Men who say 'oh sugar' instead of 'oh tit' (no delicate kids' ears within listening distance either).
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I’ve never come across anyone like this but it sounds baaaaad. Absolute ick.
There is this sweet spot between saying stuff like that and swearing like a sailor…
It gets worse... His new girlfriend has now started smiling like thisI know a guy that does this and to make it worse, he only started doing it after he started seeing a girl that did it...
I can't deal 
A stray nasal hair sticking out.
Absolutely. Either tit* or get off the pot. A finely chosen swear word is a great thing in context.
* no sugar coating here!
Especially when it's just the one, which means they've extracted the rest but missed the main offender
A guy I’m kinda seeing just messaged me calling me “sweetheart” and now I don’t how to feel 
(He’s 29. The only person whoever calls me sweetheart is my grandad!)
(He’s 29. The only person whoever calls me sweetheart is my grandad!)
Men who think being able to tolerate spicy food is manly or a personality trait.
men who can’t tolerate spicy food is one of my icks
This isn’t an ick so much but I’ve recently had to tell my bf to stop adding emojis to every text. He’s like this: ‘Good 
morning! Did you have a nice sleep 
? Raining 
here today. Miss you 
’ I asked why and he said he thought it added FUN. I told him they did not.
morning! Did you have a nice sleep ? Raining here today. Miss you ’ I asked why and he said he thought it added FUN. I told him they did not.
Men who wear gloves. If they're not in spitting distance of Mount Everest or the North Pole then it's wimp vibes
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or burglar vibes.
Jeez I’m crying laughing! Extra points if they wear wooly ones like these:
And it is more of an unpopular opinion than the ick, but I bloody hate men in puffer jackets. I think they look ugly on everyone no matter how good-looking the person is.
Slimmer folk or those that wear skin tight as the bottom half with puffa jackets always come across like they’re built like Crash Bandicoot.
When men speak all jolly in a fake posh voice. Today a guy at work very loudly said "how the devil are you?!!" I thought he was ok before that but in that moment I felt a strange ick/rage combination.
Men who get croissants or cake or anything sweet when you go to the coffeeshop with them
These threads have had me absolutely howling today My major current ick is guys who wear those bumbag style bags across their body, just no.
Lycra in general, but specifically cycling bib shorts.
I had a friend a few years ago who used to carry his mobile phone in a holster in his belt like it was a police radio lol.
Leaning in and gently whispering 'thank you' after orgasm.
My major current ick is guys who wear those bumbag style bags across their body, just no. Lycra in general, but specifically cycling bib shorts.
I had a friend a few years ago who used to carry his mobile phone in a holster in his belt like it was a police radio lol.
Leaning in and gently whispering 'thank you' after orgasm.
Things that give me the ick:
- Unable to spell, or put sentences together
- Calling me ‘sexy’
- Parent’s with grotty, grim or dirty homes
- Texting me too much
- Not texting me enough
- Getting toothpaste all over the taps
- Not appreciating my cushions
- Hair cuts on blokes that make them look like they’ve got a fringe
- Button willies
- Unable to spell, or put sentences together
- Calling me ‘sexy’
- Parent’s with grotty, grim or dirty homes
- Texting me too much
- Not texting me enough
- Getting toothpaste all over the taps
- Not appreciating my cushions
- Hair cuts on blokes that make them look like they’ve got a fringe
- Button willies
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