Mansplaining. Get yourself away from me, sir, before I handkerchief-slap your sentences off your mouth. It's honestly infuriating. I don't know why they think this is flirting.
Too fast eaters. Please find your chill and keep it.
The "gentleman" act when you can tell it's not sincere. Not today, Nice Guy.
Public burpers. Contain your air within yourself until you are on your own, the rest of us can manage.
Backhanded compliments. Make me feel bad about myself AND thankful to you for finding me attractive despite it all? Someone fetch me a napkin to dry my seat!
Too fast eaters. Please find your chill and keep it.
The "gentleman" act when you can tell it's not sincere. Not today, Nice Guy.
Public burpers. Contain your air within yourself until you are on your own, the rest of us can manage.
Backhanded compliments. Make me feel bad about myself AND thankful to you for finding me attractive despite it all? Someone fetch me a napkin to dry my seat!