My ex was clueless when we first slept together. I asked him outright did he actually know where the clitoris was? Of course he didn’t
I had to show him
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I had to show him
It’s at the end of the Metropolitan line, head to Chesham and get the rail replacement bus from Rickmansworth.
He still wouldn’t have found itIt’s at the end of the Metropolitan line, head to Chesham and get the rail replacement bus from Rickmansworth.
Was talking to a guy who’s on holiday just now and he’s clearly get a friend/girl to take a picture of him from behind while he’s walking ahead, acting like he doesn’t know it’s being taken. Add a pair of flip flops for extra ick. He’s got weird ankles as well, like no definition at all between the lower legs and the feet.
A couple of old memories … on a first date, and he insists on playing a tiresome pub machine game for hours. Also he worked in a bookies and thought that his collection of betting slips would be interesting to see. Another one had his friend round and they played darts in his room, so I sat there like a lemon (I hate darts).
Just thought of another one
people that call female babies/toddlers a “ little lady”
I can feel my insides shrivel ( obviously okay if a tattler does it 
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people that call female babies/toddlers a “ little lady”
I can feel my insides shrivel ( obviously okay if a tattler does it )
That angel wings tattoo makes him look like he's wearing a bra! Especially when he leans forward for the kiss
Just spent half an hour on the train listening to a middle aged man brag about speeding, being pulled over by the police (but don’t worry they let him go because he was polite) and how he walks out of the front door and spends 40k on a new car easily. There was so much other stuff that I can’t even remember, everything he said was a hideous ick.
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past the leaning tower of pisa, left of the chippy and second right at the river nileIt’s at the end of the Metropolitan line, head to Chesham and get the rail replacement bus from Rickmansworth.
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