looks soooper doooper cute. Lazy will be building a cosy indoor space. Lazy got some prints of them all together as a family and will either put those up or have a map with pins leading to a photo of them in that country.
Mila is the climbiest baby ever. She climbs over the climbing frame Lazy bought. Creepstopher and Isla keep trying to help her but Lazy tells them not to because she has to learn to do it herself, otherwise they would be jumping up every two minutes. Her hair is growing. Isla is excited for tomorrow. She has to use liquid latex in her hair. Lazy says he has no idea but is sure Isla will be fine as she’s creative. She has another idea for another Halloween. Lazy goes back to squealing at Mila. Isla says they’ll play in there even more now.
Creepstopher feels bad about his bad attitude. He’s loving his Friday 13th as it was his favourite horror film growing up. The wall has been doing his head in as the wood and varnish are expensive. A lady messaged Lazy saying that in store they do the varnish on Spruce. Creepstopher feels lost and has a million of other jobs to do this week. He cannot think of the wall again for another five days. Jace wants his cup of tea.
End of Vlog