“The Ick” #2

[watermelon sugar]

Oh this made me think of men who wear a football tshirt (of their team, with that shiny material)

Lads who go to the pub to watch the match in their footie shirt is one thing, but when they just sit in front of the telly at home wearing one is another

It reminds me of a meme I seen once saying "why do lads wear a football shirt at home to watch the match, i don't dress up as Gail Platt to watch Corrie"

 

[Lovethesun]

Men who work in an office . I’ve got a thing for workmen in muddy boots & high viz jackets . Nice rough hands

Lads who go to the pub to watch the match in their footie shirt is one thing, but when they just sit in front of the telly at home wearing one is another

It reminds me of a meme I seen once saying "why do lads wear a football shirt at home to watch the match, i don't dress up as Gail Platt to watch Corrie"

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Liverpool fans.

 

[sushimama]

Men who are too into working out and everything has to revolve around that. Going to the gym for four hours every day, or going to the mountains EVERY WEEKEND and getting up at 5am to hike for 8 hours, or guys who want to do 57 activities at the beach when all I want to do is drink mimosas.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Liverpool fans.

I was gonna be offended for a second but I sorta agree

 

[under the ivy]

Men with really boring tastes in food for example I went out with a guy who would only order cheese pizza or spaghetti bolognese in an Italian. Live a little!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Men with really boring tastes in food for example I went out with a guy who would only order cheese pizza or spaghetti bolognese in an Italian. Live a little!!

My fella is like that he's so boring
His favourite flavour crisps are ready salted and his fave ice cream is vanilla. Could you get any plainer

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Lads who go to the pub to watch the match in their footie shirt is one thing, but when they just sit in front of the telly at home wearing one is another

It reminds me of a meme I seen once saying "why do lads wear a football shirt at home to watch the match, i don't dress up as Gail Platt to watch Corrie"

Also, to me football shirts are the least sexy thing a man can wear?! Major PE kit /ick vibes
@GeorgeP123 postman pat boots are a close second

 

[Mulholland Drive]

Lads who go to the pub to watch the match in their footie shirt is one thing, but when they just sit in front of the telly at home wearing one is another

It reminds me of a meme I seen once saying "why do lads wear a football shirt at home to watch the match, i don't dress up as Gail Platt to watch Corrie"

I never understand why blokes dress up in football shirts! And neither do I understand why they're willing to spend anything up to a grand for a season ticket just to watch 22 millionaires kick a ball about for 90 minutes, while getting incredibly animated about it!

I don't have any brothers, but my dad (who is South African) chooses to support Manchester United rather than local teams here in J'Burg. And I have to say he gets very animated when he watches them on TV with his Man U shirt on! I mean what is the point in that?

Men

 

[wearedoomed]

Fully agree with the stingy thing. I went out with a guy for a couple of months and when he found out my birthday was just after Christmas he was like ‘you better not think you’ll be getting 2 gifts’. Oh duck off you miserable twit. So off putting!

My OH has her birthday in December and as a kid she only ever got presents at Xmas. So I always make a point of treating her on her birthday as well as Xmas.

 

[GeorgeP123]

Also, to me football shirts are the least sexy thing a man can wear?! Major PE kit /ick vibes
@GeorgeP123 postman pat boots are a close second

Yaaas! Someone else who understands the pain of those minging boots! Especially when worn with matalan jeans and a their one generic shirt.

 

[Pink blancmange]

When they tie their laces really tight like this

 

[Lovethesun]

Men who start their tinder bio with “I like to travel” duck off !!!!! It doesn’t make you sound interesting you sound like a twit .
I like to travel too - back & too to work like a normal person & a holiday abroad every year ! . Just because you went on a gap year 15 years ago pal doesn’t mean your into travelling

 

[Pink blancmange]

Cringe cringe CRINGE!!!!

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Cringe cringe CRINGE!!!!

I can cope with a dad bod but I'm upset about the spaces before the commas, and also the monkey emoji

 

[watermelon sugar]

Cringe cringe CRINGE!!!!

I remember seeing someone's tinder bio saying 'Dad bod, more to cuddle'

 

[Pink blancmange]

I can cope with a dad bod but I'm upset about the spaces before the commas, and also the monkey emoji

That monkey emoji is an instant left swipe. He's definitely a wet wipe if he uses that

 

[justapossum]

Speaking of Tinder - men who have passive aggressive bios such as:

• "don't bother swiping if you're not gonna talk"
• "not here to find a pen pal"
• "does anybody actually talk on here"
• "no time wasters"

Ironically, these are usually the men who have the personality of a sponge (soaking in all the fun).

 

[Lovethesun]

Men who start their tinder bio with “I like to travel” duck off !!!!! It doesn’t make you sound interesting you sound like a twit .
I like to travel too - back & too to work like a normal person & a holiday abroad every year ! . Just because you went on a gap year 15 years ago pal doesn’t mean your into travelling

Speaking of Tinder - men who have passive aggressive bios such as:

• "don't bother swiping if you're not gonna talk"
• "not here to find a pen pal"
• "does anybody actually talk on here"
• "no time wasters"

Ironically, these are usually the men who have the personality of a sponge (soaking in all the fun).

yea these are the typical “hi how are you ?” ........ “I’m good thanks you?” .......... “yea good thanks , where you from?” ........... “I’m from (such & such)” ............. conversation over

 

[Pink blancmange]

The ones on tinder who's tell you to follow them on Instagram because 'I'm not really on here much.' Just no.