HIKING CLIFFS AT 33 WEEKS PREGNANT!! KYNANCE COVE & LIZARD POINT!
Lazy and Creepy are debating whether to buy an airstream caravan, which Lazy thinks looks like a slush puppy van and spaceship. She says good morning to the 'ifamaroonies'. They wake up to rain but now the skies are blue. They've been to the shower block and had showers. Lie number 1 of the day and we're only a minute into the vlog. Creepy is allergic to showers, Lazy looks filthy and the kids are a mess. They're off to a special place on the south coast and Creepy will tell us what it is when they get there. This morning a lot of caravans had left and the field was bare. Lay just realised it's half term because they don't follow the national half term. The older generation were pulling up when they were leaving, and they were saying good morning and asking where the sun sets. Lazy will be getting the unsuspecting old folks at the caravan site to spend their pension on Baby and Me shite before the week is out. Driving footage.
Creepy is carrying a sup board bag on his bag full of picnic, towels, chairs and wind breaker. They've arrived the the number 1 place to visit in Cornwall; Kynance Cove. It looks like a tropical place on Google. It's a hike to the beach and the bag Creepy is carrying is as heavy as 2 sup boards. Creepy is leaning forward and getting pushed by the wind. Footage of the walk and first use of the word "stoooooonin".
Esme is eating cream cheese on strawberries and Jace is eating raspuhbrys. Lazy has got a Cornish cream tea. Creepy is wearing his diarrhoea trousers and walks off to get footage. They debate how to do the jam and cream. Isabelle says it's cream first because you put butter before jam on toast.
Creepy is balancing on a rock and filming the cove over a cliff. It's not what he thought it would be but it's gorgeous. Creepy wanted to finish with a montage with a shot from the bay but they're in a military no fly zone and can't fly drones anywhere near there. Bet there was coffee up the caravan walls when he found that out. The walk down was treacherous and Lazy struggled. There's no beach, only volcanic rock. It's difficult for Lazy to sit down and be comfortable and there's nowhere for Jace to go in the sea but it's too rough so they're heading around the corner to The Lizard to check out the beaches. Creepy wants to see the Lizard anyway. More moaning about the drone.
Lazy and Isabelle had a giggle. Lazy forgot to do her eyebrows. Lazy and Isabelle were worried because Creepy has Isabelle's phone. Isla sticks her tongue out and gives us a shot of the strawberry on her tongue. Isabelle was stood trying to tell Creepy not to drop her phone in the water but Lazy told her to stop because he might think she is saying that her waters have broke. I wish they'd done a prank and told him they had just to see his breakdown. Thankfully there were plenty of people on the beach to hep Lazy if that had happened, I can't see wet lettuce Creepy being very useful in that situation. It's been beautiful sat there today but the kids can't go in the sea. It's high tide so maybe sand when the tide is out. Lazy couldn't taste the cream in her cream tea. She says it might take her an hour to drag her but up to the top of the cliff and back to the car. Creepy didn't think about his 32 week pregnant wife. Lazy doesn't want to overdo it and told Creepy and the girls ahead. Every two minutes they turn around to see Lazy huffing and puffing behind them. Esme asked to walk with Lazy in case she falls. Creepy comes back to say they're off to a National Trust site called Lizard Point, which has a lighthouse next to it.
Footage of Creepy taking a photo of Esme. More footage of rocks.
Lazy says its a good job they didn't bring the caravan because it's so tight. The make it to Lizard Pont and Lazy woohoos. Creepy reads an information board to the ifam. He struggles a little to say "southerly". Isabelle gets Instagram photos. Creepy keeps wittering on and telling us about the hundreds of shipwrecks there. He hopes the drone rules are different. He's gutted about the rocks at Kynance Cove because as they were leaving the tide was going out and exposed the sand so they will have to go back. As Lazy waddles along she asks if there are lizards there or if it's just the name. Isabelle says they saw a big lizard scurry across the floor.
Lazy say she saw photos of Kynance Cove at high and low tide, and people were walking down with barbeque and bucket and spades. Creepy turns the camera around and shows us the sea. He didn't know we have proper turquoise oceans in England. Jace thinks his ponytail is coming off in the wind. Even though it's shut, Creepy says they can still say they came to Britain's most southerly cafe. More zoomed in shots of the water. Lazy is going to regret walking down there but is intrigued about what is at the bottom. More footage of the sea and the girls on the beach. The kids throw stones into the water and Lazy kisses Jace. No drone footage so I guess they're banned there.
Back at the caravan, everyone has been to the washrooms and got ready for bed. Lazy has to get schoolwork ready for tomorrow. The girls did schoolwork on Saturday and Lazy only realised halfway through the day.
