"The Ick" #7

[Jellybean79]

A man who has a notebook with a motivational quote on the front for work

 

[giovanna101]

A man who has a notebook with a motivational quote on the front for work

Holy tit. This has to be a winner.

 

[Jellybean79]

Holy tit. This has to be a winner.

I walked past one at work last week and felt my tina seal up

 

[giovanna101]

I walked past one at work last week and felt my tina seal up

Yep that'd do that to me too. Vom.

 

[Black.bird]

I used to work with a guy who had the Nike quote, "Just Do It" written messily on post-its all over his walls ... he was the biggest procrastinator out!

 

[Some People!]

Men who "do a voice", like put on a "funny"/ "silly" voice or accent in speech.
V David Brent

 

[Mamacita]

I used to work with a guy who had the Nike quote, "Just Do It" written messily on post-its all over his walls ... he was the biggest procrastinator out!

Guess the motivational quotes didn't work but at least he tried

 

[EJK85]

When dating profiles mention enjoying 'cosy nights in'.
I'm old and both men and women do this.

I like nights in & nights out… what’s your other bleeping options

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man dipping his biscuit in a cup of tea or coffee.

 

[37BBL]

If a bloke eats something too hot and does that flappy hand waving thing over thier mouth.

 

[abelleza]

Harry and Meghan’s trailer for documentary - ick
I cringe inside out whenever she speaks

Haven’t been on here for a while and can’t remember if I posted this but when I had my covid jab, a hipster guy fainted and the nurse had to put him on the floor with his legs elevated. And he had a little biscuit and a cup of water. ICK

I used to be a nurse and it’s ALWAYS young guys who faint around needles. It’s literally the least attractive thing ever. I can spot the type of guy who’ll faint when getting an injection from a mile off and I will never find them attractive particularly for that reason.

 

[petitspois]

On a similar note, men who go faint at the sight or thought of blood. There was one boy in my school that collapsed when we had a talk about periods. He literally went green then keeled over.

We used to love winding him up.

 

[spillthesass]

Been seeing a guy for about a month now. Last night posted on my snap story a screenshot of my mate and me having some banter, she’d replied to a pic of me ‘can we have sex’, I was wine drunk and thought this was hilarious.
He responded… can I watch?
He’s absolutely given me the ick and I’m not sure I can go back now 🥲

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Oh yeah, men who can’t bear to hear any mention of women talking about their periods give me the ick. Grow up ffs

 

[capriallie]

If a bloke eats something too hot and does that flappy hand waving thing over thier mouth.

I know!!! Burn your tongue like a real man ffs

 

[Hastaggifted]

If a bloke eats something too hot and does that flappy hand waving thing over thier mouth.

And the blowing through the hot food in their mouths, with the sounds too, while flapping their hands

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

A male acquaintance of mine was describing how he loves cuddling his hot water bottle. I kept thinking of you ick dodgers all over the place.

 

[harveydean]

Men in novelty slippers so big and chunky, it’s hazardous to walk down the stairs in them.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Men in novelty slippers so big and chunky, it’s hazardous to walk down the stairs in them.

Oh yes. Especially the ones with horrible talons

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Some of you may recall my ick over my boyfriend and the bin man/rubbish chasing/matey speak…Well, I managed to overcome that…

However, the other day I came across a group shot of him with his mates and some of them (including him) had their thumbs up for the photo but also their little fingers sticking out…like this

I’m not sure how many more ick inducing issues I can deal with.