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ESMÉS SPECIAL 13th BIRTHDAY IN MEXICO!
Another out of order vlog. Today's vlog was filmed the day before yesterday's so Isla has no braids in her hair.
Footage of Esme's birthday badges and sash. It will be interesting to see if they make the same effort with Isla when she is 13, especially as they're unlikely to still be vlogging then as views will be so low. Lazy knocks on the girls' door and they wake Esme up with the usual out of tune singing. Creepstopher woohoos. Jace asks where the cake is but Lazy reminds him they had it at home. Music starts to play so I assume this triggered a tantrum. Shots of the storm.
Lazy reminds us (and in case any new viewers are watching) that Esme has already opened her presents at home and chose to come to Mexico. It's hurricane season and they're next to a rainforest. The rain lasts 20 minutes. Lazy shows Esme the birthday table. There is a little gift in a cardboard box; a neck lace, probably a cheap one from Pandora. It has her birthstone and age on it. They're off to the beach so Esme will wear her tiara tonight.
Footage of breakfast. Isabelle said Esme is elegant because of the way she eats and uses her knife and fork. Lazy has just realised Esme is left handed. Lazy tells Isla to pick up her knife and fork to see how she holds it. Creepstopher does an impression of Esme cutting her food and eating, smearing the scrambled egg all around his mouth like Esme would. Isabelle says there's an ongoing joke in the family because Esme gets food around her face every mealtime. She doesn't wipe her face after she eats.
The weather is not letting up for the first time since arriving in Mexico. It's been thunder storming since they woke up, Creepstopher is going to try and capture one of the lightnings on camera because they're so loud. The storm is moving away but it's terrifyingly loud, so cool. They're kicking it in the rooms because there's nothing to do. They're going to the lobby to play cards. The weather is supposed to let up at 1pm. This is meant to be the last day of bad weather.
Big Frank has packed his bags and joined the Inghams in Mexico. Lazy says it was inevitable but feels bad for Esme. When she got knocked up with her and found out she was going to be a summer baby, every year it's rained. Lazy is pretty sure that's why Esme wanted to come on holiday. Today is the only day it's poured down. Esme is making the most of it and having a great day. The lobby is packed due to the weather. There are loads of restaurants, including a lunch one indoors. No one is hungry for lunch so they're getting ice cream and dessert instead. Lazy want nachos.
Lazy cackles at an agouti carrying a coconut. Jace screams at the poor thing. She films the people in the pool. Jace wants to go in the pool. They're all inclusive so Lazy made a drink for Jace made of lemonade and strawberry sauce, called the Spiderman drink. Lazy films Jace running up the path.
Shot of the kids sat at the table and the restaurant. Lazy shows us the photos Esme has edited of Jace, putting his face on Spiderman. Potential undeclared ad for the hotel; Lazy shows us how the snack bar works. She shows us how to order food but doesn't tell us their room number. She selects quesadillas, 5 lots of nachos and fresh fruit. She covers the room number with her ham hock hand. She does film the screen where their order is listed but Creepstopher blurs it out. She shows us all the drink stations and where you can help yourself to food. There are 12 restaurants across the hotel. They've booked a French restaurant tonight. They don't eat lunch as they wouldn't eat their dinner. At home they never have breakfast, lunch and dinner, not a big one anyway. Hmmm, I think they forget that they vlog sometimes. There is a 24 hour snack bar. there's a sports bar open until 2am but they're asleep by 10pm to wake up early in the morning. Lazy lists more restaurants and says they booked 7. Lazy shows us all the food.
Esme has just set up an Instagram account and her phone is going insane with notifications. Esme has always wanted Instagram. Creepstopher heads to the pool. The girls play with a ball and then he ruins it by dumping into the pool and causing a tidal wave. Boring time lapse of another ball game. Creepstopher asks Jace if he has his spiderweb drink today, He tells him to squirt the girls with his water gun, especially Esme.
The Inghams are back at the rooms to have showers and get ready for Esme's birthday dinner. They planned on doing something fun for Esme's birthday. Its an outdoor thing, expensive and the rain would've ruined it so they'll do it in two days time. Esme is happy with that plan. Mila is getting ready. Lazy is off to see the girls. Esme has been sending Lazy photos and she looks so cute. She bought glitter hairspray for the girls' dance show but the school wouldn't allow it to be used so Lazy is surprising Esme with it.
Lazy knocks on the door and says Esme looks kind of cute but she could do better. She tells her to close her eyes. Esme starts screeching and Lazy sprays her hair. She tells Isla to go and dry her hair so she can have some as well. Esme has birthday photos taken outside.
