Are you married to me?For the record I have a shit just after the local news around 8:30AM weekdays, some days I have a second shit around 9:00AM.
I'm glad we are not married, we would need 2 crappers, a his and hers......Are you married to me?
You should take the newspaper, and a pen, sit there and do the crossword for half an hour, save you wiping twice!For the record I have a shit just after the local news around 8:30AM weekdays, some days I have a second shit around 9:00AM.
Just block himSo said guy I was ignoring has now decided that he will ask how i am like this...."Are you okay?!?!?!" "How are you?!?!"......
I used to stuff a packet of face wipes in my bag when I went to my exes house as his bathroom was a bio hazard. I would wipe the toilet seat and the flusher before I used the toilet. And yes, it was skid row in that bowl sometimesWent to a guys house the other evening for a “Netflix and chill” date, as you do. Went to use his bathroom and there was explosive shit marks all in the toilet bowl, obviously from where he had flushed but hadn’t scrubbed at with the brush! Safe to say my vagina shrivelled up into my body and I’ve been off with him since.
Gross bathrooms really bother me. We all go to the loo and at times have made a mess, it’s not hard to give it a quick clean after. It takes 30 seconds. Dirty bathrooms, kitchens and bedding are total turn offs for me.Went to a guys house the other evening for a “Netflix and chill” date, as you do. Went to use his bathroom and there was explosive shit marks all in the toilet bowl, obviously from where he had flushed but hadn’t scrubbed at with the brush! Safe to say my vagina shrivelled up into my body and I’ve been off with him since.
Ewww, 'settle'? do you need to take your teeth out and get your horlicks ready? grim.He also (twice) used the exact sentence "Well, I'll let you settle for the night".I'm not a newborn baby I'm a 30 year old grown woman. Major, major ick.
On the plus side I have a date tonight and he seems lovely so keep your fingers crossed for me!
I am incredibly anal when it comes to public bathrooms/restrooms (apologies for mixed-metaphors, lol). I even carry around a packet of wipes in my handbag just for such an eventuality when it comes to touching anything inside a cubicle.Gross bathrooms really bother me. We all go to the loo and at times have made a mess, it’s not hard to give it a quick clean after. It takes 30 seconds. Dirty bathrooms, kitchens and bedding are total turn offs for me.
Oh be a bit more specific on the number.New to this thread and have had approx 284947 dates in my lifetime
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