UNBOXING THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER & GIVING OUR BABY SOLID FOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Granny Jane, Hi Steve and the dogs have gone home. The Inghams have been deep cleaning today, like they do every day. Creepy was itching to do it.
He was probably itching elsewhere as well with all the activities he gets up to. Mila is laying on the living room floor. Lazy is kept awake at night if she forgets to show us something and that happened last night because she forgot to show us the doll Granny Jane and Hi Steve got for Mila. The doll looks like Creepy. Lazy got a Dozy Dinkum as a gift for Mila when she was born.
Aw that's cute, I mean you could've put all the profits from her birth vlog into a savings account for her but I know you're a greedy cow so that's never going to happen. Mila plays with the doll if you show it to her face and Lazy hopes she will pass the doll onto her chuldren. Footage of "pooooooodin" playing on the living room floor.
Creepy tells babe to not tell him he doesn't look like a gangsta in his Home Bargains hoodie.
Fooooo, if you went to the skate park wearing that. you'd be laughed out of there. Lazy says it's the best he's looked all year. He says the jumper is "muscle fit" and Lazy starts cackling. Mila is sat in the chair she got from Granny Jane and Hi Steve watching Prinny. Isla says she counted her eyeshadow palette and Lazy asks if she feels fresh as a daisy after her shower. Creepy tells "foooo" Prinny to come over to him. He's got a new appreciation of her after having many dogs at the house, even though she likes to eat nappies. It was chaotic and having three running around was a lot.
Lazy can't stop laughing. Creepy nipped to the local One Stop small supermarket thingymabobbydos and the bread he got is from Tesco. Lazy says it can't be a thing that the shop buys their bread from Tesco. She thinks One Stop is like Co-Op so not affiliated with Tesco. Isabelle googles it and finds out One Shop can sell Tesco food because they're a subsidiary of it. Lazy is sure Tesco bread isn't £1.10. Jace tells her Mila has been sick a bit but she just tells him thats OK. Creepy has got the mulled wine out. They got some from Tesco for the season. Creepy is preparing turkey and
dog shit stuffing sandwiches.
Jace has got his eyes closed and is waiting to find out what he and Lazy are going to do. It's time to build his wooden fire station. Mila is still on the carpet playing with her toys. Footage of Lazy and Creepy building it.
Esme has been trying on outfits she got for Christmas. She might go and put her pyjamas on but first she wants to show us her outfit. Ironically the jacket says 'Kindness is key'. Lazy is ordering her a belt.
Esme and Isla are playing with play dough. Lazy was recommended the game Rapidough by the Ifam cult in the Everything Ingham Facebook group. Lazy thought it was 'rapidoor'. Isabelle. Lazy and Isla are on one team and Esme and Creepy are on the other. Esme sends some negative energy to Lazy's team. Creepy has to guess what Esme is making whilst Lazy and Isabelle have to guess what Isla is making. Whoever wins get the other team's play dough. With a little bit of cheating Esme wins as Creepy guesses she's making a yacht. The next round is Creepy and Isabelle. Lazy's team eventually wins and Creepy then mocks Esme's impression of an airplane. Jace tells everyone to be quiet because he's trying to sleep on Isabelle.
Isabelle shows us some necklaces she got for Christmas. She can't say "ying and yang". Everyone else is downstairs watching a movie but she decided to come and sort her room out because of all her new presents. Footage of her sorting the room out. Esme came up and asked if she can show her how to use her printer. Isabelle has done something and needs to go and show everyone. She's worried about how Creepy will react about one of the photos. Esme is in the bathroom doing a facemask.
Esme is now in her room and points out her "disgusting hair". She's been watching 3 Youtube videos of how to use her sewing machine, which he has decided is her favourite present. She has decided to make her own doll clothes and cushions. She asked Lazy for sewing stuff because she learnt how to sew in school. She bought cheap cushions with her own money and cut them up to get the stuffing out. Esme has a box with all her sewing stuff in it. She likes customising clothes and is going to use an old vest to test the machine. Before she starts she tells us she's scared and begins screeching. Isla shouts her down for dinner.
Lazy and Creepy are making dinner whilst Jace is playing on the floor. They're using the tefal to make a chicken dish. She told Creepy they should film it because if not they might've got caterers in. She can't cope with some of the "rubbish" we come up with. Lazy replied to four comments saying it was a compliment. She did Christmas dinner for the first time ever.
I think I just saw your nose grow a little longer Lazy. They bought the servers for £24.99 from Home Bargains and the box is outside waiting to go to the tip. Caterers let you keep the servers. Isabelle wants them to film them seeing her phone case. Lazy starts cackling and says they should show the real photo because you can't see the sweat in Isabelle's black and white one. There have been a couple of questions asking where the printer is from.
Mila is having her first food. Lazy was going to give her a Yorkshire pudding on Christmas day but she chickened out. Creepy says she'd choke on it. Jace asks Lazy to give Mila the one he's holding so she does, even though Mila has still got the first one. She's having an Ella's Kitchen strawberry and banana melt puffs; Jace had them in carrot version. Mila has been trying to grab food for ages and is now sitting up on her own. She bit a chunk of the puff off and Lazy was worried. Isabelle tells her the tag is on her onesie and Creepy says it's being taken back in a few days. Isla lays on the floor trying one of the Ella's kitchen puffs.
Isabelle asks why it's so hard running up the stairs. It terrifies her when Esme chases her up the stairs. She feels like she's done so much work tidying her room but she's looking at it and there's so much left to do. She had a shower this morning but is debating whether to have a bath to try her bath products. She shows us her shelves but holds her hand over the photo of her half brother. She loves her wooden cat thing. He shelves have been reorganised. Footage of Jace asleep on Mila's chair. He starts squealing when Lazy asks if it's bedtime.
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