Jace has made a friend. He comes over to the table for his Spiderman juice. Jace doesn't know what his friend is called. He asked to play with the little people. The other boy has long hair and is called Jace. The dad couldn't believe it. Coincidence or is it Creepstopher's secret son and he made sure they had the same name so there were no slip ups... They're a Canadian family.
Lazy asks Esme if she's ready for French cuisine. Creepstopher won't like anything so will get the steak. The steak duck ravioli with mushrooms is what he'll go for. Shot of the ceiling as Lazy says it's old French grand and pretty. Isla wants the breaded steak on the children's menu but will get an adult dessert. Esme has been showing off her birthday sash and badge. Lazy starts cackling way too loud. She shows us the menu. Jace wants to watch telly. The first course is appetiser, then starters, then mains, then dessert. Lazy keeps telling the girls to put their phones away. She tells Jace "Spiderman" that he can't go to sleep sat up on his chair. Lazy cackles at him.
Lazy films what's left of her bread roll. Isabelle goes to the toilet and Esme is jealous of her starter so Lazy tells her to take a spoonful whilst she's gone. Esme swaps the plates. Lazy went for shrimp but didn't realise it was mushy. Isabelle went for salad. Esme doesn't want to try her shrimp starter as she doesn't like trying new foods. Eventually she does after some persuasion and likes it. Footage of more courses. Creepstopher shows us his caramelised onion soup. The girls' potato soup doesn't look incredible but was good. The lady came out with the bowls with a scrap of onion in the bottom. Isabelle sat there wondering what was going on and then the waitress came out with the soup and served it. Lazy has to show us a picture she took on 8:18pm on Esme's 1st birthday. They had just got back from TGIs. Lazy shows another photo and Isabelle says her outfit makes her look like a Grandma. Creepstopher is clearly hoping for a shag tonight as he says Lazy looks gorgeous. Main courses come. The it's time for dessert. The staff bring over a slice of cake for Esme and sing Happy Birthday (in Spanish I think). Esme puts her dessert aside (Lazy will eat that for her in a minute) and pulls the cake towards her so she can blow out the candle.
The Inghams are back at their rooms. Isla says its been a really good day. She always looks forward to other people's birthdays, especially Esme's. The key card for Lazy and Creepstopher's room isn't working so he has gone to sort it out. Jace wants to use some lip balm. Lazy says it's been a nice day. Her birthday has stretched out and she still has her day out. She's wearing her birthday outfit, sash and crown on that day as well. Jace wants sweets but Lazy says no. The dinner stretched out longer than expected so they didn't get time to do the evening entertainment. Lazy feels like it's been 13 days since she brought an orange (because Esme had jaundice) bundle of joy home. Esme has been acting like a teenager since she was 7.
End of vlog
Another out of order vlog. Today's vlog was filmed the day before yesterday's so Isla has no braids in her hair.
Footage of Esme's birthday badges and sash. It will be interesting to see if they make the same effort with Isla when she is 13, especially as they're unlikely to still be vlogging then as views will be so low. Lazy knocks on the girls' door and they wake Esme up with the usual out of tune singing. Creepstopher woohoos. Jace asks where the cake is but Lazy reminds him they had it at home. Music starts to play so I assume this triggered a tantrum. Shots of the storm.
Lazy reminds us (and in case any new viewers are watching) that Esme has already opened her presents at home and chose to come to Mexico. It's hurricane season and they're next to a rainforest. The rain lasts 20 minutes. Lazy shows Esme the birthday table. There is a little gift in a cardboard box; a neck lace, probably a cheap one from Pandora. It has her birthstone and age on it. They're off to the beach so Esme will wear her tiara tonight.
Footage of breakfast. Isabelle said Esme is elegant because of the way she eats and uses her knife and fork. Lazy has just realised Esme is left handed. Lazy tells Isla to pick up her knife and fork to see how she holds it. Creepstopher does an impression of Esme cutting her food and eating, smearing the scrambled egg all around his mouth like Esme would. Isabelle says there's an ongoing joke in the family because Esme gets food around her face every mealtime. She doesn't wipe her face after she eats.
The weather is not letting up for the first time since arriving in Mexico. It's been thunder storming since they woke up, Creepstopher is going to try and capture one of the lightnings on camera because they're so loud. The storm is moving away but it's terrifyingly loud, so cool. They're kicking it in the rooms because there's nothing to do. They're going to the lobby to play cards. The weather is supposed to let up at 1pm. This is meant to be the last day of bad weather.
