HILARIOUS WRAP SLAP CHALLENGE!! (LEAVING ANNECY ON OUR WAY TO A NEW COUNTRY!)
20 second time lapse of the van being packed up. Lazy starts the vlog by shouting at everyone watching. Esme and Isla have had an absolute blast at the campsite, the best time ever. They wanted to stay another night but they have too much to do. The site is not worth 90€, although the lake is amazing. Lazy will do a pros and cons later on. There are things that suck, including 0 privacy on the pitch. They have a few bits of rubbish to clean up - the wipes Creepstopher has thrown on the floor. Lazy is taking the kiddos to the park. Isabelle has stolen Mila and taken her to the lake.
Lazy asks Jace if he wants to be called Jace or Buzz. He chooses Jace. Helicopter. Lazy starts singing about Isabelle being sat on her butt.
Oh the irony... Jace runs up to her and starts screeching in her face. Camera cuts. Lazy is back and shows us how clear the lake water is. She is jealous they're not staying another day. Jace throws a rock into the lake. Esme is trying to wind Isabelle up. Esme has a go on the spinner bowl. Then Jace has a go.
The campsite is not worth 90€ a night. There are a couple of reasons. This is the most they've paid for any campsite. There are a few things that could be improved including the shower rooms being bigger and having hotter water. There are USB ports in there. There are 8 toilets and a sink so there is usually a queue. You might as well be on a field as there is no privacy.
Well now you know how your chuldren have felt for the majority/whole of their lives. There is no water on the pitches so Lazy went to find some and filled up all their bottles. There is a restaurant, chuldren's club and a shop. The club is near the toilet block and the chuldren always look happy. You can hire paddle boards for 18€ if you're under 80kg and 20€ if you're over. You can get a boat to Annecy for 45€ return for a family of 4. Lazy cannot imagine how much the campsite make per day. They might stay again if the price went down, the swimming pool was heated, added more sinks to the toilets and made the pitches more private. The Inghams have had a great time. There were wild camping spots on the lake for free but they needed to use the wash facilities. They have a plan to move 30 minutes away and view something.
Jace and Isla jump on a bouncy castle. Then Lazy takes Mila on a lower part and screeches her name at her.
Creepstopher takes control of the camera as they rock up straight away to a huge Carrefour "car-four/care-four".
Try ka-ruh-for. It's a mega store They may cross into Switzerland today but if they do they want to be prepared as it's expensive there foooooo, 10€ for pasta. The girls are in the van babysitting Jace. They need a water extension hose thingymabobbydodah because Creepstopher forgot it at home. Lazy was adamant she got 12 cokes in the other day but they couldn't find them until Creepstopher found the receipt and there was no coke on there. Esme put the coke in the trolley so Lazy blames the conveyor belt. Creepstopher wants Isla's Hellfire hoodie. Food is put on the conveyor with barely a fruit or vegetable in sight.
Driving footage. The Inghams arrive at their next stop. Jace is on his scuttle bug. Mila is playing with her toys. The day has been a fail. Creepstopher tells Lazy she's gorgeous and kisses her on the cheek. She must be in season and it's mating time. They drove for an hour trying to find a park up on "Lake Baguette" aka Lac Du Bourget. They drove around the lake twice before Creepstopher found a campsite on the other side of the lake. There were no pitches for the night. They found a spot on Park for the Night and found an open air campsite. You have to sign up at the gate and then you top the card up and you can use any of their sites. Other campers have used the electric point in front of the Inghams' van so they can't use it. They're close to the lake in the open air thingymabobbydo. It's 20€. Lazy is making dinner whilst Creepstopher takes the kids to the lake.
Footage of a carousel. Shots of the lake. Creepstopher has no idea what is on his hat but he must've put his head against something manky. Mila destroyed him with her crepe at the supermarket. He doesn't care what he looks like. They're walking around beautiful lake Bourget. Their friend
Google, who have just been there, said it was the bluest water they'd ever seen. He can't use his drone but the lake is better than Annecy. The sun is behind a cloud so the water isn't turquoise blue. They may take the paddle board on the lake tomorrow.
Creepstopher built a pull out worktop drawer. Isabelle is stuck. Lazy 'finds' a cigarette on top of the fridge, asks who's it is an throws it on the floor. The drawer means Lazy can sit down to chop veg. Isabelle lays on the bed watching her as she's on her period. She is thankful for paracetamol. Lazy wanted fajitas but by the time Isabelle had got them for her she could've ran around and got them. The cooking station is at the back on the van, under the beds.
Lazy squeals at Mila as she eats. There is a little spice and she isn't used to it. Isla wants to talk about how she and Daddy are matching with their Stranger Things outfits. Lazy says a bird took one on Creepstopher's shoulder but he claims it's from Mila's ice cream. Esme implies this is not true.
Dinner is finished, there are two wraps left and Lazy offered one to Creepstopher. He said he was full. He picked one up and Isabelle suggested they do the wrap challenge. Lazy cannot stop talking thinking about it.
Creepstopher swigs some water from the bottle. Lazy hands him her half eaten wrap. He spits some water at her. Lazy swallows a bit of her water and then spits it out everywhere. Isabelle is covered. Lazy and Creepstopher do the rock paper scissors but Lazy gets the giggles, spitting water in Creepstopher's face. He spits water back at her. Cackling and wrap slaps. It gets a little personal as they take their pent up frustrations out on each other.
Next it's Isabelle vs Creepstopher. Isabelle slaps him gently, harder the second time. When he wins he celebrates by spitting his water out all over her. Screech cackling from Lazy. Lazy vs Isabelle. All this time Isla has been sat in a camp chair in the middle of the road looking at the challenge, probably wishing she had been invited to join in.
Kettle whistles. Creepstopher hopes we enjoyed the slap taco/slap wrap slap challenge. They first saw it on an Instagram reel ages ago. They're settled down for bed, having cup of teas. They're hitting a new country tomorrow. He tells us to come back tomorrow to find out where they're going but Lazy reminds him he told us they're going to Switzerland earlier today. We don't know where in Switzerland
End of vlog
There will be no rundown tomorrow as I'm going on an overnight trip. Then I have the usual day off on Moody Monday. I'll still be around here and then to keep up with Tattle though. Normal service will resume on Tuesday. Have a great bank holiday Tattlers.
Aw so romantic. Not! Lazy looks like she would rather be getting a kiss from a rabid dog.
When you have a taste of Lazy's slop
maybe they're trying a new tack to get freebies- give a bad review to their 1.3 million followers 
and then "give them the chance" to make things better with a free stay and then they'll do a good review.
Children don`t need alot of fancy material things to make them happy.Personally i think they need love security a routine and discipline/boundaries (which helps them feel secure).The Ingham children have none of this.Their life seems to be one big uncertainty.I hope i`m wrong ,but (along with alot of self centered Youtube parents) ,i feel these kids will pay the price ,whether their selfish parents regret their choices or not.
