THIS BROUGHT ISABELLE TO TEARS..
Sadly it's nothing new - Isabelle is always scared/crying/going to cry. What have they done to that girl?
Esme starts the vlog; she's obsessed with making bracelets that are trending on TikTok and has made nine in 2 days. Isla made one as well. Esme has some extremely, extremely exciting news; they will soon be selling the packs
for £49.99 to make the bracelets on Fidgets and Me.
Esme sounds unwell, like she has a cold. She talks about more of the bracelets and then advertises more packs of beads that will be sold on Tat and Me. They're going on a fun day out so she's making another bracelet for it. Demonstration of how to make the bracelets. Esme's section of the vlog takes six minutes.
Creepy says good morning to us. He's got pringles in his mouth. They're back in Cleethorpes and he realises Mila was in Lazy's belly the last time they came and it was like a ghost town. Today it's popping and there are more people there than in the entire city of Leeds. It's the 28th August so everyone will be getting their summer holiday vibes on. It's freezing though so Creepy's hoodie will be gong on when he finishes eye
bleeping himself in the viewfinder and puts the camera down. Lazy says everyone has shorts and tops on. Creepy says that British people see a bit of sun and get naked.
On the other hand Creepy will see a teenage girl/young woman and get naked. On the way to the beach the pubs were full of men with no tops on but it isn't even warm. More moaning about it being freezing.
Esme carries Jace on his shoulders.
They should seriously encourage him to walk, not shove him on Esme's shoulders and put strain on her back. Jace spots a pirate and a truck. Creepy asks how you fit a kitchen in a skinny fish and chip shop.
The Inghams are in a sweet shop and Creepy asks Lazy why they brought Jace in because its the most dangerous place to bring a toddler
and Sarah, 38. Creepy tells Esme to keep her beady eyes closed. Isla wants to say something but Lazy tells her to wait because she wants to go on about how the shop reminds her of childhood sweets.
I'd rather listen to what Isla has to say than listen to Lazy telling us about what sweets she used to eat during her childhood for the millionth time. She asks Creepy if he remembers eye poppers. He says he loved WHAM bars. Lazy decides to get some sweet but the flavour has changed from blackcurrant to Coca cola. Creepy loves cola flavour but Isabelle doesn't. He takes us on a trip down memory lane to show us what sweets he used to buy with his tuck shop money.
Well I guess that explains the 49 DD moobs; they're made from WHAM bars, Parma Violets and Lutti Gold.
Outside the shop Mila is tired but won't fall asleep. Creepy says all babies should be born programmed on how to fall asleep. Humans are not born knowing how to sleep. Lazy says they're born with tiny tummies so can't stock up on a meal. There are times when babies are crying because they're tired but don't know. Isabelle says babies are new to the world and don't know they're human. They know nothing. Creepy says Mila might be a lizard. Lazy tells us that babies are snuggled in a dark belly in warm water, alone and snuggled tight. Suddenly they're pushed into this bright, scary world with people dragging you hear there and everywhere. Lets face it; midwives aren't delicate with babies because they know babies are robust. They're shoved it a plastic nappy with clothes put on and expected to be shoved into a Moses basket. Creepy reiterates that they should be born programmed to sleep.
Time to try a "bad boy" Eye Popper. Lazy takes a red one and Creepy moans about how sour it is. Lazy puts one in Esme and Isla's mouths whilst Creepy shoves the camera in their faces and laughs at them. Esme and Isla then get slush puppies. Jace has a pink ice cream and is now being carried by Isabelle. Esme gets a mango and bubblegum slush puppy. Isla has a raspberry slush puppy and a lolly; Lazy sarcastically says she's being so healthy.
It's not a 9 year old's responsibility to follow a healthy diet you dumb cow. She's never been taught what a healthy diet is and you don't care so why should she? The only example she has to follow is a mother addicted to sweets and a dad addicted to teens. Lazy informs us that 90% of the ifam are at the beach today.
Esme, Jace and Isla go on the go carts. Creepy wooos. They've been sat in the soft play for two hours. They've accidentally eaten a couple of doughnut type thingymabobbys. Isabelle says Creepy got 5 and Lazy had 6. Creepy zooms in on Isabelle's face and says she finished them all. The girls and Jace are in the soft play. Jace wants £1 but Lazy says no. Creepy says he should ask Granny and Grandpa for money, not them. They're going on the 2p machines before they go home so Jace can't have another £1.
Mila is asleep on Isabelle in the arcades. Jace sits in the monster truck with Esme, although it's not working. Footage of the kids using the 2p machines. Creepy races over to Isla when she wins something. Jace wins a squishy ball. Then he wins slime, which Creepy says will have to disappear.
Isabelle has had an emotional night and feels like she will cry again. They were sitting down having dinner and Lazy and Creepy had made a post about her. Under the post was replies from other mums and strangers saying kind words. Isabelle isn't good at taking compliments. She appreciates all the comments and feels most motivated when she does Instagram Stories and people tells her the stories are helping them. What she's doing online helps one person, a few people, a group of people. It keeps her motivate to do it more. Isabelle doesn't think she can thank them enough. It was Isabelle night with Lazy and Creepy going on about how she turns 16 in a week. It was very nice. She makes herself cry again but the main point is thank you for spreading positivity when there are a lot of negative people in the world. Whenever she sees positive, kid messages they brighten her day. Isabelle is doing her bullet journal and then watching a crime documentary. Esme has been sleeping in Isla's room for the past few days so they watch their own thing.
Footage of the moon. Creepy could kiss Lazy because she put on a vegetable casserole as they left the house and walking in from the seaside it smells insane. They haven't had a slow cooked meal in so long. They're having it with Yorkshire puddings and mashed potato.
End of vlog
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