The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle

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You're right. I was trying to think who she reminded me of. đź‘Ź
My fiancee and I walked into my mom's clinic and saw a bunch of her young patients with their moms. Their eyes glued to the TV in the waiting room watching TANGLED, the scene when Mother Gothel was singing to the flower! My fiancee quipped: "Look, it's Stephanie's best friend, Dana!" :LOL: ;)
 
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I'm confused. I thought Philippa suggested hanging it in one of the apartments and SJ said that was too far and that she wanted to hang it in the Grande Salon where everyone would be forced to see it.
Sorry, Pip suggested it go in the Gardeners Cottage and then Stefanny said ' No, it's too far away from me there...' :rolleyes:
 
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If the mistress and baby master of the shitoo were banned from saying "Right?" And "Amaaaazing" for just one day...they would start twitching.
Add "No way!" to the list please. For someone with such a high falutin' education, I am surprised she still uses this passe expression. I must say, SJ is living more and more in the not so distant past with her clothing choices and out dated language expressions. I think she prides herself on be au current, but she's not. Too many years being tucked away in the HMN with a bunch of oddballs and grannies telling her she has saved their lives has stunted her intellectual growth.

After forcing myself to watch the CD vlog, I then thought I would brave our resident quiet man Selmar. He was very excited for kings day- what a treat! Three years worth of Kings day, with the excitement of balloon blowing to funny games.
In a year, there doesn't seem to be an improvement on the way he presents his vlogs to be honest.
I am impressed with his wardrobe though. Top marks for that. 🤣
His vlogs are snooze material for lobotomized patients. I wonder if he actually watches them before he releases them?
 
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SJ needs a stylist and a GOOD interior decorator who specializes in restorations, and then she needs to LISTEN to them. Oh, and a COMPETENT general manager to keep all these crazy renovations (I.e. Remudelings) in line.

What is going on with the terrace? Looks like another job done half-assed and unfinished.
And a project manager and a cleaning crew and an actual cook... the list goes on and on and on...
 
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Where on earth did her father paint those gastly pictures on..its not painted on canvas...i dont know the english word..its so thin..and btw i can imagine the bricomarche can expand...they deliver a fortune on framing at the shittooo..
Exactly.....Cannot imagine the amount of money that is being spent to frame those “porn-style cartoon” paintings.
 
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I've noticed a lot of new posters recently. Welcome. You have questions and perhaps doubts, others are die hard super fans ready to derail. Welcome anyway.

To those disillusioned, watch this.



Super fans still watch.

Those of you who like Disturbed enjoy.
 
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As for things I would like to never hear again, please add “it’s all happening” to the list. I believe Penny Lane said that in Almost Famous and I am completely bleeping sick of hearing it.
 
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Some choice comments tonight. BJJ must have gone to bed early so I’ll share before they go poof!
Thank you so much for posting these comments… I can’t stop laughing!
 
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Thank you so much for posting these comments… I can’t stop laughing!
And Jumpsuit Jill did not jump to his defense. Actually nothing from the Gangster Grannies….
 
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Exactly.....Cannot imagine the amount of money that is being spent to frame those “porn-style cartoon” paintings.
Curious, the die-hard religious supporters of Trump managed conveniently to overlook his porn-related adulterous deeds. Best explanation was he's not an adulterer because Obama was a Muslim, persecuting us. 🤡
I wonder how Jarvis' supporters justify their sweetness and light vision of somebody who loves her Daddy's pornographic paintings? I think probably the Gibbons syndrome, whereby anybody who documents reality, like Tomas, is ridden out of town on a proverbial stake.
Not a good dynamic.
 
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The most striking thing about today's vlog was the editing within the first few minutes. Gastly view of Steph, then Ian (watching a cement truck depart) and suddenly rough cut between departing film crew and back to Ian and back to film crew, then a voice over. Seriously who's doing the editing. Stupid patch up. Girl get your house together.
 
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I was so embarrassed for her. Does she not realize how foolish she looked
obviously not....

I've watched Curiosity Inc and it's amazing how Alex clears those hoarder houses. And the money he makes on the stuff he finds! Can't think he'd have much luck at the Shitoo when that has to be cleared. Some moth-eaten 80's clothes, woodworm-riddled wardrobes, 70 old bidets, some absolutely fugly lamps, some ghastly paintings and a set of pornographic kitchen tiles. Not to mention the outhouse full to the brim with awful home-made gifts sent to Cadeaux at the Chateau. Not much profit in that.
Ohhhhhh I’ll have to watch that channel. Hoarders always mesmerize me.
 
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Sorry, Pip suggested it go in the Gardeners Cottage and then Stefanny said ' No, it's too far away from me there...' :rolleyes:
May we conclude from this that Janssen is aware of how weird his maitresse' devotion is to DD's paintings? Why does he think Nick's house is the place to deaccession this stuff?
 
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