"The Ick" #7

[unidentified]

ALL OF THIS!!! I don’t even know where to start! The cuddle beast That greasy hair The bit of chin hair The clothes 2/3 sizes too small The crop top The breasts The fire tit ALL OF IT

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

ALL OF THIS!!! I don’t even know where to start! The cuddle beast That greasy hair The bit of chin hair The clothes 2/3 sizes too small The crop top The breasts The fire tit ALL OF IT

Ugh I’m not going to fat shame anyone at all, I’m fat, but wear clothes that fit for duck’s sake.

 

[giovanna101]

equally, blokes charging round the supermarket with loads of loose items in their arms and they have to cradle their shopping like baby jesus so they don’t drop it

Hahahhaa don't have a basket but also don't carry loads of stuff in your arms. You must get each item and take it to the checkout one by one to save the womenfolk from having the ick.

 

[Rubysmybaby!]

You want men to break the speed limit?

A little bit yes! You're the only car on the road in good conditions and he is sitting on 30kph.....kill me now!

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

A little bit yes! You're the only car on the road in good conditions and he is sitting on 30kph.....kill me now!

I’m guessing men with a blackbox would be an ick for you then too

 

[paulpercy666]

Hahahhaa don't have a basket but also don't carry loads of stuff in your arms. You must get each item and take it to the checkout one by one to save the womenfolk from having the ick.

yes. as a man you should be hunting and gathering not dawdling around sainsburys. obviously!

 

[Dogtanian]

ALL OF THIS!!! I don’t even know where to start! The cuddle beast That greasy hair The bit of chin hair The clothes 2/3 sizes too small The crop top The breasts The fire tit ALL OF IT

'king Hell!!! He must have some confidence to use those as his dating pics.

Ugh I’m not going to fat shame anyone at all, I’m fat, but wear clothes that fit for duck’s sake.

Exactly, I'm a fat old git who walks like a orangutan wearing a nappy filled with treacle - but even I've got enough sense not to use a profile that crap!

 

[giovanna101]

yes. as a man you should be hunting and gathering not dawdling around sainsburys. obviously!

Men these days. Shopping with baskets instead of killing an elk with their bare hands and chucking it over their shoulders to cart it home. They're a disgrace.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Hahahhaa don't have a basket but also don't carry loads of stuff in your arms. You must get each item and take it to the checkout one by one to save the womenfolk from having the ick.

Yes - absolutely.

Men these days. Shopping with baskets instead of killing an elk with their bare hands and chucking it over their shoulders to cart it home. They're a disgrace.

Do you understand what the ick is?

Blokes carrying a basket in the supermarket

What's worse is using one of those wheely baskets -

 

[giovanna101]

Yes - absolutely.

Do you understand what the ick is?


What's worse is using one of those wheely baskets -
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Do you understand humour?

 

[jojida]

Men who do things like this. Even bigger ick is the women who pine over it

 

[harveydean]

Men who do things like this. Even bigger ick is the women who pine over it

On that note, this may be an unpopular opinion, but Magic Mike. I just cant.

 

[unidentified]

Men who do things like this. Even bigger ick is the women who pine over it

I don’t get it. These Video make me throw up.

 

[Jaybtee]

When they say poo

 

[mozzarellagirl]

Men who do things like this. Even bigger ick is the women who pine over it

his tongue...

 

[Meringue22]

Men who do things like this. Even bigger ick is the women who pine over it

NOPE. Absolutely not

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The cuddle beast is hideous. There I've said it! Yet the supposed babe magnet in a get up is also unattractive for different reasons.

 

[jojida]

On that note, this may be an unpopular opinion, but Magic Mike. I just cant.

And dream boys!
I was once on the train home and some woman was talking on the phone to her daughter (hoping she was at least teenage) about how she nearly sacked off her husband for this one man in the show she’d been to that night. “He was SO into me” no love, he’s just been paid to act like that. Don’t get it twisted.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Do you understand humour?

Isn't humour supposed to be funny?

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

Been sent this as part of a message “The more the merrier! X” Not an orgy btw.