The Ingham Family #207 ITS A DOUBLE VLOG I SAID!

[OliviaPope]

I know people think they’ve had a caterer in for Christmas dinner this year but I really don’t think they have … they would never ever fork out for a caterer they are firstly too skint and secondly s too classy for someone like them!

They’ve been buying quite a lot of new kitchen gadgets they will only use once lately I think they e just brought them food warmers mainly to impress Jane and Steve lol they will get stuffed in the cupboard prob never to be seen again after!

Granny Jane likely organised the catering, she probably couldn’t stand another year of frozen veg for Christmas. Absolutely no way Lazy would think to buy the food warmers.

 

[getmeoutofhere]

What sort of parent doesn't find it weird that people want a doll version of their children? Whether it looks like them or not, it is fucking weird and creepy.

How can she sit there and act proud of that? The way they think just baffles me to be honest.

The same kind of parent that thought it was fine for her ‘famous’ husband to use his power and platform to try and manipulate a 16 year old to go skinny dipping I guess

she’s pond life and almost worse than him

 

[Chloe97xo]

Imagine selling a doll of your daughter knowing people buy it for their own pleasure. Sick in the head.

 

[rosily]

Chris must have edited out the hours of footage of Sarah slaving away in the kitchen, along with the footage of the meaningful gifts they talked about buying this year.

 

[Scotblock]

I’m surprised that Sarah didn’t boil up some veg and purée that to give Mila rather than a puff. You know, now she’s turned into Rosemary Shrager, found the kitchen and cooked a WHOLE Christmas dinner all on her own

 

[Scotblock]

She used to def have Lush bath bombs.. I use remember her dropping Dragons Egg into the bath water.. So I'm now thinking they must have been gifted... Cos she she as hell dont buy them now

She used to have a HUGE bag of them back when she first started vlogging. I always found it odd as she would randomly have a bath with a bath bomb in the middle of the day. I also used to think she must have had a fanny of steel to bath everyday with a Lush bath bomb

 

[thegreencow]

If he processed the vlog at lunchtime and set it to go live at 5pm he wouldn't have this issue. He's been doing this 'job' for over half a decade now, he should know this stuff.

 

[Cockleshell Bay]

Sorry to go back to Christmas Day, but the way Esme spoke about Isabelle in front of everyone was disgraceful and not one adult told Esme to sit down and stop being rude. And that ladies and gentlemen is the crap that takes Chris hours to edit, seriously

 

[MissWinnie]

Did anyone get the screenshot that Mary the caterer put on? Was it genuine do we think? Is Chris telling yet another porkie pie lie?
Also the Shortle gifts produced 21…. Yes 21 “So Cute!” s from the Ingham clan, must be a record!

Why they automatically jump on anyone who has a negative word to say against them is beyond me - those yawn emojis are completely unwarranted. I don’t for a second think she made that herself but if she did, you’d respond to this as a compliment surely?! Bit like the hair burst comment she thought was a troll’s comment

 

[sonicskylines]

There was a bit later on where the focus was on another child, Esme looked to have some blank canvases for doing art, and you hear Isla saying something along the lines of ‘that’s what I got for Secret Santa and we couldn’t find it’. So basically Isla chose a nice relevant gift for Esme, and it got lost in the pile, so they just grabbed one of the endless LOL dolls to give instead?!

It’s not like the secret Santa shopping was weeks ago either.

 

[jellybelly136]

Oh the irony of Esmè showing that her new hoodie says “kindness is key”

 

[bump1212]

My opinions-
-They had the food catered.
-Disgusted at the Meal Ticket doll
-Christine has big boobs, gross
-Jace is a brat and so is isla but I feel bad for them
-Fat Fuck is as bad as him, she is not following what he says, her words are her own
-She knows he cheated but doesn’t care
-Lazy knows no one is jealous, she just can talk a big game. She wouldn’t respond to so many Tattle comments if she didn’t care
-She knows her kids have a horrible life, but doesn’t care

this one is ALL our opinions and I feel confident I can speak for all of us
- You two are awful parents and should be ashamed of yourselves!!!

 

[JustHereForTheAgriculture]

Tattle be living in their heads rent free while they live in Pylon Palace mortgaged up to their eyeballs

 

[Greykitty2020]

God he really is a sassy piece of **** recently

 

[dioraugust]

sarah’s finally figured out she got two of the same pictures for isabelle.

 

[rosily]

They are getting more and more uncomfortable to watch. I actually think Chris has lost the plot over the last couple of years. Literally removing the family from society and only allowing them to do certain things or hear certain opinions that they agree with, under the guise of doing the best thing for their family. It’s extremely odd whatever way you look at it.

The gifts don’t make up for a normal life, they are not really even that impressive, many of our kids friends (rightly or wrongly) have the latest phones.

It’s just very sad and the kids won’t even realise that they can’t get back the life they would or should have had given the families notoriety.

 

[mags]

What’s worse is that the creepy one left it in for all to see!!!!

If you take their vlogs (any of them) and strip out all of the arsey reaction to the haterzzzz and addressing Tattle.......as well as the gross bits (nose-picking, stained dog bum and nappy-eating details etc).......the other inappropriate bits (close-up shots of body parts, oversharing personal details: libido, menstruation etc)......and the downright rude bits (general disrespect and bad manners, poking fun, taunting and embarrassing each other to the point of upsetting feelings, precocious am dram skits, screeching over one another and not taking turns etc)....

....then what exactly are you left with?! An undeclared ad for Tat & Me, a bit of cooing over the latest favourite child, a segment of choreographed movement to funeral music and a promise (lie) of awesome content to come next time punctuated by a kiss to put you off your dinner.

