The ‘say hello
’ made my stomach turn
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’ made my stomach turn
Id rather die Mike... I'd rather die
The un ironed top. The dirty mirror. The bed sheet off white looking curtains. The skinny arms. The caption. The controller down his trousers.
Yuk
Then I scrolled further down to read the rest of his profile.
@Bianca Del Rio I'm still simultaneously laughing and gagging at your fabulous descriptions of bad breath. Egg on turd? Biological weapon?
Feeling bad about feeling the ick towards standard morning breath now. Your comments certainly put things into perspective.
Feeling bad about feeling the ick towards standard morning breath now. Your comments certainly put things into perspective.
bleeping hell someone take the internet away from Mike
Looks like he’s got those Trump hands as well
don’t know what the term is but the fingers start off fat and peter out 
The whiskers and (lack of) jawline also suggest he’s knocked 10 years off his age.
This is one of my fears, my sense of smell is not great, so I’m paranoid I smellBad dental hygiene is the worst. I was doing everything I could, offering chewing gum, eating it constantly myself, talking about how I love flossingIt wasn’t even a morning breath smell, it was worse. You can tell the difference between that and halitosis. The only issue is, he was obviously oblivious to it and it makes me think, what if *I* had it one day and had no idea?!?!?! It’s so worrying!
I dated a 43 year old man who called pyjamas....wait for it......'Jimmy Jams'
The minute they say ‘naughty’ 
Absolutely get to duck Mike
Absolutely get to duck Mike
Yeah. You know that always means "Do you want to get fucked? Badly?"The minute they say ‘naughty’
Absolutely get to duck Mike
Yes!!!! I want to smother mine with the coughs he’s had on and off for the past few weeks. Why not cough like a normal person?!
When you get off a rollercoaster at a theme park and there’s a digital display of men’s faces silently screaming taken from the ride.
It’s the face of thrill and fear which makes my vagina close.
It’s the face of thrill and fear which makes my vagina close.
Men who’s shaven chest is stubbly from growing in chest hair
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN AND LEAVE IT HAIRY
if you must insist on shaving, keep it shaved. Stubble on your chest is not cute.
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN AND LEAVE IT HAIRY
if you must insist on shaving, keep it shaved. Stubble on your chest is not cute.
Men without chest hair is a ick for meMen who’s shaven chest is stubbly from growing in chest hair
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN AND LEAVE IT HAIRY
Adding to the bad breath comments. I'm always shocked at how many people have death breath and seem completely oblivious. It's either the type of breath that smells like an otter is rotting inside them and the gas leaks out every time they talk or it smells like there's a piece of mince from August stuck between one of their back teeth giving off fumes. Quite often these people have wives and girlfriends too - do they never go anywhere near them????
I’m always so curious about people who have breath like Satan’s hole - does the inside of their mouth not taste awful? Like when you wake up in the morning and you’ve not brushed your teeth yet, you can taste it.
People who have tea or coffee breath that makes me feel ill it just smells so stale and ew like can you not taste it??
that makes me feel ill it just smells so stale and ew like can you not taste it??My husband recently started cutting his sandwiches into 4 little triangles like I'd cut up sandwiches for kid's packed lunches. I made him a sandwich one day for lunch and cut it in half. He took it, thanked me, then once I'd gone he went back into the kitchen and cut them in half again so he had 4 little triangles.
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