CHRISTMAS DAY SPECIAL OPENING PRESENTS | EMOTIONAL MAIN PRESENT SURPRISE!
9 ads with two very close together at the beginning. Guess who's skint.
Footage of the Santa sacks. Mila doesn't seem to have one. Lazy goes into Esme's bedroom and Esme says she filmed Santa on her ipad. Isla woke up at 5am and couldn't see anything outside the door so she went to toilet and heard bells when she came out. Esme and Isla ran and slammed the door shut. Santa opened the door and put his hand through the door. Isla tells Creepy that it was so cool. They show the footage of the light going out under Esme's door and the sound of stockings being put outside. The girls were terrified. Footage of
Creepy Santa putting his hand through the door and waving. Lazy and Creepy then go and wake Jace up. She tells him how Santa came down the playroom chimney whilst he was sleeping. Creepy lifts him out of the crib and Jace gets his sack from under his tree.
Jace walks into Esme's room and joins the girls on the sofa. Lazy tells him to say Merry Christmas but he says no. He's clearly tired and Creepy says he's not a morning person. There are multiple selection boxes and pyjamas in the sacks. Jace gets a torch, Isla gets a hairbrush, isabelle gets a water bottle and Isabelle gets a cat phone case.
The kids walk downstairs to Deck The Halls - Funeral Edition. Footage of the present pile, which is only in the one room and smaller than previous years. There seems to be less screeching than usual at first. Jace asks Lazy which presents are his. Jace want his presents to have been wrapped in the brown wrapping paper but instead he has the dinosaur one. First presents are LOL Surprises (Esme and Isla), candle (Isabelle), monster and trucks (Jace) and cat coasters (Isabelle). Esme and Isla are busy opening their LOLs. Jace gets a number blocks game. Hi Steve says something about pussy cats. Next present for Isla is a Kindi Kids doll. Jace nearly crushes one of Isla's presents when he jumps over it to get to his pile. Slushy maker and ingredients to make them (Esme), candle (Isla), clothes (Esme and Isabelle), slime (Isla) and 3D pen (Esme). Creepy zooms in on Isabelle and threatens to send everything back to Santa because no one is thanking him for their presents.
Race cars (Jace), mountain of clothes (Isla), hat (Isabelle), clothes (Esme), books (Isabelle). Creepy tells us he wasn't interested in getting clothes for Christmas when he was a child. Butter slime and LOL doll (Isla). Lazy brings Mila down because she can't relax downstairs without her. Isla gets some pyjamas and giant hot water bottle. Hair curler (Esme), ring holder (Isabelle), mini printer (Esme) and throw (Isabelle). Lazy tells Jace to open a big present but he wants to open the one he's holding. Isabelle gets a large present from his pile. She then opens a bag and Esme does one of her over the top performances and tells her she should wear it on her shoulder. Jace gets a bus. Esme gets an LOL doll. She then opens another present and is trying to talk about it but Jace is screeching "Dadda" into the camera. Despite attempts from Creepy to get him to wait, he keeps screeching so Creepy gives in and films him talking about his dinosaur. Esme has got a DIY dolls house. More clothes for Isla. Rainbow High doll for Esme.
Dove gift set (Isabelle), Rainbow High doll (Isla), Robo Alive (Jace), hat and jacket (Isabelle), LOL doll (Esme), jeans (Isabelle), the wall artwork that has two of the same print (Isabelle), Cement mixer that Creepy thought was a bulldozer (Jace).
Time to open the presents from Granny Jane and Hi Steve. They got Jace a toolbox to help Creepy build the van and a car garage. Isla got an LOL doll, Mallory Towers books, makeup palette and Vtech diary. They got Isabelle a nail file set, gel nail kit and some books. Esme gets a sewing machine. Footage of Mila. Jace is playing with his trucks. Lazy tells him she has a special present for him to open - a dinosaur monster truck.
The kids are sat in the middle of the living room Creepy tells them it's time for the main present. Esme is first. Creepy tells her to sit up and close her eyes. Her main present is the iPhone 13 with a SIM card and case. She says she's never had a "big girl phone". Isabelle Sofia "dallin" is scared but gets Air Pods and an iPhone 13. Jace starts screeching for Creepy again and starts picking his nose when the camera is on him. Isabelle hugs Creepy and he says "baby" is s welcome and that he loves her.
Esme didn't get the same treatment. Creepy's obsession with Isabelle is gross. Lazy explains that Esme and Isla had more expensive present so that's why Isabelle got the Air Pods as an extra. Isabelle told Lazy that she didn't need a new phone. Creepy says the phones are "pretteh and absolutely gorgeous". Lazy got Isabelle the cat phone case in her stocking as a trick present. Isabelle says she loved it and was upstairs putting it on her new phone. Isla is next but Jace says its his turn now. Everyone laughs at him and goes "aw". They struggled with what to get Isla and thought about it for ages. Isla said she didn't want a new phone (she asked for an ipad) because she has her ipod. They came up with the idea of an Apple Watch. Isla forces herself to cry and Jace screeches that its his turn. Creepy tells her she'll get Isabelle's phone and cat case. Esme thought it would be an apple pencil for her ipad. Creepy says Jace is a good girl. Lazy says Jace is a good boy because he's sat there watching them set up the watch. G
ood boy? He's spent half the pat few minutes screeching and asking if it's his turn. Jace closes his eyes. Creepy puts a push along trike in front of him. Jace doesn't want to sit on it but Creepy says it's pretty. He's sat on it in the next shot and tells everyone they don't need to clap. Poor morbidly obese Coco comes over and sniffs the bike.
Footage of the dinning table. Esme plays with her LOLs. Isabelle holds Mila. It's been a lovely day and it's 4pm. They're about to have dinner and it's the best thing Lazy has ever ever made. Isla shows us her doll but Lazy is more interested in filming Esme and Jace instead.
Dinner is three course today. They're starting with soup. Creepy knows it was a struggle for Lazy making Christmas dinner last year feeling very very pregnant and awful. She says it was rubbish for everyone. Creepy is grateful for family and us. Esme is grateful for presents. Creepy has an insanely itchy nostril. Isabelle and Hi Steve pull a cracker whilst Coco waits for leftovers
Esme plays with Mila. Zoomed in shot of her outfit. Lazy opens a doll for her. She realises she's filmed the whole of Christmas Day with no eyebrows on. She loves a bit of Boxing Day. Esme says there's nothing after that. Lazy tells her it's never nothing because it's Easter and then summer. Christmas only comes once a year for Lazy's sanity. Esme will show us her phone tomorrow and Isabelle will film a haul for her channel. Esme says they should do a Yorkshire skit of their presents.They'll us tomorrow
at 5pm. Preview of tomorrow includes Esme taking a reborn doll out of a Mary Shittle bag and Lazy teasing a new Mila reborn whilst lifting a doll to her chest.
Good luck with them selling it because I doubt they'll sell as many as they did with Jace. The Prinny teddies were a flop.
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So this is the 'footage of Santa' that Esme caught on her phone. A hand that you can barely see. Of course it was staged and it took several takes but they won't tell us that.
The Christmas dinner even looks like it was delivered.
"It's 4 o'clock"
im sure creepy would love a doll of isabelle. Yeah lets not do that
Saying Izzy did not wish to partake would be perfectly sufficient
#dropthattowelandresend
and more cash. Totally staged with cracks as wide as Billy liars hairline. All at any cost, education, 5 childhoods, regular health appointments adhered to and the right to a private life. Legislation will eventually catch up but not quick enough in this case.
