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sorry what?! What a bizarre thing to post of Facebook??
To be fair, in my dating days before I decided I'd had enough of everyone, the third date was usually considered the shagging date. Although now the shagging date seems to be the first date for many of my friends. The other day my friend went for a first "coffee date" that ended in seven pints and an overnight stayTrying to rip your clothes off on date 3??
I think they're all getting it in before tier 3 happens on Friday for us in Manchester.Also on an unrelated note, I've missed this thread and the regular posters here! I haven't been receiving notifications from Tattle despite having this thread on my "watch" list so I just assumed no one had anymore funny stories to share. Thank god I was wrong, I've just had a right laugh catching up on the past 4 pages.
That happened to me to on a few of my threads. Check that it's not accidentally on ignore (next to the watch button).To be fair, in my dating days before I decided I'd had enough of everyone, the third date was usually considered the shagging date. Although now the shagging date seems to be the first date for many of my friends. The other day my friend went for a first "coffee date" that ended in seven pints and an overnight stay
Also on an unrelated note, I've missed this thread and the regular posters here! I haven't been receiving notifications from Tattle despite having this thread on my "watch" list so I just assumed no one had anymore funny stories to share. Thank god I was wrong, I've just had a right laugh catching up on the past 4 pages.
Agree about the third date:
Sometimes you don't have the sexual chemistry you thought you would with someone you like. Better to know early on than waste both your time. I feel sorry for those people that wait for marriage, only to find that he's a complete weirdo in bed!
The stench of guinea pig in his flat was disgusting.
Agree about the marriage thing. Also what if you aren't compatible sexually? too late now cause you're married. I'm not saying sex is the be all and end all or anything but for some it's a really important part of a relationship.
I think they are legally married but with some clause to say they can divorce without being actually “divorced” I’m not entirely sure how it works but they’ve only had one couple stay together in the whole show I think soooo that’s a lotta divorces if it is realYeah it's car crash tv let's face itdo they actually get married like full on official wedding, need a lawyer for a divorce thing? and do they show if it works out or not?
For me it's a massive deal breaker - if they're not good in bed or aren't willing to be taught or get offended when I guide them a bit, it puts me right off and gives me the ick for life
I know one who always says he's going to deposit king kong's finger. And my stepdad used to say 'plip-plop'.
I suppose poo is politer than 'im off for a big stinky tit' or something
So said guy I was ignoring has now decided that he will ask how i am like this...."Are you okay?!?!?!" "How are you?!?!"......
That just reminded me, I used to work with this guy who would stand up from his desk, stretch, and announce "right I'm just off to take a big tit"I know one who always says he's going to deposit king kong's finger. And my stepdad used to say 'plip-plop'.
I suppose poo is politer than 'im off for a big stinky tit' or something
Somehow he got away with it as he was the life and soul of the party kinda guy!
Yuk. Why can't they just say "I'm just going to the toilet" ?! 
Or just not say anything at all 
Yeah I don't see the need for further specifying the details!Yuk. Why can't they just say "I'm just going to the toilet" ?!
Some people I know say they're going to drop the kids off at school. It also kinda gives me the ick
exactly! Also what if you aren't a very sexual person but you're with someone who really is? surely if you don't have sex before marriage you won't really know how much you want it until you actually do it?For me it's a massive deal breaker - if they're not good in bed or aren't willing to be taught or get offended when I guide them a bit, it puts me right off and gives me the ick for life
Yeah. I used to work with a guy who went off to the toilet at 10am with his newspaper every day. He was strangely proud of himself.Yeah I don't see the need for further specifying the details!
Some people I know say they're going to drop the kids off at school. It also kinda gives me the ick
To be fair to him, he's getting paid to have a tit
Ffs
how long was he planning to be there for?!He should be VERY CAREFUL, reminds me of this story.
A Man's Rectum Fell Out From Sitting on the Toilet Too Long
Read this one off the throne
A lad on my team goes 10am and 3pm without fail. Would go to ask him a question and realise he isn't there because he's on his poo break
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