Big Frank has packed his bags and joined the Inghams in Mexico. Lazy says it was inevitable but feels bad for Esme. When she got knocked up with her and found out she was going to be a summer baby, every year it's rained. Lazy is pretty sure that's why Esme wanted to come on holiday. Today is the only day it's poured down. Esme is making the most of it and having a great day. The lobby is packed due to the weather. There are loads of restaurants, including a lunch one indoors. No one is hungry for lunch so they're getting ice cream and dessert instead. Lazy want nachos.
Lazy cackles at an agouti carrying a coconut. Jace screams at the poor thing. She films the people in the pool. Jace wants to go in the pool. They're all inclusive so Lazy made a drink for Jace made of lemonade and strawberry sauce, called the Spiderman drink. Lazy films Jace running up the path.
Shot of the kids sat at the table and the restaurant. Lazy shows us the photos Esme has edited of Jace, putting his face on Spiderman. Potential undeclared ad for the hotel; Lazy shows us how the snack bar works. She shows us how to order food but doesn't tell us their room number. She selects quesadillas, 5 lots of nachos and fresh fruit. She covers the room number with her ham hock hand. She does film the screen where their order is listed but Creepstopher blurs it out. She shows us all the drink stations and where you can help yourself to food. There are 12 restaurants across the hotel. They've booked a French restaurant tonight. They don't eat lunch as they wouldn't eat their dinner. At home they never have breakfast, lunch and dinner, not a big one anyway. Hmmm, I think they forget that they vlog sometimes. There is a 24 hour snack bar. there's a sports bar open until 2am but they're asleep by 10pm to wake up early in the morning. Lazy lists more restaurants and says they booked 7. Lazy shows us all the food.
Esme has just set up an Instagram account and her phone is going insane with notifications. Esme has always wanted Instagram. Creepstopher heads to the pool. The girls play with a ball and then he ruins it by dumping into the pool and causing a tidal wave. Boring time lapse of another ball game. Creepstopher asks Jace if he has his spiderweb drink today, He tells him to squirt the girls with his water gun, especially Esme.
The Inghams are back at the rooms to have showers and get ready for Esme's birthday dinner. They planned on doing something fun for Esme's birthday. Its an outdoor thing, expensive and the rain would've ruined it so they'll do it in two days time. Esme is happy with that plan. Mila is getting ready. Lazy is off to see the girls. Esme has been sending Lazy photos and she looks so cute. She bought glitter hairspray for the girls' dance show but the school wouldn't allow it to be used so Lazy is surprising Esme with it.
Lazy knocks on the door and says Esme looks kind of cute but she could do better. She tells her to close her eyes. Esme starts screeching and Lazy sprays her hair. She tells Isla to go and dry her hair so she can have some as well. Esme has birthday photos taken outside.
Jace has made a friend. He comes over to the table for his Spiderman juice. Jace doesn't know what his friend is called. He asked to play with the little people. The other boy has long hair and is called Jace. The dad couldn't believe it. Coincidence or is it Creepstopher's secret son and he made sure they had the same name so there were no slip ups... They're a Canadian family.
Lazy asks Esme if she's ready for French cuisine. Creepstopher won't like anything so will get the steak. The steak duck ravioli with mushrooms is what he'll go for. Shot of the ceiling as Lazy says it's old French grand and pretty. Isla wants the breaded steak on the children's menu but will get an adult dessert. Esme has been showing off her birthday sash and badge. Lazy starts cackling way too loud. She shows us the menu. Jace wants to watch telly. The first course is appetiser, then starters, then mains, then dessert. Lazy keeps telling the girls to put their phones away. She tells Jace "Spiderman" that he can't go to sleep sat up on his chair. Lazy cackles at him.
Lazy films what's left of her bread roll. Isabelle goes to the toilet and Esme is jealous of her starter so Lazy tells her to take a spoonful whilst she's gone. Esme swaps the plates. Lazy went for shrimp but didn't realise it was mushy. Isabelle went for salad. Esme doesn't want to try her shrimp starter as she doesn't like trying new foods. Eventually she does after some persuasion and likes it. Footage of more courses. Creepstopher shows us his caramelised onion soup. The girls' potato soup doesn't look incredible but was good. The lady came out with the bowls with a scrap of onion in the bottom. Isabelle sat there wondering what was going on and then the waitress came out with the soup and served it. Lazy has to show us a picture she took on 8:18pm on Esme's 1st birthday. They had just got back from TGIs. Lazy shows another photo and Isabelle says her outfit makes her look like a Grandma. Creepstopher is clearly hoping for a shag tonight as he says Lazy looks gorgeous. Main courses come. The it's time for dessert. The staff bring over a slice of cake for Esme and sing Happy Birthday (in Spanish I think). Esme puts her dessert aside (Lazy will eat that for her in a minute) and pulls the cake towards her so she can blow out the candle.
