The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle

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And Jumpsuit Jill did not jump to his defense. Actually nothing from the Gangster Grannies….
It's sad actually, Michael helped her create CD. Sad for him, actually thrilled her empire falling.

Seriously Steph, I haven't forgotten.

Appreciate you're covering up. Appreciate those long distance vlogs with your face hidden by filters now, no cleavage unwrapped.

Let's focus on your taxes.

In the future as a plus one to someone's home behave.
 
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Interesting Sara and Steve chatting up the woman from the film crew. In the video Queens day before Kings day. Auditioning?
So confused with her timeline that I was waiting for my Dutch neighbours to set off their fireworks & then I heard her say a week ago.🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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Curious, the die-hard religious supporters of Trump managed conveniently to overlook his porn-related adulterous deeds. Best explanation was he's not an adulterer because Obama was a Muslim, persecuting us. 🤡
I wonder how Jarvis' supporters justify their sweetness and light vision of somebody who loves her Daddy's pornographic paintings? I think probably the Gibbons syndrome, whereby anybody who documents reality, like Tomas, is ridden out of town on a proverbial stake.
Not a good dynamic.
@purejuice now why would you assume those Jarvis supporters are also Trump supporters.
 
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Funds for future wedding. We've all noticed floral studio naked of flowers. She has no money.
 
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For a skinny woman, SJ looks thick About the middle in that yellow dress she wore golfing on kings day.
She has a slender build with no hips but a thick waist. That's why that black, slinky, gift sheath was uninspiring as was the golf dress. I guess "flowy" is better on her -- with underpants included., of course!
 
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For a skinny woman, SJ looks thick About the middle in that yellow dress she wore golfing on kings day.
She has a slender build with no hips but a thick waist. That's why that black, slinky, gift sheath was uninspiring as was the golf dress. I guess "flowy" is better on her -- with underpants included., of course!
She does have that bloated middle aged body now. Perhaps that's why high placed belts, over sized jumpers and short dresses with more cleavage showing attire. Do personally admire how she devolves into a characture of herself.

By that dress FRK wore, Isabelle wore it better

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Either SJ was having a little drinky poo while editing today's edition or BJJ was editing...or maybe "man of all but none" trades, Steve was...because the beginning of the vlog when Ian is discussing the cement truck and the film crew are leaving it is all jumpy and out of order. Disjointed. Weird. Great pay for great work. Not!
I was really confused by it too!

I also really, really, REALLy despise her "I hate this" speel whenever someone leaves.
 
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After forcing myself to watch the CD vlog, I then thought I would brave our resident quiet man Selmar. He was very excited for kings day- what a treat! Three years worth of Kings day, with the excitement of balloon blowing to funny games.
In a year, there doesn't seem to be an improvement on the way he presents his vlogs to be honest.
I am impressed with his wardrobe though. Top marks for that. 🤣


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To be honest I was super distracted by the bird flying around like crazy in the background during the balloon blowing! DId you see it?

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Once she peels Philly's rubbery elasto lips from hers and extracates his feeble, threads called legs from around her thicker middle age tummy, she can finally sneak out of bed at noon to catch the crew and say good bye. She should hate then leaving ...her entourage is growing too small to give her the accolades she lives for. NEXT! NEXT crew hurry up and arrive.!..SJ has been driven to sleep with the little China boy in an ugly pattern because there are no others here to feed her vacuous insecurities with platitudes and "Amaaaazing" cheers !!

Not FROM China...made of China or porcelain....from the Brocante!
 
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I don't know, maybe I will go to H-E-double hockey sticks for making fun. But I am laughing my azzzz off. Why is this funny to me? I did learn how to screen shot though. Screen shoot. Shot... Whatever...
 
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She does have that bloated middle aged body now. Perhaps that's why high placed belts, over sized jumpers and short dresses with more cleavage showing attire. Do personally admire how she devolves into a characture of herself.

By that dress FRK wore, Isabelle wore it better

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Costume parties are fun, but to actually live life as an endless costume party, outside of the realm of reality as Fanny does must be super tiring!
Eccentric is as eccentric does, I guess.
 
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Since I'm now stuck with a sombrero. Perhaps a change of Avatar. Xipe totec an Aztec sign of death, renewal and life. A modern interpretation with a woman who actually bears life. Happy Fifth of May everyone. A death filled renewal of life.
 
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Quote by Gibson:

Gibson said:
After forcing myself to watch the CD vlog, I then thought I would brave our resident quiet man Selmar. He was very excited for kings day- what a treat! Three years worth of Kings day, with the excitement of balloon blowing to funny games.
In a year, there doesn't seem to be an improvement on the way he presents his vlogs to be honest.
I am impressed with his wardrobe though. Top marks for that. 🤣


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To be honest I was super distracted by the bird flying around like crazy in the background during the balloon blowing! DId you see it?

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I don't know, maybe I will go to H-E-double hockey sticks for making fun. But I am laughing my azzzz off. Why is this funny to me? I did learn how to screen shot though. Screen shoot. Shot... Whatever...
I swear my Barbie doll had the same shoes only in a smaller size.

Costume parties are fun, but to actually live life as an endless costume party, outside of the realm of reality as Fanny does must be super tiring!
Eccentric is as eccentric does, I guess.
I'm finding all these parties to be depressing. It's too much. It's like a steady diet of sugar. You get a high, then a low. Repeat over and over. Living at the shatoo must feel like you are on the roller coaster from hell, it never stops.
 
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I was slightly entertained with this week's episode? Well, not really. As a person that is very hands on, and a "can do" attitude, it drives me slightly crazy seeing 43 unfinished projects just sitting there, and a group of slackers blabbing around eating and drinking. I thought I'd watch a different chateau program and came across "Chateau Love" ....Holy kripes, what a sociopath. Maybe the "Diaries " aren't so bad after all. 🤣
 
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I was really confused by it too!

I also really, really, REALLy despise her "I hate this" speel whenever someone leaves.
I find her behavior similar to how preteen girls act when they are trying to be all sugar and spice. She's just fishing for complements. I'm sure if the people leaving didn't respond favorably by saying they also hated to go, it would be edited out. It's all about her, all the time. Just let people have their dignity and drive off with a wave and a bye-bye. It's a wonder she doesn't run after them shouting and flailing her arms to come back.
 
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Men in kilts was sexy...Then came Steve...Dude looks like a grandma with bad facial hair...
 
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Goat Man's having a fun time, he's his answer in the comments:


Michael Garcia

2 hours ago
How does Phillip stay so thin, I noticed this before and I don't ask if he's sensitive about this. I just like him and am concerned.just ignore this question if it's none of my business.



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Goat Boy
Goat Boy
48 minutes ago
Hes gain some weight, its the hormone replacement therapy.
 
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