"The Ick" #7

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A guy I’m talking to at the moment keeps using text smilies instead of emojis, it’s giving me the ick a bit and I have no idea why 😂 I’m hormonal and unreasonable
 
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Wasn’t this guy, was it? 😏
He’s my guilty pleasure.
He wasn't a lumberjack (although even that guy would be 100x more attractive if he got rid of the dungarees). He was a skinny hipster with skintight dungarees worn over a sweater and an orange beanie hat and round glasses that made him look like an owl.
 
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Short sleeved button up shirts.
Taking photos of yourself at the gym.
When men slick their hair back. We can see your receding hairline Arnold.
 
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There’s a man near me who has a bicycle with a big box on the front that he takes his kids to school in. He looks like such a dick, when it rains he wears waterproof trousers…and it’s literally the least masculine thing I’ve ever seen. Every morning I think ‘buy a bleeping car mate’.
 
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Care of Strictly this weekend - men who are so bleeping whingey about being ill.
 
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A guy I’m talking to at the moment keeps using text smilies instead of emojis, it’s giving me the ick a bit and I have no idea why 😂 I’m hormonal and unreasonable
: ) and : ( are tolerable but : p and XD would be dump-worthy
 
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Scrolling through the old the ick threads at work was a major risk, I've been trying to keep it quiet and keep myself from slapping the desk. Howling 😂💀

- An ex who would keep chomping on air with his gnashers when he got bored. Mouth noises give me the ick anyways but the way his mouth and jaw looked, lips hanging loose with a witless look in his eyes, staring into the distance... Urgh.
- A guy was trying to be cheeky and performing some latin dance moves, I don't know if he was trying to be sexy but he stumbled on his own foot and instead of laughing it off or carrying on, he tried to walk it off, gesturing at passers by awkwardly to show he wasn't phased.... 🤢
 
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