And they were laughing when he kept saying it’s mine! He’s a spoiled little brat, I have to keep reminding myself he’s only 3 but yeah I rarely dislike kids at that age but I make an exception for king jace x
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So the last few days I can’t imagine they have washed or showered. The 2 younger kids look particularly filthy. Probably no education either. Creepy and his sidekick have created an absolute monster by taking the kids out of school and away from any kind of social interaction. There is absolutely no one looking out for these kids. Poor Isabelle as well. She looked lovely in her dress but that twisted woman had to mention negativity. She is vile. I wonder how many days this year those kids have spent in their own home.
Talk of cruises reminded me of Kevin Cruise from Britains got Talent
he looks like creepys camper blonde twin 
They could've done another vlog where they take out a hundred pounds and give a fiver to each of twenty bewildered looking homeless people, whilst screeching and shoving a camera in their face.
What did she say about the dress? Why couldn’t she just compliment her and leave it at that? Thought Izzy has an ED? Why isn’t lazy more careful with what she says then? Or is the ED another made up story for the views?
Me too, I literally can't watch him, he's just a horrible little tit. He's only going to get worse with those 2 fuckwits as parents
So Sarah Ingham doesn't like to follow other people's recommendations but then tells people not to come to Corfu in a van.
Bless her, Isla saying humans ruin things while she and the fam are gallivanting around Europe in a gas-guzzling pan etc etc.
Bless her, Isla saying humans ruin things while she and the fam are gallivanting around Europe in a gas-guzzling pan etc etc.
Fatty Foghorn said that everyone was tuning in expecting an exciting travel vlog! Surely she’s taking the absolute piss? If anyone was wanting that they’d be looking at other YouTube channels.
“Izzy do you want me to film this for the vlog or keep it for our memories?”the autofixation with Izzy's body is getting beyond bleeping creepy. Izzy looked SO UNCOMFORTABLE while Sarah had to have her moment about the comments. And just sat there filming a close up shot of everything below Izzy's face. I bet Izzy would rather just not address them, doubt Sarah even asked if she was comfortable addressing them. What the actual duck is going on in that family
Surely you mean less camp?Talk of cruises reminded me of Kevin Cruise from Britains got Talent
Chris probably has ran out of cash after handing over his last 5 euros to the poor woman who offered to play with his chipolata
From the absolute state of esmes hygiene, they probably thought they were sat begging in their spot!
Honestly I don't watch anymore but those clips, bleeping hell. What nerve did she hit with creeps when she said they had no money
bit touchy about that Woody Allen.....Also Isla
Hoomons don't make the bird tit.....
AN AWFUL TIME IN CORFU - WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ISLAND!
Creepstopher starts the vlog by showing us the view. Jace is screeching. Lazy shows us the other vans in the car park. Cars keep driving down and coming back when they realise it’s a dead end. Brief mention of Minganilla as they realise their broken down car has probably been crushed by now. They’re excited to do the half an hour hike.
The Inghams have woken up at Cape Drastis, one of the most beautiful views in Corfu and the most Northerly point. Creepstopher is excited. Drone shots. Lazy knows that over the way in the distance is Albania. She asks if it’s all Albania and comments that it’s massive. Isabelle is shocked that it’s mountainous when it’s flat on a map. Geography doesn’t seem to be a subject taught at the School of Ingham. Lazy comments on Isabelle’s outfit and cackles that it fits perfectly as someone told her it was too small. Jace screeches about and island in the distance.
Moaning about the roads. They off-roaded for half an hour. Drone shots. It’s bright and sunny. They were heading to Porto Timoni Beach however they couldn’t park the van and there was a dead end. Don’t do Corfu in a van. Even if they’d read it was hairy in a van they still would’ve come. Bikes and Quad bikes is the way to go. They’ve come to Corfu town for a bite to eat. They saw beautiful things driving around. There were no signs saying not to go up roads in a van.
The Inghams have come to a gyros shop. Lazy and Creepstopher are waiting for theirs to come out. Lazy and Isla didn’t like the gyros.
Creepstopher feels bad that the day has gone downhill. The meal was disgooooooostin, horrible, rancid. Chicken should be white but it was combined with fat balls. They’re hungry and thirsty. The girls are easily pleased. Like their mother then because you have to be easily pleased to marry Creepstopher. They’re walking around the Old Town. Esme is carrying Jace on her back. Creepstopher isn’t feeling Corfu and was tempted to go to the airport. There are many days that are hard when travelling in the van. Camping and vanlife is hard.
