Haha ok fine fine, that does all make sense - thanks for explaining, crew!
I’ll take my snide back and pop it back away in my safe and accessible bag - always happy to learn if that’s the outcome! It just seemed to suddenly be A Look that came from out of nowhere for me! (Tbf I do wear my uniqlo bag like that tbf but it’s where it’s most comfy, and easy to swing round to the back when my kid wants a carry! But bigger bags rarely seem comfy in that position… definitely agree on the safety aspect tho!)