"The Ick" #7
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I know! As I said in my post I don't even know how or why..
Tbf he had stopped wearing the tee's by that point.
Had a man say ‘making love’ to me once 
I did actually like him up until that moment then I wanted to die off.
I did actually like him up until that moment then I wanted to die off.
Messi. Amazing player but how short? He looks like his head is on a kids body. Ick
I watched the ceremony and when he stood next to the other player who won awards I had to Google his height because he looked tiny - apparently he's only 5'7! Luckily I love a short king
People who call themselves short kings/queens.
Yeah that’s the bit that made me sit up and take noticeI watched the ceremony and when he stood next to the other player who won awards I had to Google his height because he looked tiny - apparently he's only 5'7! Luckily I love a short king
he’s the same height as me but next to the other players he looked so smoll!!
Grown arse women on Instagram doing daft arse video's calling their husbands "daddy"
Meaning he is 5'5
One ex that I was seeing for just short of 3 months had a unibrow. He didn’t have it when I met him (not sure if he shaved it or had it done professionally) but as the weeks went on it grew back. I would get so distracted even speaking to him it annoyed me so much. Towards the end I tried to encourage him to do something about it but he refused. Along with that his beard grew past his lips and he waited too long between hair cuts. He was a walking ick.
got chatting with a guy during lock down who i really liked he kept telling me how much he missed his work “gigging” so naturally i’m picturing bass guitarist in some sort of indie band ,imagine my ick when it turned out he was a poet ,who’s material ironically is mostly about how crappy the internet is ,and this was his full time number not even a part time bit anywhere doing anything else i mean would you be fully booked 7 nights a week there shakespeare?
I met a guy once at a party who told me he had to drop out of his graphic design degree course (at a tit Uni) as it was far too stressful. Turns out he was a trust fund kid and, when I asked what he did now, he said "I sell Muesli".
It’s probably been said but, the double wave 
especially when he was standing less than two feet in front of me at the time.
especially when he was standing less than two feet in front of me at the time.
Are you me? This literally happened to me on Saturday nightIt’s probably been said but, the double wave
I wrote about this on the dating thread for advice but it’s all over with a new man… bad breath, slight moobs, no shape to him (that sort of body that’s thin but fat underneath?!) wet flannel personality, no jawline (I can’t talk but still), can’t grow any facial hair… it was doomed for failure!
The breath
It was like that kind of stale smell when someone hasn’t ingested anything for hours, but ALL the time. I can’t tell anyone that was the main reason for ending things as it’s so mean, but I now know why he seems to be ‘unlucky in love’. Try flossing and see how you get on I’m so relieved.
The breath
It was like that kind of stale smell when someone hasn’t ingested anything for hours, but ALL the time. I can’t tell anyone that was the main reason for ending things as it’s so mean, but I now know why he seems to be ‘unlucky in love’. Try flossing and see how you get on I’m so relieved.This was a couple of Saturdays ago so maybeAre you me? This literally happened to me on Saturday night
He got all flustered and threw his hat and gloves on the floor instead of on the table as well
fussed with his hair and kept saying what a mess it was because of his hat. So awkward 
The breath issue is too much! I know a couple like this, her breath reeks and so does his, it’s like someone has shat in their mouths. The thought of the two of them mingling into one is really disgusting but I think of it whenever I’m in their companyI wrote about this on the dating thread for advice but it’s all over with a new man… bad breath, slight moobs, no shape to him (that sort of body that’s thin but fat underneath?!) wet flannel personality, no jawline (I can’t talk but still), can’t grow any facial hair… it was doomed for failure!
The breath
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One time I kissed someone with bad breath and as I was walking home I could smell a pooey smell that I couldn't get rid of / walk away from. I put my hand to my mouth and realised his breath smell had somehow permeated my mouth. I had to get some chewing gum quick.This was a couple of Saturdays ago so maybe
He got all flustered and threw his hat and gloves on the floor instead of on the table as well
The breath issue is too much! I know a couple like this, her breath reeks and so does his, it’s like someone has shat in their mouths. The thought of the two of them mingling into one is really disgusting but I think of it whenever I’m in their company
Bad dental hygiene is the worst. I was doing everything I could, offering chewing gum, eating it constantly myself, talking about how I love flossing 
It wasn’t even a morning breath smell, it was worse. You can tell the difference between that and halitosis. The only issue is, he was obviously oblivious to it and it makes me think, what if *I* had it one day and had no idea?!?!?! It’s so worrying!
It wasn’t even a morning breath smell, it was worse. You can tell the difference between that and halitosis. The only issue is, he was obviously oblivious to it and it makes me think, what if *I* had it one day and had no idea?!?!?! It’s so worrying!Holding up their wine glass in a group photo. Worse if nobody else in the photo is doing it.
I was a total ick today. Let me say a large bowl of Yo Sushi spicy Seafood Noodles, trying to eat it with chopsticks, the slightly oily chilli broth and a light grey top.
I tried my best but you can imagine the slurping noises and I had to stick the top into the wash when I got home. FML!
I tried my best but you can imagine the slurping noises and I had to stick the top into the wash when I got home. FML!
I’ll see you on that and raise you. Grown arse women, crossing their eyes and sticking their tongues out as far as they can.Grown arse women on Instagram doing daft arse video's calling their husbands "daddy"
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