The Inghams are back at their rooms. Isla says its been a really good day. She always looks forward to other people's birthdays, especially Esme's. The key card for Lazy and Creepstopher's room isn't working so he has gone to sort it out. Jace wants to use some lip balm. Lazy says it's been a nice day. Her birthday has stretched out and she still has her day out. She's wearing her birthday outfit, sash and crown on that day as well. Jace wants sweets but Lazy says no. The dinner stretched out longer than expected so they didn't get time to do the evening entertainment. Lazy feels like it's been 13 days since she brought an orange (because Esme had jaundice) bundle of joy home. Esme has been acting like a teenager since she was 7.
End of vlog
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This is such a weird reply and clearly rubbish, I am sure someone put a screenshot up where Sarah basically said Isabelle had no friends. Also surely a truthful response would be, “I meet up with my friends all the time, they just prefer to be off camera and I respect that”. And if she was indeed meeting up with friends it would naturally come up In vlogs anyway, just comments like ‘oh Isabelle is out with friends today’.
I feel sorry for her, she is isolated, her old friends will have moved on.
You can totally see in the pool behind her where she's pulled it in. How deluded do you have to be to post that as an "unfiltered" image?!Never mind photoshop…It’s the filthy feet for me
Heeeeeeeres Creepy!
If it is, it's interesting that for years the bio family have kept quiet, whilst Sarah and Chris make digs on their Instagram and YouTube to thousands of followers.
Isabelle not appearing to have contact with that side of her family, being removed from school to 'homeschool' at such a critical age, moved house over an hour away in a pretty isolated location, away from any friends that she did have - all massive red flags to me. And I believe it was Chris who initiated all of it.
Shame neither he or Sarah have made their own kids a priority or dropped their plans when necessary. They wanted to continue with their holiday when their son had a nasty eye infection, for christs sake.
Him wanting to drag his kids around in a death trap tin can with his daughter perched on a box rather than use that money for a couple of decent holidays doing now, what they should have done then. When their daughter was in a cast for months they took her on lengthy road trips when she would have been more comfortable in her home, the kids having a really chance of school even if homeschooled.
Removing them from being able to do anything sociably by themselves, instead moving them to the countryside where they rely on their parents to ferry them anywhere. An unhealthy fetish with barely legal teens which meant the kids suffered.
If that is in response to Izzy & her bio family, they may not have had much involvement in their lives but it doesn’t look like they’ve had much choice either but they should have done more to remove her from that situation too - he has pulled her away from any chances she may have had. Unless somethings gone down within his own family
With their hygiene she probably is!
Imagine being delighted that your 13 teen year old daughter is getting follower requests from 100s of strangers
Make them a priority???
Is he having a laugh or what?
If they were his priority he would get a job, get his kids back to school and stop exploiting them online for money. Ooof!
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Thank you for explaining that. Do you think they keep going away then to avoid being questioned /visited from the LA? XYou have to prove you’re providing an age appropriate education to your child. It is a LOT of hard work by parents and child, is very expensive, but massively rewarding.
You have to write a very detailed report outlining what your child has done, and how much progress they’ve e made since the last report. This requires a lot of record keeping, filing child’s work, electronic records - on top of all the groups, activities and outings that take place.
Home education comes in different forms, but unless the Inghams are keeping detailed records off camera, I would very much guess that they get all education provided by tutors and reports would reflect this
This is so infuriating poor Gazza
Some of you guys should come with a warning
literally just had tea coming down my nose!!
The kids will also remember his bissell Hoover and DPD van mean more to him than playing with his kids or even teaching them for that matter.He says kids will always remember who showed up.....but Isla was the only one of the 3 girls who remembered to wish him a happy Fathers Day!
The workers thing made me cringe too! It’s not the first time she’s said that and it sounds very entitled
Thanks!! Gone nowHe says kids will always remember who showed up.....but Isla was the only one of the 3 girls who remembered to wish him a happy Fathers Day!
@Web30 Did you leave your name on those screenshots? x
Baldy b*stard.
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