Wow Creepy, first you pretend to be at A&E till 4.00am and now you've come up with a 'secret, overnight mission' to meet up with one of your ladeeez. Bet you rue the day that you moved away from Bradford and could no longer tell your wife that you were out 'skating' all the time. There's nowhere to go skating in the tiny hamlet of Beltoft and that must really suck.
Come on now Lazy, why don't you care? If you think it's laughable that he would meet an Ifam for sex, in your double bed in the van, a week after your baby had an operation, please remember what else he has done.... He tried to meet up with a 16 year old child and go skinny dipping with her when you were sleeping a few hundred metres away, and were at the height of your fame and success (and cared nothing about the catestrophic consequences being caught). . He tried to hire Bella, another teenage fan, as his 'personal assistant/camera girl' when he had met her once for 5 minutes and clearly wanted to sleep with her. Further, he invited Hayley (the 21 year old fan who he admitted cheating on you with) to move down from Scotland to Leeds so that they could meet up for sex more regularly. If the ex colleagues are to be believed (and I believe them), he denied you and the children's existence for years at the airport so that he could pretend to be single and sleep with as many colleagues as he possibly could. If the young people who were at his brother's concerts are to be believed (and I believe them), he was trying to get off with his brother's young fans whilst you were at home with your children. He also tried to meet up with another 17 year old fan and go skinny dipping with her, in a lake, near your Florida villa. He called her a 'pussy' for not agreeing to do that. She was a handful of months older than Isabelle, Sarah, and he was 33 - and a youtuber with masses of influence and power
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That thing you married is a serial cheater and groomer and if you really believe that he will not get up to no good, when he is away for the night in his van, you are so, so dumb.
What excuses are you going to come up with for the next black beanie wearing session Creepy? Distant family member being ill on the other side of the country? Lee Deliveroo wants to make up and needs you to film him skating again in Manchester? Zoella has invited you, and just you, down again? Oh the possibilities are endless for you...