He isn’t complaining. Some days are harder than others. There are times when he wanted to give up. He adores travelling whilst being in his home but there always comes a time when he wants a hotel room. Lazy says Creepstopher isn’t complaining but the reality is some days you crave home. Some days they don’t know what to film. They’re off to the market.
Walking. Shots of Corfu. They make it to the market. The streets are cute, the restaurants are cute. Jace screeches across the street that he wants to buy more balls but Lazy says no. There are a lot of women with babies begging. Four women have asked the Inghams for money but they have none. They never have cash. It’s surprising how many women beggars there are. A woman offered Creepstopher something in a begging way but Laxy doesn’t know how to say it. More like the ponce asked a young woman if she wanted to go back to the van with him, she declined, he pushed for a yes, Lazy saw and confronted them and Creepstopher blamed the woman. No woman, no matter how poor, would beg Creepstopher for sex. Lazy feels distressed and guilty but it’s really cute. Isla saw a skirt that she wanted as it’s her favourite skirt so she’s saving her money for one. It was a tutu but 50€ and Lazy refused to buy it. She tells Isla to put it on her Christmas list.
The Inghams stop for food. The kids sit as a table. Jace grabs a coke bottle from Esme and screeches “miiiiiiiiiiiiiiine”. She takes it off him. They all go for Nutella and banana crepes. Jace has to share one. He is thrilled to see chocolate.
Shots of an airplane and cruise boat. Tell me you want to go home without telling me you want to go home. A stressful day ended with a stressful evening. They had a difficult time trying to find somewhere to sleep for the night. They have found somewhere opposite the ferry port but have to leave by 11am tomorrow morning for 5€ and they don’t accept card. They couldn’t get the van down the narrow streets. It took an hour and a half to get to a supermarket. Everyone behind them was beeping. They’re getting on the ferry tomorrow as they’re not feeling Corfu. Lazy wants to be on the cruise ship.
Creepstopher, Mila and Esme head off on a mission to the supermarket for water. Isla doesn’t like overnight ferries but watched an overnight cruise on YouTube. Lazy tells her some cruise ships are mega. She definitely wants to go on one one day. That ship (excuse the pun) has sailed, no way could they afford a cruise now. They couldn’t even afford a week in the Maldives so had to go on the beg. She apologises for the contents of the vlog. Tomorrow they’re off back to Greece to explore a small town before they head back to Italy. Isla is lingering in the background looking like little girl lost. She thinks Corfu is nice but the city is disappointing. There was a lot of bird poo and litter. Lazy doesn’t think Corfu has been the worst but the bins have all been overflowing on the off roads. She doesn’t think Corfu has been dirty. Corfu thinks you are dirty though.
End of vlog
The face that says Lazy's story about a lady coming up to Creepstopher begging for sex was a load of bullshite.
Creepstopher starts the vlog by showing us the view. Jace is screeching. Lazy shows us the other vans in the car park. Cars keep driving down and coming back when they realise it’s a dead end. Brief mention of Minganilla as they realise their broken down car has probably been crushed by now. They’re excited to do the half an hour hike.
The Inghams have woken up at Cape Drastis, one of the most beautiful views in Corfu and the most Northerly point. Creepstopher is excited. Drone shots. Lazy knows that over the way in the distance is Albania. She asks if it’s all Albania and comments that it’s massive. Isabelle is shocked that it’s mountainous when it’s flat on a map. Geography doesn’t seem to be a subject taught at the School of Ingham. Lazy comments on Isabelle’s outfit and cackles that it fits perfectly as someone told her it was too small. Jace screeches about and island in the distance.
Moaning about the roads. They off-roaded for half an hour. Drone shots. It’s bright and sunny. They were heading to Porto Timoni Beach however they couldn’t park the van and there was a dead end. Don’t do Corfu in a van. Even if they’d read it was hairy in a van they still would’ve come. Bikes and Quad bikes is the way to go. They’ve come to Corfu town for a bite to eat. They saw beautiful things driving around. There were no signs saying not to go up roads in a van.
The Inghams have come to a gyros shop. Lazy and Creepstopher are waiting for theirs to come out. Lazy and Isla didn’t like the gyros.