Talk about flogging a dead horse. Captain Cringe, you need to call it a day.

 

[rosily]

Kinda scary how they handle the baby monkey better than actual baby Mila.

Why does Chris think he was working all day Christmas Day? Looked like he was enjoying Christmas with his family and occasionally picking up a camera. Surely it doesn’t take 8 hours to edit a vlog?

 

[Kstep]

They always say Jace isn't a morning person but that's maybe as the kid is used to being up till all hours there's no routine etc and then is woken with a camera in his face everyday!

 

[thegreencow]

OPENING SPECIAL SURPRISE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!

Isla opens her Kindi Kid doll and Jace eats breakfast. Lazy tells Mila to say good morning to us. She asks her if she wants to get all her toys. "cheeky one" is sat between two cushion in the next shot. Lazy opens a box of rattles and other baby toys in front of her.

Everyone is opening toys. Mila is playing with toys that remind Lazy of when she was little. Hi Steve picked one up yesterday and said it was a phone but Jace looked at him confused because it doesn't look like a phone nowadays. It's crazy how this generation of kids won't recognise the old phones. They still have some of Mila's toys to open. Jace blows into one of Mila trumpet toys.

This is the first year Lazy hasn't felt pressure to unbox toys because the girls have been able to do it themselves. Esme asked for help with the mini printer but Lazy told her to do it herself. 10 minutes later she brought Lazy some stickers. She got photo frames from Neon Sheep for them. The printer will never run out because it doesn't take ink. Esme shows us how to use the printer.

The girls are sat in the living room with Mary Shittle bags. Yesterday got away with them so they didn't open the bad boy bags. Mila has a bag as well. Isabelle is first. Victoria Shittle brought her a vase of flowers the other day. Today she opens a bottle of Hugo Boss Deep Red perfume from her. Lazy says she will be stealing it. Isla is next; she gets some Nines D'Onil dolls. They remind Lazy of The Grinch. Lazy thinks they're the most adorable things ever. Favourite child Esme gets a new reborn doll with rubbery skin. Lazy and Creepy says it's so cute. Jace gets a reborn orangutan because of the "me and my monkey" thing. Lazy says it's much better than his teddy one. Wasn't his teddy monkey gifted? What an ungrateful cow. Jace starts kissing the monkey and Isabelle asks what he wants to call him. They settle on Ginge. The orangutan comes with a "nimmy" Jace goes to show Hi Steve the orangutan. Holy shit, if you thought Creepy sounded feminine you should hear Hi Steve!!!

Back to the living room. Mila gets a small doll reborn of her own. Lazy says it's so pretty. Lazy thanks Victoria and teases the new Mila doll, which is being released on 1st January at 5pm.

Isabelle is in the kitchen. Isla was doing slime earlier. Esme set up her printer and made a "cute" phone case, which we'll be shown later. Isabelle is filming a Christmas haul to go up tomorrow (today). She shows us the outfit she's wearing, which she got for Christmas. Esme shows us her new phone case, which has a selfie of the Inghams with Hi Steve underneath it. She also shows us her widgets which include Amazon, TikTok, Snapchat (Creepy's favourite app), WhatsApp and YouTube.

Esme and Isla are going to show us their top 5 favourite gifts. Esme's favourite are her OMG Dolls, mini printer, 3D pen, phone and the reborn from Mary Shittle. Isla's 6 "fwavouwite" presents are her Kindi Kids doll (she got 6), Apple Watch. Isabelle's old phone, OMG dolls, VTech diary (which Granny Jane and Hi Steve kind of gave her) and the skiing Rainbow High doll. She shows us how the Vtech diary works.

Time for Mila to open presents from Granny Jane and Hi Steve. She gets a Lamaze butterfly, Ben the Bedtime Whale and a Sit Me Up thing from Red Kite. Creepy says Mila is advanced for her age because it says it's for 9 months+. Lazy says she'll be walking at 9 months. Excuse me, have you forgotten she'll be in her hip cast at 9 months so will be unable to learn to walk? They put Mila in the seat and Lazy cackles at her in the "doughnut"

Jace is asleep on Lazy. it's been the most perfect Boxing Day. He hasn't slept on Lazy for so long. He's been running around and playing with his cars today. Mila is getting fussy. Creepy got Lazy the Samsung version of an Apple Watch. Everyone is heading to bed. Lazy hopes thinks Granny Jane and Hi Steve are heading home tomorrow. She hopes we had a wonderful day and blames Youtube for the late vlog yesterday. This was Lazy's favourite Christmas Day vlog.

End of vlog


I don't usually get that angry at the Inghams anymore because they're awful people and I expect the worst for them but the fact they're releasing the Mila doll just days before he has major surgery has infuriated me. Their baby will be in pain and discomfort for months whilst they make money from her. Her development will be delayed for months but all they can care about is how much mortgage she will get paid off. It's extremely rare nowadays, thanks to the tremendous advances in medicine, but she may not even wake up from the anaesthetic. Have they even considered that? What would they do then? For the entirety of Mila's existence she has been clickbait, now being handed off for her siblings to raise so her so-called parents can have another child. By God, I hope social services are keeping an eye on them.

The face of a total bitch who loves exploiting her kids. Oh Sarah, you may be smiling about how you will make some cash off your precious new Mila doll but you sure are due a truckload of karma.

Hello, is that Celebrity MasterChef? I'd like to be on the next series please. What do you mean I'm not a celebrity?

Time for a snack