End of vlog
Lazy and Creepy are debating whether to buy an airstream caravan, which Lazy thinks looks like a slush puppy van and spaceship. She says good morning to the 'ifamaroonies'. They wake up to rain but now the skies are blue. They've been to the shower block and had showers. Lie number 1 of the day and we're only a minute into the vlog. Creepy is allergic to showers, Lazy looks filthy and the kids are a mess. They're off to a special place on the south coast and Creepy will tell us what it is when they get there. This morning a lot of caravans had left and the field was bare. Lay just realised it's half term because they don't follow the national half term. The older generation were pulling up when they were leaving, and they were saying good morning and asking where the sun sets. Lazy will be getting the unsuspecting old folks at the caravan site to spend their pension on Baby and Me shite before the week is out. Driving footage.
Creepy is carrying a sup board bag on his bag full of picnic, towels, chairs and wind breaker. They've arrived the the number 1 place to visit in Cornwall; Kynance Cove. It looks like a tropical place on Google. It's a hike to the beach and the bag Creepy is carrying is as heavy as 2 sup boards. Creepy is leaning forward and getting pushed by the wind. Footage of the walk and first use of the word "stoooooonin".
Esme is eating cream cheese on strawberries and Jace is eating raspuhbrys. Lazy has got a Cornish cream tea. Creepy is wearing his diarrhoea trousers and walks off to get footage. They debate how to do the jam and cream. Isabelle says it's cream first because you put butter before jam on toast.
Creepy is balancing on a rock and filming the cove over a cliff. It's not what he thought it would be but it's gorgeous. Creepy wanted to finish with a montage with a shot from the bay but they're in a military no fly zone and can't fly drones anywhere near there. Bet there was coffee up the caravan walls when he found that out. The walk down was treacherous and Lazy struggled. There's no beach, only volcanic rock. It's difficult for Lazy to sit down and be comfortable and there's nowhere for Jace to go in the sea but it's too rough so they're heading around the corner to The Lizard to check out the beaches. Creepy wants to see the Lizard anyway. More moaning about the drone.
Lazy and Isabelle had a giggle. Lazy forgot to do her eyebrows. Lazy and Isabelle were worried because Creepy has Isabelle's phone. Isla sticks her tongue out and gives us a shot of the strawberry on her tongue. Isabelle was stood trying to tell Creepy not to drop her phone in the water but Lazy told her to stop because he might think she is saying that her waters have broke. I wish they'd done a prank and told him they had just to see his breakdown. Thankfully there were plenty of people on the beach to hep Lazy if that had happened, I can't see wet lettuce Creepy being very useful in that situation. It's been beautiful sat there today but the kids can't go in the sea. It's high tide so maybe sand when the tide is out. Lazy couldn't taste the cream in her cream tea. She says it might take her an hour to drag her but up to the top of the cliff and back to the car. Creepy didn't think about his 32 week pregnant wife. Lazy doesn't want to overdo it and told Creepy and the girls ahead. Every two minutes they turn around to see Lazy huffing and puffing behind them. Esme asked to walk with Lazy in case she falls. Creepy comes back to say they're off to a National Trust site called Lizard Point, which has a lighthouse next to it.
Footage of Creepy taking a photo of Esme. More footage of rocks.
Lazy says its a good job they didn't bring the caravan because it's so tight. The make it to Lizard Pont and Lazy woohoos. Creepy reads an information board to the ifam. He struggles a little to say "southerly". Isabelle gets Instagram photos. Creepy keeps wittering on and telling us about the hundreds of shipwrecks there. He hopes the drone rules are different. He's gutted about the rocks at Kynance Cove because as they were leaving the tide was going out and exposed the sand so they will have to go back. As Lazy waddles along she asks if there are lizards there or if it's just the name. Isabelle says they saw a big lizard scurry across the floor.
Lazy say she saw photos of Kynance Cove at high and low tide, and people were walking down with barbeque and bucket and spades. Creepy turns the camera around and shows us the sea. He didn't know we have proper turquoise oceans in England. Jace thinks his ponytail is coming off in the wind. Even though it's shut, Creepy says they can still say they came to Britain's most southerly cafe. More zoomed in shots of the water. Lazy is going to regret walking down there but is intrigued about what is at the bottom. More footage of the sea and the girls on the beach. The kids throw stones into the water and Lazy kisses Jace. No drone footage so I guess they're banned there.
Back at the caravan, everyone has been to the washrooms and got ready for bed. Lazy has to get schoolwork ready for tomorrow. The girls did schoolwork on Saturday and Lazy only realised halfway through the day.
End of vlog
ok, we'll see...
Bet the locals thought they were right twats.
. The big difference between us, however, is that I don't try to put on an act for a bunch of 11 year olds and pretend that my life is perfect.