Creepstopher feels bad that the day has gone downhill. The meal was disgooooooostin, horrible, rancid. Chicken should be white but it was combined with fat balls. They’re hungry and thirsty. The girls are easily pleased. Like their mother then because you have to be easily pleased to marry Creepstopher. They’re walking around the Old Town. Esme is carrying Jace on her back. Creepstopher isn’t feeling Corfu and was tempted to go to the airport. There are many days that are hard when travelling in the van. Camping and vanlife is hard.
He isn’t complaining. Some days are harder than others. There are times when he wanted to give up. He adores travelling whilst being in his home but there always comes a time when he wants a hotel room. Lazy says Creepstopher isn’t complaining but the reality is some days you crave home. Some days they don’t know what to film. They’re off to the market.Walking. Shots of Corfu. They make it to the market. The streets are cute, the restaurants are cute. Jace screeches across the street that he wants to buy more balls but Lazy says no. There are a lot of women with babies begging. Four women have asked the Inghams for money but they have none. They never have cash. It’s surprising how many women beggars there are. A woman offered Creepstopher something in a begging way but Laxy doesn’t know how to say it. More like the ponce asked a young woman if she wanted to go back to the van with him, she declined, he pushed for a yes, Lazy saw and confronted them and Creepstopher blamed the woman. No woman, no matter how poor, would beg Creepstopher for sex. Lazy feels distressed and guilty but it’s really cute. Isla saw a skirt that she wanted as it’s her favourite skirt so she’s saving her money for one. It was a tutu but 50€ and Lazy refused to buy it. She tells Isla to put it on her Christmas list.
The Inghams stop for food. The kids sit as a table. Jace grabs a coke bottle from Esme and screeches “miiiiiiiiiiiiiiine”. She takes it off him. They all go for Nutella and banana crepes. Jace has to share one. He is thrilled to see chocolate.
Shots of an airplane and cruise boat. Tell me you want to go home without telling me you want to go home. A stressful day ended with a stressful evening. They had a difficult time trying to find somewhere to sleep for the night. They have found somewhere opposite the ferry port but have to leave by 11am tomorrow morning for 5€ and they don’t accept card. They couldn’t get the van down the narrow streets. It took an hour and a half to get to a supermarket. Everyone behind them was beeping. They’re getting on the ferry tomorrow as they’re not feeling Corfu. Lazy wants to be on the cruise ship.
Creepstopher, Mila and Esme head off on a mission to the supermarket for water. Isla doesn’t like overnight ferries but watched an overnight cruise on YouTube. Lazy tells her some cruise ships are mega. She definitely wants to go on one one day. That ship (excuse the pun) has sailed, no way could they afford a cruise now. They couldn’t even afford a week in the Maldives so had to go on the beg. She apologises for the contents of the vlog. Tomorrow they’re off back to Greece to explore a small town before they head back to Italy. Isla is lingering in the background looking like little girl lost. She thinks Corfu is nice but the city is disappointing. There was a lot of bird poo and litter. Lazy doesn’t think Corfu has been the worst but the bins have all been overflowing on the off roads. She doesn’t think Corfu has been dirty. Corfu thinks you are dirty though.
End of vlog
The face that says Lazy's story about a lady coming up to Creepstopher begging for sex was a load of bullshite.
Right ok. Them hating Corfu, makes me want to go. Can I get some recommendations please
Chris being propositioned
I'm sure the kids must be fed up by now! No proper space in the tin can etc!
Just my mind, but the shadow on Sarah's neck
I'm sure the kids must be fed up by now! No proper space in the tin can etc!
Just my mind, but the shadow on Sarah's neck
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On channel 5 this evening there is a show called million pound motorhomes. Chris could only dream of owning some of the vehicles. I only caught some of it but a few of them look bigger than coaches. Actual people set for life would buy one of these, they look huge!
Corfu is literally my favourite place on earth. I cannot believe they slated the Gyros and couldn’t even pronounce it properly. It’s supposed to look like that and if you don’t want ‘balls of fat’ then a Giross (how Chris pronounced it), is not for you. It might not be a lasagne in a garlic baguette or cat sick from a slow cooker but it’s local cuisine and that’s probably too much agriculture for you to swallow. Anyone thinking of going to Corfu- do it! I can personally recommend Sidari.
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