WILD CAMPING CORFU - SCARY UFO ENCOUNTER!
Probably the last of their dignity flying away.
It’s kicking off with Mila’s crying. Lazy goes and peace is restored. Mila is starting to get fussy. The Inghams are leaving Biscuit the dog. Lazy’s heart is breaking thinking about him in a storm. He slept outside the van
with Creepstopher. They need to drop the bin at the bin disposal, put their towels away and sort the fruit. There are a lot of flies. Mila has a few bites on her face but Lazy cannot cover her face. Lazy has the heebee jeebeees. She shows us the spider beetle things on the tree, which are creepy because they’re white. Creepstopher needs to have a shower whilst Lazy does Jace’s fish counting game with him. She films Mila and Esme and tells her not to scratch her face. Jace is screeching for Lazy. She tells him not to break Esmé’s hair clip and he promises not to.
Esmé has put Mila in the standing position on the ladder of the van. She asks who thinks Mila would be a carrot or beans on toast if she were food. Lazy and Jace play the fish game. He does not remember the number 5 and looks to Lazy to lipread how to say it. Camera cuts and there are two cards left. He struggles to recognise the number 3. There is a wasp in the van. They’re waiting for Creepstopher as they’re heading to Corfu for 3 days. Lazy’s children don’t like the way certain words are spelt and have colours the associate with words. They argue about the colours for the days of the week.
Esme and Isla are under the bed playing Roblox. In 4 hours 50 minutes the Adopt Me update is coming out. She is friends with a lot of ifam on there. She shows us her inventory as well as her and Isla’s usernames.
Creepstopher went to pay the bill for the campsite and was given a pack of biscuits for the children and some drinks. This campsite whoops the Portugal campsite’s butt, although the Portugal restaurant was better. The meals in Greece are nice but it’s repetitive. They always get given freebies in the shop.
Probably because the staff feel sorry for the kids being lumbered with these twats as parents. Creepstopher is jealous because Biscuit has found a new family. It’s hard to say goodbye to the water. They will be back in the near future. Driving to the ferry.
The Inghams are on the sea. Jace climbs over Mila’s car seat onto Lazy’s lap. They were told the wrong boat but got on the boat just in time. They have an open return ticket. They get out of the van. Footage of Lazy during the crossing. Drone shot.
The Inghams have realised Creepstopher asked for a ticket to Corfu but they have no idea where on the island they’re going. He thinks they’re going to the old town. They’re checking maps. Lazy posted on Instagram about their fist time in Greece and people said she was lying as they’ve been to Crete. She meant it was their first time on mainland Greece. Creepstopher says if you’ve been to Fuerteventura or Majorca you’ve not been to mainland Spain. Jace is climbing all over Lazy and being a general brat. They decided to stay in the van. The weather is 33°C tomorrow. They have 3 days to drive around. The island in front of the campsite was not Corfu. Lazy is excited to explore.
Shots of the Old Town from the boat. First thing is Lidl to get essentials aka coke. Jace is still screeching. Mila wants to sit in the trolley Jace is pushing but “noooooo mamaaaaa”. They’re continuing their lunch tradition. Creepstopher hasn’t learnt to say baguette properly, putting a lot of emphasis on the “bag”. Mila is now sat in the trolley Jace is pushing. Creepstopher tells him to be careful but not to walk so slow.
Sunny days song to driving.
Their music choices are a) tit and b) bleeping annoying, they should take a leaf out of The Crown producers’ book.
The song has lyrics about their being no clouds in the sky as they drive past clouds in the sky. The Inghams park up for the night. They’re in the middle of nowhere. Lazy cannot believe what they just saw; never in her life has she seen what they just saw. They weren’t satellites, there were 20 lights going in a circle and moving up and down. It could only be a UFO. The lights were falling out of the sky. It’s too early for a satellite as the sun has just gone down. Obviously there is no footage of this moment as “there was no time to get the lens”. Creepstopher says it was 100% a unidentified flying object. It was right in front of the van. They were at Agni Beach and are now at Cape Drastis, which is a DRASTIC look over a huge cliff edge. It’s a rock formation that looks incredible. They found a mega spot to park. Lazy turns the camera around to show us but the footage looks like it was filmed in 1873. Creepstopher says we better come back as it will be insane. They might sit on the deck tonight. Another explanation of the UFO.
Isabelle is traumatised. She was sat on her bed playing on her phone whilst everyone was asleep. Her phone is bright and a massive bug crawled on the phone. Isabelle jumped up and grabbed Esmé’s iPad. Esmé resisted and Isabelle shone the light to try and find the bug. It was a circle body bug. She never wants to experience the trauma again. They had stir fry in bread for dinner. Super noodles in bread is the girls’ favourite dinner. It is cool to be in the middle of nowhere but have everything they need. The solar panels run everything.
Lazy wants to watch a movie but Isabelle is playing Minecraft. They’re kicking her off Minecraft. Creepstopher strokes Lazy's hin and asks if she wants to start the new Netflix series tonight and she asks which one. It’s the Jeffrey Dahmer one. The girls starts laughing. Isabelle is into crime.
Definitely a Dixon. Lazy burps.
Definitely a pig. She didn’t want to come to Corfu but is glad they came. She was upset about the petrol. She wanted to see Athens but Creepstopher said no because it’s too far away and would add on a week to the trip. They’ll come back to Greece on the ferry. There are four countries to visit on the way home. Tomorrow they’re off to Kavos.
End of vlog
I'm not sure how safe this is but I guess it passes Ingham health and safety standards.
. Total fantasist head.🥱🥱 It’s mind numbingly dull. They go to Greece and that’s all they can vlog?! I took a few days off watching last week as I was bored silly. Got five minutes in today and I’m done
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