I'm a few blogs behind so am catching up (don't ask me why, it's a sickness) - but I'm struck by one thing in particular on these holiday vlogs.
What the hell is it with this family and bodies of water? Creepy in particular is obsessed with them. I wonder if he had his first sexual experience in a bath or the sea or something, and he's always been trying to recapture that high ever since. He always appears aroused when he sees them, and sometimes even lets out a 'woohoo'. And because these holidays are 100% all down to Chris and his needs, with Lazy having absolutely no say or care about where they're going, it means that every single holiday it's: beach, beach, beach, water park, beach, lake, beach, water park, beach, beach, beach.
I normally do a beanie watch every year, I might do a 'body of water' watch too, because it's 'insane', as they say.
It's one thing for them to somehow not get bored of leading the same Teletubby life every single day, but do they not ever once stop and think 'we can't go to another beach, our views will keep going down as the Ifam will get bored'? Are they really that thick?
Mind-numbingly boring, even for them.